Rusty
Purveyor of Fine Weaponry
Image Source: There is no image that can properly capture exactly what this thing is.
Intent: And I quote:
Development Thread: If necessary.
Manufacturer: Rusty's Custom Firearms and Cutlery
Model: T.U.R.K.E.E. Deployable Instant Conflagration Kit
Affiliation: Mandalorian Clans
Modularity: Comes preprogrammed with three songs, but more can be added. Color of the fireworks can be changed, but bright pink with glitter is the standard.
Production: Limited
Material: Turkey, alusteel, fireworks components, repulsorlift components, rocket components, PSYOPS speakers, sensor package, glitter.
Strengths:
Description: The talk around RCFC is that Rusty finally snapped. After receiving [member="Ra Vizsla"]'s last request, the CEO of Rusty's Custom Firearms and Cutlery locked himself in a lab for a week and didn't emerge until he had completed a device so diabolical, his assistant Koko threatened to have him committed.
The T.U.R.K.E.E. Deployable Instant Conflagration Kit is the ultimate in Dantooine Plains Turkey-based warfare. The device consists of two main components: the repulsorlift cage, upon which the PSYOPS speakers and fireworks launchers are mounted, and the Turkey Launcher, into which the bird is strapped.
Upon activation (there's a big red button,) the T.U.R.K.E.E. Deployable Instant Conflagration Kit launches itself into the air. The exact altitude is programmable, depending on the terrain. It has a maximum effective height of 500 meters, used primarily for deploying the device above jungle canopies. Once it reaches its maximum height, the PSYOPS speakers activate, blasting out the desired song with such intensity, it can be heard from kilometers around. So intense is the noise, the turkey is instantly and painlessly euthanized, as the pressure wave scrambles its tiny little brain. Meanwhile, the fireworks launchers shoot out star clusters, programmed to fire in time with the music, creating a dazzling pyrotechnic display sure to catch the eye of anyone nearby.
Meanwhile, the sensor package searches for nearby enemy troops. Once a sufficient concentration is detected, and the music hits the right spot, the Turkey Launcher activates. The Turkey Launcher is essentially a rocket sled. It's not terribly aerodynamic, but the sheer force of the powerful chemical rockets is usually enough to make the turkey break the sound barrier. It screams through the air, feathers trailing behind as the force of the wind plucks the now dead bird clean.
Once the Turkey Launcher reaches the predesignated spot, a secondary rocket charge jettisons the bird, sending several hundred pounds of raw meat flying towards the target. If the turkey has been fitted with an IET device, it can be set to detonate on impact. At the same time the Turkey Launcher jettisons the turkey, it also jettisons 100 kilograms of metallic glitter, creating a fabulous and dazzling display that coats everything within 300 meters with enough sparkles to make a teenage vampire convention swoon. And since the glitter is metallic, it has the added bonus of acting as chaff, which can spoof radar systems by disrupting the energy wave before it has a chance to reach a target and bounce off. It should be noted that the chances of the bird actually hitting the target are slim to none. Though it is technically possible, there's no way to aim the Turkey Launcher in its current state, and any turkeys that actually strike the target will only do so through the dumbest of luck. That doesn't make the spectacle any less spectacular, however.
At the conclusion of the song, the repulsorlift cage detonates in the largest explosion yet, scattering yet more glitter across the battlefield. In conditions where the wind isn't favorable, the glitter pack can be removed prior to launch. It goes without saying that the T.U.R.K.E.E. Deployable Instant Conflagration Kit is a single use device.
Primary Source: N/A
Intent: And I quote:
Ra Vizsla said:
Development Thread: If necessary.
Manufacturer: Rusty's Custom Firearms and Cutlery
Model: T.U.R.K.E.E. Deployable Instant Conflagration Kit
Affiliation: Mandalorian Clans
Modularity: Comes preprogrammed with three songs, but more can be added. Color of the fireworks can be changed, but bright pink with glitter is the standard.
Production: Limited
Material: Turkey, alusteel, fireworks components, repulsorlift components, rocket components, PSYOPS speakers, sensor package, glitter.
Strengths:
- You will, in fact, be able to hear Highway to the Mando Zone from two kilometers away. In fact, the T.U.R.K.E.E. Deployable Instant Conflagration Kit comes programmed with three songs. More may be added by the customer.
- Easily the most distracting thing you will ever seen.
- Can be used in conjunction with the Improvised Explosive Turkey device for maximum effect.
- PSYOPS speakers can cause instant hearing damage. Hearing protection is mandatory during testing.
- Invariably fatal to the Turkey. Save it for the sick ones.
- Glitter, much like napalm, is an equal opportunity weapon.
Description: The talk around RCFC is that Rusty finally snapped. After receiving [member="Ra Vizsla"]'s last request, the CEO of Rusty's Custom Firearms and Cutlery locked himself in a lab for a week and didn't emerge until he had completed a device so diabolical, his assistant Koko threatened to have him committed.
The T.U.R.K.E.E. Deployable Instant Conflagration Kit is the ultimate in Dantooine Plains Turkey-based warfare. The device consists of two main components: the repulsorlift cage, upon which the PSYOPS speakers and fireworks launchers are mounted, and the Turkey Launcher, into which the bird is strapped.
Upon activation (there's a big red button,) the T.U.R.K.E.E. Deployable Instant Conflagration Kit launches itself into the air. The exact altitude is programmable, depending on the terrain. It has a maximum effective height of 500 meters, used primarily for deploying the device above jungle canopies. Once it reaches its maximum height, the PSYOPS speakers activate, blasting out the desired song with such intensity, it can be heard from kilometers around. So intense is the noise, the turkey is instantly and painlessly euthanized, as the pressure wave scrambles its tiny little brain. Meanwhile, the fireworks launchers shoot out star clusters, programmed to fire in time with the music, creating a dazzling pyrotechnic display sure to catch the eye of anyone nearby.
Meanwhile, the sensor package searches for nearby enemy troops. Once a sufficient concentration is detected, and the music hits the right spot, the Turkey Launcher activates. The Turkey Launcher is essentially a rocket sled. It's not terribly aerodynamic, but the sheer force of the powerful chemical rockets is usually enough to make the turkey break the sound barrier. It screams through the air, feathers trailing behind as the force of the wind plucks the now dead bird clean.
Once the Turkey Launcher reaches the predesignated spot, a secondary rocket charge jettisons the bird, sending several hundred pounds of raw meat flying towards the target. If the turkey has been fitted with an IET device, it can be set to detonate on impact. At the same time the Turkey Launcher jettisons the turkey, it also jettisons 100 kilograms of metallic glitter, creating a fabulous and dazzling display that coats everything within 300 meters with enough sparkles to make a teenage vampire convention swoon. And since the glitter is metallic, it has the added bonus of acting as chaff, which can spoof radar systems by disrupting the energy wave before it has a chance to reach a target and bounce off. It should be noted that the chances of the bird actually hitting the target are slim to none. Though it is technically possible, there's no way to aim the Turkey Launcher in its current state, and any turkeys that actually strike the target will only do so through the dumbest of luck. That doesn't make the spectacle any less spectacular, however.
At the conclusion of the song, the repulsorlift cage detonates in the largest explosion yet, scattering yet more glitter across the battlefield. In conditions where the wind isn't favorable, the glitter pack can be removed prior to launch. It goes without saying that the T.U.R.K.E.E. Deployable Instant Conflagration Kit is a single use device.
Primary Source: N/A
