Astoach
The Dark Comedy

Who knew hotels in Kuat could be so vehemently filthy? It was such a beautiful planet, with ringed mesas of towering stone, crystalline waterbeds, and flourishing, bright flora, not to even mention their history as a wealthy aristocracy in service to the Empires of Old, crafting vast spacebound juggernauts to terrorize the Galaxy as eclipsing behemoths of war. But here, in the middle of the stinky inn, it looked like someone stuck their mops into a pond of fecal matter and decided to repaint the joint in filth. Certainly smelled like it. Yet here Astoach was, inhaling sharply the odor of the offworld working class and, much to his surprise, some noblemen downing a few too many drinks at the grimy bar. Turns out that the drinks, as advertised, really were that good to conjure up a few penny pinching upperclassmen at the dirt-stained counter, and who knew who else might pop up out of thin air come nightfall.
Astoach did not come all the way to this fantastic little joint for the fun and games provided however, even though the sudden urge to drink, a substance he had not found the slightest interest in ever, hit him like a truck as he watched those drunks suck down hooch like a black hole of booze. He was on the run again, like the good old days. He had gone a bit overboard the last few hunts and got his name really far out there. Stabbed an ambassador from Naboo too, a feat he was proud of, but one that got him on the radar by some really upset people, people who caught him and locked him up, people he knew the faces of, the names of, and people who he was going to get back at, especially that damn shard who had made it twice onto his naughty list. But following his rather intense and climactic escape he now had a big flashing sign stapled to his ass, one that read, “SHOOT ME! I’M WORTH A LOT OF MONEY!” And as trigger-happy people were, even one such as Astoach recognized the danger of walking said ass out in the midday sunshine for the entire Galaxy to see.
So here he was, sucking up that delectable reek of illegal immigrants and underpaid workers broiling together in their little nest of nastiness. Astoach almost felt at home. He never took off the mask, even if it did serve as the sole bullseye for the bounty hunters on his trail, but his mask, his Polyp, was his identity. To be without it was to be without skin, naked and cold, without purpose, without face, identity. It would be suicidal to remove such a feature fundamental to his character. “My mask is my son, blood, flesh, face, breath, and seed,” he muttered in a drawling wheeze, catching an odd glance from random passersby who scooted past or lurked at nearby tables. Walking into such a place with a mask was certain to grab attention but he minded little, he was a God, dammit, even if he was a God on the run. He had since convinced himself as a necessary precaution, he was to be a phantom, a mysterious figure far from limelight and prison, capture, would be far too revealing. He would be spoiled. Rotten.
Adjacent to the bar rested a clerk, half dozing off in a greasy vest behind a booth layered with grime. He was a bith, whose occasional, thunderous snore silenced the entirety of the floor and would startle himself awake with a jolt. It was a rather impressive spectacle, but one Astoach had little patience to watch play out on repeat for the remaining hours of the afternoon, and he approached with the ginger care of a rancor on hulk-level steroids. “One room for the night, please,” he requested, earning naught but a steady silence that seemed to drill into his skull. “One room, I said.” Silence. He noted the presence of a small desktop bell to his left, and he rung it. Silence. He rang it again. Silence. By this moment he was about to shove this bell where the sun might never shine until another snore detonated with concussive force and the bith rumbled from the deepest depths of his slumber, “Seventy-five credits, please…”
A truly riveting exchange and one that certainly left Astoach one step closer to choking out the next person that met him with eye contact.
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