Star Wars Ranked

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I can’t find ranking app. I saw OT in theaters and every SW in theaters until LAST JEDI. Last Jedi effectively ended SW theatrically, though not the worst film. On retrospect Force Awakens may be worse. Most of the prequels were bad. Rogue One has aged very well.

1. Empire Strikes Back (not that close)
2. Star Wars. (Everything was new)
3. Return of Jedi (I liked Ewoks as a kid and ending paid off great.)
4. Rogue One (the best SW prequel and best thing Disney has produced for SW, not close).
5. Revenge of the Sith.
6. The Last Jedi (yes this is worst in terms of narrative decisions, but some great scenes. With a rewrite and a coherent story, this film could have been a masterpiece.)
7. Phantom Menace (introduced CGI)
8. Attack of Clones (introduced Clone Wars)
9. Force Awakens (I liked better than Jedi if theaters, but this is an objectively bad film and a rip off of Star Wars. The New Republic is now the Resistance? Absurd.)
10. Solo (awful idea, awful lead who no way compares to Ford. I like Clarke. She did her best. I saw at home.)
11. Rise of Skywalker: I saw at home and fell asleep. A total ripoff of Return of Jedi. This film was a deserving effective end to JJ Abrams career. He will never be allowed near a blockbuster IP budget again and was already forced out at WB.

 

[Adrikobe Kellrule]

1. Empire Strikes Back (No contest)
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2. Revenge of the Sith (Literally every scene is amazing)
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3. A New Hope (The OG, still holds up)
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4. The Return of the Jedi (Excellent way to end the OT, though some stuff drags it down)
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5. The Phantom Menace (Way too over-hated, this movie is amazing)
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6. Rogue One (I think it's a bit overrated, but it's 100% the best Disney SW film)
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7. The Force Awakens (Yes, it's a 1:1 copy of ANH, but it does some new things really well. Han's death made me cry.)
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8. Attack of the Clones (Excellent action, and some amazing scenes, but the plot and romance drag this down a lot)
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9. The Clone Wars Movie (This movie shouldn't have been made, but it introduced Ahsoka and Rex, so, I forgive it a little)
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10. Solo (This movie is just awful)
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11. The Last Jedi (Ruined any potential the ST had)
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12. Rise of Skywalker (Every scene of this film is awful)

Shows, for bonus points (beware, my takes might upset you):

1. The Clone Wars (This show rocks)
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2. The Bad Batch (This is a great self-contained story, IMO. Touches on a lot of early Empire stuff)
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3. Rebels (A bit too kiddie at times, but this show had some amazing arcs. Kallus' redemption was perfect.)
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4. Mandalorian (Great until Season 3, but I can still enjoy it)
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5. Tales of the Jedi (If you remove the Ahsoka stuff, this show is pretty good)
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6. Andor (This show just didn't really land for me, but it's better than the following
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7. Skeleton Crew (It's a good self contained story, but it doesn't really compare to the above))
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8. Book of Boba Fett (Bad, yes, but not the worst SW show)
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9. Ahsoka (So much wasted potential)
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10. Kenobi (Very few good scenes, 95% of it is garbage)
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11. Resistance (Nobody has ever watched this show)
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12. The Acolyte (The single worst piece of SW media to ever be released)