- Intent: To make a highly amplified version of TF2's Frying Pan, which emits a loud noise when hitting an object.
- Image Source: Rubberflooringinc.com
- Canon Link: N/A
- Primary Source: Rubberflooringinc.com
- Manufacturer: Outer Rim Military Engineering
- Affiliation: ORME, SJO, AiE
- Model: Sonic Super Hammer
- Modularity: No
Production: Minor
- Material: Wooden handle, microphone-laced rubber mallet
- Classification: Rubber Hammer
- Size: Large (about the size of a woodcutter's axe)
- Weight: Light (4 kg)
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- Squeak!!!!!!! - When slammed against nearly any material with at least 5 km/h of force, the Sonic Super Hammer's mirophone-amplified squeak will make a noise so loud that any unprotected eardrums or hearing organs within a five meter radius will instantly burst or collapse, steadily bleeding out. For up to twenty meters in proximity, the hammer will create a painful ringing in the ears.
- War Toy - The Sonic Super Hammer has the characteristics of a large toy, allowing it to be carried and swung with ease.
- Toy - The Super Sonic Hammer becomes completely useless if enemies have protected hearing organs. It cannot even bruise skin, has no armor-piercing qualities, and is easily snapped by other melee weapons or even kneecaps.
- Low Battery - The Super Sonic Hammer can only be swung about one hundred times before running out of battery for its microphones. To recharge, the Super Sonic Hammer must be put in a specially designed solar charger for about ten minutes.
One day, one of Rick's employees jokingly asked for the company to begin producing rubber hammers.
Rick complied, making them into deadly weapons. Within the large rubber mallet of the enlarged hammer lies nearly a hundred microscopic yet powerful microphones, which pick up the noise of squeaking rubber and amplify it tremendously. In fact, the effect is great enough to bleed an unprotected being out and cause permanent deafness. Measured in decibels, the most powerful swing ever recorded reached a terrifying 500db, over three times as much noise as a point-blank shotgun blast.
