Felacatian

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Consciousness comes in waves.
Listen up! These are the rules of Huttball!
You find yourself woozy, coming out of a drugged induced stupor. Awareness comes. There are others at your side.
Two teams, Frog-dogs and Rotworms, chosen by random draw!
An enclosed room, only one exit, the shimmering blue energy shield in front of you.
One ball, slippery as a greased Hutt! Grab the ball, throw the ball,
get the ball over the opposing team’s line anyway you can and your team gets a point.
You have your weapons. And it becomes clear as out in the distance, the looming Huttball arena comes to focus.
Weapons, name-calling, and cheating are all encouraged!
You've heard the rumors before. An underground battle arena where kidnapped sentients are thrown into the "Pitt" for entertainment purposes. But do not kick the ball! Hutts don’t have feet! Show our sponsor Tefga the respect he deserves…
The only way to regain your freedom. Is to win the match.*
LETS PLAY HUTTBALL!
*Unless @[member="Tefga"] gets really hungry and wants to eat you!