"Well sure," he said with a grin. "There's a thousand of'em, like I said. Let's see, Boba Fett...well, there was the Sarlacc thing. He got eaten by one, digested for a good while. The thing kept him alive until a bounty hunter came to get him, dragged him half-dead out of the mess, started climbing through the underground chambers -- dropped his gun, right? He's dragging Fett, and Fett's basically out cold, but his eyes snap open and he snatches the falling gun out of the air. Blasts the crap out of the Sarlacc, and this with most of his skin burned off by stomach acid.
"There's some detail missing, for sure. It's been a thousand years, or near enough. They say he made a deal with the Vong to keep Mandalore safe, but when they turned on him he ripped them apart -- him and a handful of commandos, and him almost eighty years old and full of the kind of tumors you get in bad clones.
"They say he had a kid when he was a kid, like fourteen or something. They say Darth Caedus, that's Han Solo's son, beat Fett's daughter to death, and Fett sent Solo -- his old enemy -- a pair of crushgaunts in the mail with a note that said 'with deepest sympathies' or something. I hear they even used those crushgaunts to help kill Caedus.
"What you wanna hear? I've got a million more."
