Sith Turned Thief (Varg Euronymous)

[Kitty]

Kitty was freaking starving. She had no credits and was strictly carnivorous. But of course meat had to be the most expensive kind of food in the galaxy. You'd think a predator like herself would be able to hunt for herself but no that was something her parents not got the chance to teach her. She thought about just going back to sith and getting something to eat there but she did not feel like enduring the hyperspace trip. Besides she was really enjoying the planet of Naboo.

However she was still hungry and decided to resort to theft to get some credits. Kitty had never done this kind of thing before though. Feline races tended to be rather notorious for being sneaky. Her natural disposition for the sort of thing would come in handy.

Kitty went to the nearest spaceport where all the ships landed. She figured if she found a way inside an unoccupied ship she could find some raw credits lying around somewhere. Sneaking around in her usual purple tanktop and blue shorts Kitty looked around for someway in to one of the ships. She supposed if she was really desperate she could use the lightsaber at her hip to just cut her way in. Course that would probably set off an alarm of some sort. She could get out before anyone found her and pretend she was a jedi. Who would suspect a jedi of common theft. Nobody that's the answer. Actually if they found the cuts they probably would. Darn it even this seemed difficult. How the heck did anyone making a living stealing. It seemed much easier to just find a regular job.

Just then a boarding ramp to some round ship began to lower. Kitty hid from sight and waited for the guy she thinks , with long blond hair to leave. If the ramp were to close she would make sure to sneak around and dive in before it did. Now in the ship the young feline began digging around for some credits lying about.
[member="Varg Euronymous"]

 

[Thor Demers]

Varg slowly walks out of his old ship, and leaving the landing area to go pay his docking fees and post his cargo manifest for review.

Varg has been drifting in space for a few days prior to landing, laying around in a drugged haze, having recently aquire a significant amount of deathsticks. There were a few credits laying around here and there on the ship. Probably thrown at moving walls or other hallucinations while Varg had been trying to relax.

After about 5 minutes, he returned back to his ship, and lowers the ramp. The sound of the old and weak hydrolics echoing through the ship, followed by the sound of boots walking across the cold metal.

As he turns to walk into the crew lounge, he hears a sound coming from somewhere else within the ship turning his head quickly and muttering "what the skrog?"

He waits for a few seconds, looking around him, before shouting "Hello? Who's there?" picking up an old bent, and rusty metal pipe (probably from something he should have repaired a long time ago), and begins to walk slowly around the ring corridor of his old YT-1250

 

[Kitty]

Even had the ship not been very load and noise conductive Kitty's remarkably acute sense still would have sensed the intruder. Wait wasn't she the intruder, whatever. Quickly Kitty looked for somewhere to hide. The only thing she could find on the spot was the whole in the ring corridor in the middle of the ship. If Kitty had known anything about ships she would have known it was the access to the access port, but she didn't. It didn't take long for the long blond haired guy to find her. She wasn't exactly in a well hidden spot.

Kitty raised her hands in defense and quickly tried to come up with an excuse for being here. "There was a...........disturbance in the force and I'm just here to make sure everything is alright." Kitty said tilting her hip to draw attention to her lightsaber. "Seems everything is fine here so if you don't mind I'll uh be on my way." Her voice was filled with an obvious amount of nervousness. Despite being a sith Kitty always tried to avoid killing if she could. She wanted out with neither of them getting hurt.

Her stomach of course decided to chose now to shout protest to her and grumble from lack of food. If fur wasn't covering her face she'd be blushing in embarrassment
[member="Varg Euronymous"].

 

[Thor Demers]

As soon as he sees the beautiful feline, his cybernetic arm locks up immediately.

Damn it.. not again!

A lightsaber? Maybe this kitty is legit.. Wait, no. The only disturbance in the force was himself.

As Varg looks up and down the cat, he forces his right arm down, the one holding the pipe. If she's a jedi... Skrog I'm gonna be in some trouble if she finds the... NO DONT THINK ABOUT IT

Nervously he says "H-how did you get aboard? I closed the ramp as I left. Why not speak to me before sneaking onto my property?" Varg attempts to avoid making eye contact with her enchanting yellow eyes, but keeps looking back at them

 

[Kitty]

Kitty was confused he seemed to act as guilty as she was. Avoiding eye contact and his tone wasn't accusing or at least he was failing at making it such if he was trying to make it sound that way. "There is something going on here isn't there." Kitty stated rather than asked. She put her hands down abandoning the innocent act and switching to a position of authority. This was the perfect chance. "I might be persuaded into turning a blind eye." Kitty said implying he should try and bribe her. Now that she thought about it there was something funny smelling on this ship. She wondered what it was.
[member="Varg Euronymous"]

 

[Thor Demers]

Varg's suspicion was suddenly aroused "You're a jedi.. Willing to take bribes..?" Something didn't seem right here..

Noticing her change in posture worried Varg. Now he didn't think that she could be a Jedi. "A Jedi wouldn't do that..." Going on a hunch, he boldly asks "how did you get your lightsaber?" Varg discretely attempts to mess with his arm, trying to make it work properly again, and after few seconds, it begins to move again, except now the fingers seized up and dropped the pipe on the floor, looking down and muttering "uh.. crap.." He snaps his gaze up to nervously meet her eyes, as his pupils began to dialate, shrinking the bright blue

[member="Kitty"]

 

[Kitty]

When the stranger repeated what Kitty said more simply she realized it hadn't been the smartest move to play. He then asked how she got her lightsaber. She was about to come up with some sort of lie to salvage the situation when the blonde seemed to have accidentally dropped his make shift weapon. Kitty used the force to pull the weapon to her left hand. "You're right I'm not a jedi." Kitty said before grabbing her lighsaber with her other hand an igniting it in the reverse grip. The red blade that appeared was an obvious indication she was a sith. Kitty dropped the pipe and pointer her red blade at her unfortunate victim. "Now, give me all your credits." Her eyes seemed to want to pierce through him despite the complete absence of any negative emotion such as hate. She was just determined to get those credits.
[member="Varg Euronymous"]

 

[Thor Demers]

Varg steps back suddenly, take off guard by the sudden flash of the deadly weapon.

Varg raises both his hands, his right hand till frozen. It would not be effective to hit her with. Actually neither would the pipe have been, against a lightsaber.
He chuckles a bit before saying "A cash strapped sith? What makes you think I got any money? I'm just a lonely smuggler. I can't even buy a blaster right now." His gaze meets hers and he involuntarily smiles, then quickly looks away. Varg had nothing except his drugs. He had gotten them for his last job, and had been aimlessly drifting through space, high as a kite till he came across Naboo, hoping to perhaps find some work.

"I've got nothing to offer you except some deathsticks and food." Going off of a wild hunch, he suggests "do you need the credits to gain passage on a ship to another system? I could fly you there myself if you just promise to not cut off my head. Or my left arm."
[member="Kitty"]

 

[Kitty]

Kitty was disappointing when the stranger said he had no credits. Now what was she suppose to do. Maybe she could intimidate him into not telling anyone so she could go rob someone else. A real sith would just kill him but Kitty wasn't like the other sith.

Kitty's eyes lit up though as the stranger offered food instead of credits. She didn't even bother to listen to what he said afterwords. Putting away her saber Kitty's demeanor completely changed from intimidating and demanding to cheery and grateful. "Oh yes please. I want some food so bad." Kitty said to the human. "Do you have any meat?" The young feline was practicality salivating at the idea of finally having some food to eat.
[member="Varg Euronymous"]

 

[Thor Demers]

Varg smiles as her demeanor changes, and slowly lowers his hands as he says "The ship is stocked with a years worth of basic rations, but I've also managed to aquire some meat, and some fish. I've got a large Bantha steak if you would like it?" This kitty seems different... A normal sith would have already chopped me up into a million pieces

Varg takes a few steps toward the crew lounge cautiously and says "Would you like to join me in the lounge?"
[member="Kitty"]

 

[Kitty]

"Yes very much so please." Kitty responded to his offer of steak. He then asked if she would like to join in in the lounge. "Sure." Kitty seemed to have completely ignored the fact she just tried to rob him and threatened him and was acting as if such events never occurred. The oddness of the situation didn't phase her at all.
[member="Varg Euronymous"]

 

[Thor Demers]

Varg casually walks into the crew lounge and pulls open the fridge, pulling out a massive chunk of uncooked Bantha and placing it down on the table.

"How would you like it done?" as asks as he smirks a little, finding it amusing that this little cat had tried to rob him, threatened his life, and now was just a harmless drooling kitty excited for a meal. He looks around for something he could use to defend himself if she decided to attack him after her meal, but there wasn't much. Perhaps a steak knife, but it would be utterly useless against her lightsaber. But Varg wasn't too worried, assuming she was just a hungry cat desperate for some meat. Either way, today was turning out to be interesting. He would rather be on the good side with this Sith. Varg loves cats
[member="Kitty"]

 

[Kitty]

Kitty almost wanted to try eating the thing frozen solid. She knew she'd hurt her teeth if she tried though. "Um thawed." Kitty responded. Kitty was perfectly fine with eating the thing raw and uncooked. She actually preferred it raw if it was freshly killed. In cases like this though where it wasn't fresh she didn't care either way. Cooking it took longer though than just thawing it.
[member="Varg Euronymous"]

 

[Thor Demers]

Varg smirks and begins to unthaw it. He sits down at the table and motions at the seats as he says "I hope I'm not overstepping my boundries here, but what's your name?"

He begins to start messing with his mechanical hand, jabbing at parts with a screw driver. The days of actually trying to fix it properly were long gone. He was used to the damn thing breaking down, but had no patients for it. Varg keeps looking down at his hand, trying to avoid the piercing, beautiful eyes of cat, but finds it difficult, and ends up looking like an awkward idiot looking back and forth, darting his eyes away from hers
[member="Kitty"]

 

[Kitty]

"Kitty." was the sith's response. Certainly wasn't a very scary name for a sith. Course Kitty wasn't a very scary sith most of the time. "And your name is?"

Kitty noticed the man seemed to be acting a little strange. She couldn't really blame him though. Most people did not know how to react to her behavior. "That arm giving you trouble?"
[member="Varg Euronymous"]

 

[Thor Demers]

Varg muffles a small laugh at the same? Kitty? The least threatening name he had ever heard, yet she was ready to kill him if he didn't give her money, or in this case a nice steak.

He answers with "My name is Varg.." as he does a cliche hair flip and smiles. "Mind giving me a hand?" he says as he points to a small componant on his wrist "just keep some pressure there for a moment.. Kitty is quite an abnormal name for a Sith.. heh, almost adorable"
[member="Kitty"]

 

[Kitty]

"Sure but I don't know anything about that kind of stuff." Kitty said. It didn't seem to matter though as he told her what to do. She was just suppose to keep pressure in a certain spot. Instead of getting up form her recently sat upon chair or leaning across to reach it she simply used the force to hold it in place.

"Yea I get that a lot" Kitty said in response to [member="Varg Euronymous"] comment about her name. "Many joke about what darth name I'll get if I ever become one. The most popular suggestion seems to be Darth Whiskers."

 

[Thor Demers]

Looks down in suprise at her use of the force, as smashes a particulat spot in his hand with the screw driver, bringing back to life, flexing his fingers as he smiles and looks up. "Perhaps Darth [member="Kitty"] would be good enough. Or Darth Claw? You seem too nice to be a Sith.."

Varg reaches over and pulls the raw, thawed steak over onto the table right in front of the cat

 

[Kitty]

"Yea I get that quite a lot as well especially from other sith. But a sith I am and a jedi I will never be. I don't agree with either side but I agree with the fundamental teachings of the sith over that of the jedi." Kitty said. As soon as the plate of meat was placed in front of her though the talking immediately stopped and she devoured it as if she'd been starving for weeks. After finishing it she thanked her host. "So you know what I do for a living, What is it that you do?"
[member="Varg Euronymous"]

 

[Thor Demers]

Varg watches as she devours the meat.

"I'm a smuggler.. I smuggle stuff, sell drugs.. Use drugs. Use a lot. Or try to get any work I can. My father was a smuggler, and this was his ship until he died. I'm looking for work wherever I can get it." Varg looks away for a few seconds then shyly asks "uhm.. Would it be ok if I petted you?"
[member="Kitty"]