The Fool
he/him

The Dark Jedi has learned that an off-shoot sect of the former Order of the Sacred Lotus calling themselves THE PRIESTS OF KALEA have set up shop at on the crime infested moon. As force users specializing in healing, they have become a beacon of hope for the downtrodden denizens of NAR SHADDAA. Rumors on the streets are they possess an incredibly potent force artifact of the Light Side capable of healing anything. DARTH KOVAR believes that through his prowess in the Dark Side he is capable of corrupting the object and utilizing it to prolong his life...eternally.
A generous reward awaits those acquiring this valuable object for the aspiring crime lord...and merciless punishment those who stand in his way.
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Laying low after a hot job didn't get any better than a cheap ass studio in the lower levels of Nar Shaddaa. Ain't no finding here. The suffocating grey box he called home for the last few months was running out air, unlike his pockets which were filled only with just that. He hadn't expected to find no jobs on this shithole of a moon for so long. Money was so thin he couldn't even afford the local Rodian take away; and that's cheaper than hunting rats, somehow. So when he heard about a job for a local crime lord, he was quick to act.
Neighborhood gossip got him the first lead - a man healed of some really tough chronic disease with a complicated name. The healed man, Roman learned, was a small-time criminal by the name of Leno. Armed robberies, arson and attempt on murder, among other less tasteful violations of the law. Nasty face, nasty guts. A sleemo wasting the already limited oxygen. He'd shot him in sight if he was one of those Jedi-ripoff loons, the Priests of Kalea; but apparently they healed anyone, no matter the background. For a moment Roman wondered why Kovar just didn't straight up go there? A show of weakness to his rivals? Get them talking and movin'? Who knows, maybe.
The investigator caught Leno in one of those greasy, feet-sticking, why is that rat so big back alleys trying to rob a Rodian neighbor. He subtly, like a shadow, shuffled right behind Leno and dropped a guillotine of a chop right on his neck; it cracked but didn't snap - that wasn't the point. The Rodian shoved his assailant and fled. Roman lifted the petty criminal up on the wall by his throat. His gasps for air blew the stench of something worse than the sewers of Raxus Prime. His skin was greasier than the unknown (and it better stay unknown) liquid running on the ground from the nearby trash container.
"How was your vacation, friendo? Heard Jedi spa did wonders." he spat at the man while keeping his choking hold strong. "Should've booked a face lifting voucher too but guess there ain't no fix for this piece of art." he said venomously. "Where are these bathrobe friends of yours hiding?"
"Hhhnnnggg..."
"What?" he loosened his hold of the man only to receive a slimy spit. Temper flared and Roman slammed Leno in the wall shutting his lights off. Warm liquid ran down his fingers. "Shit."
The investigator set the unconscious man down and cleaned his hands with the man's jacket. Two small holocard fell off and he picked them.
For Sexual Healing, call-. Nope. He looked at the other card.
"If sick - Level 3414, Block D, huh?" he read the card out loud and smirked. Not that hard, huh, friendo, he thought, giving a final glance at Leno.