Enigma Iuda
Script Kiddie
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Daiya
“Do you know why your here?”
The Wookie awoke with a roar, thunderous and proud as a bucket of thick petroleum was poured over its body, the foul Iiquid sting in its nose as it began to cling to its fur. Eyes burning, nostrils stinging, it tried to look around and get a better view of its surroundings but the haze of the petrol made everything a blur and above, a floodlight directed its harsh beam directly at it.
It tried to search its memory but all it could remember was working its regular shift as a hand at the docks, loading crates into one of the shuttles headed for some city planet. Then darkness. Lifting his muscles arms, it tried to pull free but the chains holding it down were far too thick, even for of his kind to break clear from. Shaking its head, it began to roar louder.
“Nobody can hear you.”
Stepping clear from the shadows, Enigma walked out into the light, giving the Wookie a moments relief from the harsh glare. Leaning forward, the slicer waved a remote at the creature before stepping back out of the light, chuckling lightly as the Wookie hissed in pain.
“Nobody can hear you! I have sound dampeners throughout the room. Now, do you know why you are here, Rwwokwyyyr!?”
The normally incomprehensible language of the Wookie’s was made trivial by the translation unit in Enigma’s mask. There was a moments delay as the unit translated the Wookie’s reply into a brief binary that the program in his mask translated to text.
“No, no I don’t believe that. Do you know why I don’t believe that!?”
Leaping forward, the Wookie copped a quick backhanded slap across its face from the butt of the slicers pistol as Enigma rushed forward, the speakers in his mask screeching as his screamed from behind it.
“I DON’T BELIEVE THAT, BECAUSE I DON’T EMPLOY IDIOTS, RWWOKWYYYR! I DON’T HAVE MORONS IN MY EMPLOY! AND ONLY A MORON WOULD BE CONFUSED AS TO WHY I AM HERE!!!!”
Slapping the Wookie again, the cyber-criminal, took a few deep breaths to calm himself.
“Woah, woah, sorry about that, losing my cool, I’m chill, chiiiilllll.” He murmured, more to himself than to the Wookie. Pacing around the room, Enigma paced silently, pondering.
After a few minutes, the Wookie dared to groan out a question.
Turning sharply, Enigma sprinted forward, hands gesturing wildly as he pointed around.
“Why do I think you know!? How many little girls are running around shooting my men RWWOKWYYYR!? And of that infinitesimal number, how many have Wookie cuddle buddies looking after them!? There is a reason I keep you on the payroll buddy! and having you not let me know that the one responsible for capping Phelaan has come back to your little green jungle home, is not it! I pay you so I don’t have to come down here and deal with this myself!”
Turning his back to the Wookie, Enigma lit himself a smoke, turning to casually look back at his employee.
“Now, how long has it been since the ship Jaster’s Sparrow made port?”
Another groan.
“Good. Now...”
Tuning to walk out of the dark room, Enigma casually tossed his smoke over at the Wookie, shutting the door to the room just as it began to scream as it was engulfed with flames. Walking out of the shipping container that he had procured, he lit himself another cigarette and waited 10 minutes before activating the vacuum seal on the container, sealing in everything inside.
Designed to keep fish fresh but works on incompetent informants too.
Walking out of the holding bay, he gave a tip of an imaginary hat to the droid overseer. It continued to remain motionless, the virus running through its system would be purging its memory core temporarily until another few hours passed. Just enough time for the cargo freighter reach its destination.
Staring outside one of the air locks, Enigma watched the distant planet come closer.
“Ready or not, here I come.”

“Do you know why your here?”
The Wookie awoke with a roar, thunderous and proud as a bucket of thick petroleum was poured over its body, the foul Iiquid sting in its nose as it began to cling to its fur. Eyes burning, nostrils stinging, it tried to look around and get a better view of its surroundings but the haze of the petrol made everything a blur and above, a floodlight directed its harsh beam directly at it.
It tried to search its memory but all it could remember was working its regular shift as a hand at the docks, loading crates into one of the shuttles headed for some city planet. Then darkness. Lifting his muscles arms, it tried to pull free but the chains holding it down were far too thick, even for of his kind to break clear from. Shaking its head, it began to roar louder.
“Nobody can hear you.”
Stepping clear from the shadows, Enigma walked out into the light, giving the Wookie a moments relief from the harsh glare. Leaning forward, the slicer waved a remote at the creature before stepping back out of the light, chuckling lightly as the Wookie hissed in pain.
“Nobody can hear you! I have sound dampeners throughout the room. Now, do you know why you are here, Rwwokwyyyr!?”
The normally incomprehensible language of the Wookie’s was made trivial by the translation unit in Enigma’s mask. There was a moments delay as the unit translated the Wookie’s reply into a brief binary that the program in his mask translated to text.
“No, no I don’t believe that. Do you know why I don’t believe that!?”
Leaping forward, the Wookie copped a quick backhanded slap across its face from the butt of the slicers pistol as Enigma rushed forward, the speakers in his mask screeching as his screamed from behind it.
“I DON’T BELIEVE THAT, BECAUSE I DON’T EMPLOY IDIOTS, RWWOKWYYYR! I DON’T HAVE MORONS IN MY EMPLOY! AND ONLY A MORON WOULD BE CONFUSED AS TO WHY I AM HERE!!!!”
Slapping the Wookie again, the cyber-criminal, took a few deep breaths to calm himself.
“Woah, woah, sorry about that, losing my cool, I’m chill, chiiiilllll.” He murmured, more to himself than to the Wookie. Pacing around the room, Enigma paced silently, pondering.
After a few minutes, the Wookie dared to groan out a question.
Turning sharply, Enigma sprinted forward, hands gesturing wildly as he pointed around.
“Why do I think you know!? How many little girls are running around shooting my men RWWOKWYYYR!? And of that infinitesimal number, how many have Wookie cuddle buddies looking after them!? There is a reason I keep you on the payroll buddy! and having you not let me know that the one responsible for capping Phelaan has come back to your little green jungle home, is not it! I pay you so I don’t have to come down here and deal with this myself!”
Turning his back to the Wookie, Enigma lit himself a smoke, turning to casually look back at his employee.
“Now, how long has it been since the ship Jaster’s Sparrow made port?”
Another groan.
“Good. Now...”
Tuning to walk out of the dark room, Enigma casually tossed his smoke over at the Wookie, shutting the door to the room just as it began to scream as it was engulfed with flames. Walking out of the shipping container that he had procured, he lit himself another cigarette and waited 10 minutes before activating the vacuum seal on the container, sealing in everything inside.
Designed to keep fish fresh but works on incompetent informants too.
Walking out of the holding bay, he gave a tip of an imaginary hat to the droid overseer. It continued to remain motionless, the virus running through its system would be purging its memory core temporarily until another few hours passed. Just enough time for the cargo freighter reach its destination.
Staring outside one of the air locks, Enigma watched the distant planet come closer.
“Ready or not, here I come.”
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