Character Ruff Woofington

[Ruff Woofington]

RUFF WOOFINGTON

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Transcript from an interview
at a Coruscant Space Port

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So, can you tell us your Name?

[two barks followed by a trailing sound]​

I'm sorry?

Ruff Woofington.​

So, mister...

Rastah!​

Excuse me?

Rewi Rastah, Ruff Woofington!​

Oh! Jedi Master Ruff Woofington! Is that correct?

[dog seemed to nod]​

And you are... a... dog?

[growling] Rararan!​

I'm sorry?

Ra-ra-ran!​

Amaran! You're Amaran, is that correct?

[dog nods]​

So you're originally from the planet Amar?

[whining before answering] Raroooooo!​

From Naboo, then. Okay. I'm getting the hang of this.

And how old do you say you are?

[dog proceeds to bark 21 times]​

And is that in dog years, or?...

[growling]​

Never mind, forget I said that!

You're... male, correct?

[dog nods]​

Put there, height, 85 centimeters on four legs. Length, one sixty. And, weight?

[dog taps on the floor 40 times]​

I'll assume those are kilograms. So, 40.

Also, eyes... amber, I guess. Hair, I mean fur, white and gray.


So, that will be all Master Woofington! Thank you for your time.

[dog leaves the room]​

Whose idea of a joke was to throw a blanket on top of a husky?

[Later reports confirm that there were traces of urine on the carpet, and that the interviewer's jacket had been chewed on]​

STRENGTHS

It's a Jedi Dog!!!!

WEAKNESSES

It's a Jedi Dog?

Oh right! I need two? Well, he also goes number 2. Everywhere!

APPEARANCE

It's. A. Jedi. Dog.
Barks and wears a robe, c'mon!

SHIP

Dogs don't fly ships, as there are usually too few fire hydrants inside.​

Sources:

• So be it, Jedi. on Reddit.
• Husky background at mocah.org