Auction RCAA Auction: Giggles

[Rusty]

Been a while since I've done one of these. Up for auction today: Giggles, a fully automatic, belt fed 12 gauge shotgun.

The bids this time are alternate Harry Potter titles. The titles must have something to do with the book in question, and please at least try to be original. No limit on the number of bids. Auction begins immediately, ends on 21 Nov at 1200Z.

Example bid:

Original: Harry Potter and the Order of the Phoenix
Alternate: Harry Potter and the Serious Case of Undiagnosed PTSD

 

[Fiolette Fortan]

Original: Harry Potter and the Chamber of Secrets
Alternate: Harry Potter and the SNAFU Chamber of WTF

 

[Daiya]

Original: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince

Alternate: Harry Potter and the Book Hermione Hated

 

[Fiolette Fortan]

Original: Harry Potter and the Half-Blood Prince
Alternate: Harry Potter and the Half Off Haagan Daaz

 

[Fiolette Fortan]

Original: Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban
Alternate: Harry Potter and the Gulag Shower Wand

 

[Gir Quee]

Original: Harry Potter and the Sorcerer's Stone

Alternate: That time Ron got beat up by a chess piece.

 

[Lance Claw]

I mean this movie is part of the harry potter universe so why not

Original: Fantastic Beasts And Where To Find Them

Alternate: Brilliant Drugs and Where To Snort Them

 

[Jaya Tandris]

Original: Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire
Alternate: Harry Potter and the attempted murder by dragon

 

[Rusty]

Sorry for the delay, folks. Someone knocked the midden into the windmill over here and stuff got crazy. As it turns out though, you can sleep through anything with enough practice.

Anyway. Without further ado, our winner is:

[member="Daiya"]

Your entry was uncomfortably accurate on a great many levels. Was not a good year for Hermione.

 

[Daiya]

Oh sweet! Thanks.

I wonder how far Daiya will fly backwards when shooting this thing.

 

[Rusty]

*Checks bio, sees winner is 42 kg teenage girl*

Well, I'm not sure how that's going to work out, but you could probably make a fortune selling the video.

[member="Daiya"]

 

[Daiya]

[member="Rusty"]

HA! She's got a (NPC) Wookiee friend who can use it.