In the past few weeks, security had nearly doubled on all Imperial military installations on Balmorra. When you caught sight of Jedi roving through the neighborhood, rebels trooping through the space lanes, and insurrectionists parading about, it was always a calling for increased force protection. While most garrisons and outposts had been given extra security personnel, a few of those facilities were still in the process of receiving such reinforcements, most notably the ones further away from major cities.
The stench of fried circuits and rusted hardware assaulted Hans's senses more than the appearance of the merchant did.
"So, whatcha lookin' for, pal?" The seller asked, propping an elbow up on the counter. A greased set of overalls was his choice set of attire, along with a thick coating of axial fluid within his hair, dark splotches on any skin displayed, and an almost perfectly clean, unfitting smile to top it all off. The guy didn't look too old, probably around the age of the Imperial Captain snooping around in his Droid store affectionately named The Hydrospanner.
Hans glanced back up at the man, reeling away from an astromech that had just activated. "The sign on your window said you had some pretty old droids, my friend. How old is that exactly?"
"I dunno, man," He scrunched up his nose and made a face. "Couple thousand years or so, I think. All I know is that it's a pain in the arse to find parts for 'em. I got a few in the back if ya wanna check 'em out."
"If you'd be so kind."
The man nodded, wiping an arm across his face before disappearing into the back with another droid. A minute or two later, the two exited with about half a dozen more outlines behind them. Green eyes glittered with potential success, scouring each metallic crook and crevice in hopes of finding something unique and useful.
But, alas, he was disappointed.
"This is all you have?"
The merchant looked a little hurt, casting a glance back at his entourage of droids. "Yeah, but they're all in great condition. Look! This one even comes with a few customized add-ons for free. All the rest have updated schematics of galactic history so far and their internal harddrives and components have been patched up as best as I could."
Hans pursed his lips and strode forward to inspect them a bit closer. An ancient construction droid was the first one he appraised, with a fairly dull, dumb look to it. The next was a protocol droid, albeit much more bulkier and the look of it even seemed... menacing. Next. Hans strode across the rest of them with failing hope. Not one of these mechanical contraptions were even worth anything.
"What does the Empire even want with a few old droids like this?" The fellow asked, all innocent-like.
Captain Vaiden shot him a look. "If you know what's good for you, you'll refrain from asking questions like that." Another pained look from the merchant. "I don't see anything that interests me anyways. All of these droids are simple ones, built for useless work that I have no intention of buying."
Something mechanized stirred in the room.
"Statement: I am not useless, potential buyer. It is merely the restraining bolt that restricts my full functionality."
The seller looked disgruntled, frowning before reaching into his pocket to retrieve an ion pistol of some sort. "I'm sorry, sir. Some of these things are a bit defective."
"Wait," Hans ordered, "Which one of you spoke?"
That protocol droid stepped forward cleanly, halting with military precision. "Answer: I did, potential buyer. I am aware of your unique interests and happen to field a set of subrountines and programs that are far more superior than your average droid or organic." Orange photoreceptors turned to focus on the Captain. "Should you be so kind as to purchase me, I would be more than happy to show them to you. I am quite sure you enjoy efficiency."
Hans was intrigued. Not only had this apparently simple and menial droid spoken with such remarkable words, but its mere demeanor had changed as well. It had looked peaceful and content with its existence before Hans had spoken of it so, but now the droid fielded a much more superior stance. Its shoulders were parallel to the ground, pride glinted in its orange photoreceptors, and it strangely didn't look much like a simple protocol droid anymore.
"Are you actually a protocol droid?"
"Tentative Answer: Mostly."
The Imperial officer rubbed his chin thoughtfully. "I think I'll take it. If you've got a full description and analysis of this thing, I'd like it to be transferred to the local garrison. "
"Well, alright then." He sighed and seemed to be happy that someone had bought this old heap of uselessness, even if the buyer had been a little rude towards him. The merchant moved behind the counter again to type onto the data-console before he moved to retrieve a hydrospanner and remove the restraining bolt from the hulking protocol droid. "He's all yours now, sir. I hope he's useful to ya."
Without a word, the protocol droid moved from the line of ancient droids to stand beside Hans. Green eyes met orange as they both glared at each other.
"Commentary: Congratulations, master! I am most delighted to be freed from this most unfortunate captivity. If you'd be so kind, master, I would appreciate seeing a full inventory of your armory. After all, you have just purchased an assassination droid."
Hans was even more dumbfounded than the seller. "What? What is your designation, droid?"
"Answer: I am an HK-51 droid, master. Assassination protocols and liquidating organics are my primary purpose. Of course I still do possess the appropriate programming and system subroutines of your average protocol droid."
The Captain looked at the merchant with a wry grin. "You've just made an officer of the Empire very happy today, sir. Good day."
And with that, Hans exited The Rusty Hydrospanner with his newest companion in tow.
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