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Private Pregnancy Cravings

Kai stood before the charred remains of The Bucket, his favorite restaurant on Coruscant. Well, the damage from the kitchen fire actually didn't look that bad from the outside, but the place was closed as a result. Thank the Force. Kai wasn't sure if he could go on without the place.

It couldn't have happened at a worse time. Kai winced as he activated his comms, mentally preparing himself to deal with what was likely to be a very disgruntled pregnant woman on the other line.

"Amani, they're closed. You're gonna have to pick somewhere else."

 
"WHAT?!"

Amani groaned and slumped into the corner of the couch, "Howwww? It's the middle of the dayyy," Alicio was still at work, but she had taken a day off to make some home preparations for the coming baby. Kai, the ever loyal bodyguard he was, had graciously accepted the task of retrieving food for the soon-to-be mother, whose cravings were now beginning to grow in both intensity and oddity.

Amani glanced down at her belly; Though still only in her first trimester, at this angle the baby bump was a bit more noticeable.She rested a hand on top of it, while the other kept her communicator against her ear. "Ugh. Okay, uhhh.... Is there a grocery store nearby? Just like... something sweet. Like really sweet. Like a bag of sugar."

"Not— Not literally a bag of sugar, but you get the idea."


 

Kai pulled the comlink away from his ear with a wince.

Kitchen fire,” he explained in as few words as possible. “Closed for repairs.

There was a supermarket nearby, along with several convenience stores, if worse came to worst. Kai shot off in the direction of the former.

Predictably, Amani was vague about what she wanted—she’d sent him to the Bucket on the basis of his having a membership card, with an order for “whatever they’ve got in those buckets”. Kai couldn’t tell whether she was too embarrassed (or too proud) to admit that she wanted to eat six bowls of sugary cereal, or if the pregnancy brain fog was already settling in.

Just remember, he told himself as the wind blew through his hair. You’re a knight in the service of royalty. Totally not just running errands for a cranky pregnant lady…

Okay good, okay fine,” he said, swinging between buildings. “Bag of sugar, but not a bag of sugar. Anything else?

 
Amani trilled her lips in disappointment, "Figures."

She rolled off the couch, and stretched, "Nooope, that's it! Byeeee, thanks againnn," She hung up a moment after, and ambled around the cozy but cramped space of their apartment. She kicked a stray blanket into a corner, whistling idly as she searched for something else to do. Finally, Amani laid her hands on her hips and puffed out her stomach, "We need to just move already."

Then, her stomach grumbled.

Not long after, Kai would find his communicator buzzing with another call, "...Heyyyyy, Kai. Could you maybe get like a pizza there toooo? If they have one maybe please?"

 
After some perusal at the supermarket, Kai wound up just grabbing a bunch of sugary foods and throwing them in the cart. It was when he reached the self-checkout that things went horribly wrong.

There was a sudden loud noise from elsewhere in the store. War veteran that he was, Kai instantly recognized the sound of blaster fire. Though he instantly dropped what he was holding (a case of Fizzyglug soda) and reached for his lightsaber, there was an instant in which he considered just finishing what he was doing and walking out. After all, this wasn’t his problem. He wasn’t a Jedi anymore, he had other things to do, and—

A scream for help silenced all his doubts. Kai vaulted over the checkout machines, crouching down low as he peered between the aisles of groceries, searching for the source of the disturbance.

There—a tall, imposing humanoid male wielding a bowcaster. Who the hell holds up a supermarket? he wondered, creeping closer. The guy was sweating and his eyes were bloodshot. Clear signs of agitation and mental distress. Maybe he was suffering some sort of psychotic break?

Kai kept moving, scouting for injured. Looked like nobody was hurt, though the big guy had taken a couple of shoppers hostage. Kai made his move.

Hey,” he said, grabbing the man’s attention before lacing a mind trick through his words. “You want to put the bowcaster down.

The guy just stared at him, then with a snarl he raised the bowcaster and fired. Kai ducked, rolling into cover behind a shelf as a flurry of bolts hit the spot where he had been standing.

His comlink went off. With a beleaguered sigh, Kai immediately slapped the answering button. This day was already horrible; he didn’t want to make it worse by refusing to answer a call from the Countess. “Hello?

"...Heyyyyy, Kai. Could you maybe get like a pizza there toooo? If they have one maybe please?"

Sure,” he said, as another volley of shots hit the wall nearby. “Do you want a frozen pizza, or the ones they make in the store?

 
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Amani winced as a harsh noise cut through the transmission, but she brushed it off as soon as Kai presented the options, "Ohhhh, they've got those big, greasy, fresh slices, don't they?" Her mouth practically watered at the thought, "The store-made one would be great, if you don't mind. Make sure it has olives on it!"

That harsh sound picked up again, but this time it was clearer. She straightened up, suddenly alarmed, "...Kai what is that noise?"

 
Olives? Seriously?

Okay.

"...Kai what is that noise?"

What noise?Pew pew pew!Hang on a sec.

Peeking around the corner, Kai yanked the bowcaster from the man’s hands with the Force. The weapon went skidding across the tiles. “Don’t move,” he ordered.

Not only did the big guy move, he charged at Kai. Not wanting to hurt him, Kai tried to stun him—but much like the mind trick from earlier, it seemingly had no effect. What is this guy, an Epicanthix? Kai wondered just before several pounds of muscle slammed into him, knocking them both to the floor.

But the Sithspawn proved a slippery foe. Within seconds, Kai had the upper hand in the struggle, quite literally entangling himself with the man in order to subdue him.

Police!” a mechanical voice intoned, followed by the clanking of droid feet. “Do not make any sudden movements. Place your arms behind your head…

Finally. Breathing a weary sigh, Kai released the shooter and did as asked. “Sorry Amani, it looks like I might be running a little late,” he said into his comlink.

 
I just took down an active shooter in the supermarket,” Kai replied, putting his hands behind his head. “Typical day on Coruscant.

The police droids surrounded the Epicanthix, cuffing him and leading him away. Then they turned their photoreceptors on Kai. “Please present your identification.

He did so. After scanning his ID, the droid said, “Thank you for your service, Mr. Bamarri. Have a pleasant day.

Oh. Well then. Kai watched them go, before wandering off in search of pizza with olives.



It was some time later when he finally arrived at the Organas’ apartment, pizza and other snacks in hand. He knocked on the door, even though he had a key, and waited for Amani to answer.

 
"WHAT?!" Amani said again, in almost the exact tone and volume as before. The Organas' pet bird squawked in response. It seemed today was just a day filled with bad luck. At least Kai had made sure no one got hurt.



Even after the danger was dealt with, Amani was pacing the apartment until she heard the knock at the door. She opened it, freezing for a moment at the sight of her ravenous desires: pizza and sweets. Just as quickly, she snapped out of it, ushering Kai in, "Finally! Are you okay? You didn't get hurt at all did you?"

 
"Finally! Are you okay? You didn't get hurt at all did you?"

Kai nodded, then shook his head in answer to either of her questions. He held out the bags and boxes he was carrying, figuring she would take them and run off to some corner to devour them like a ravenous beast. If not, he'd just deposit them on the kitchen counter.

<You kidding? I haven't had that much fun in weeks!> He gestured to the holo. <I even made the local news. They interviewed me and everything.>

 
Amani chuckled, counting up credits to pay for what Kai expensed, "Maybe next time the Bucket will be reopened, and we can both get something," She placed the money in his palm, and began to usher him out.

"Now get out of here. You don't need to see this,"
She shut him out, and with almost-shameful anticipation, reached for the food.

 

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