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Character Theme
NAME: Perla
MONIKERS:
► Golden Queen
► Silver Lady
► Mistress of Coin
► Binder of Chains
► Princess That Was Promised
FACTION: Hutt Cartel
RANK: Diamyo
SPECIES: Hutt
AGE: 30ish? [Human comparison - real age unknown]
SEX: Female
HEIGHT: Big
WEIGHT: Fat
EYES: Gorgeous
HAIR: Nope
SKIN: Greenish brownish
FORCE SENSITIVE: Ew
STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES:
Strength: She can sit on someone until they die
Weakness: If a spaceship sits on her she will die
APPEARANCE:
Hutt
BIOGRAPHY:
[The following is a recorded statement made by Perla the Hutt in the mirror]
Firstly nobody gives a mynock's left nut where I was born, not even me, and secondly I don't even KNOW where I was born so SHUT THE KARK UP. However, I was born and that's all that matters.
Also where I live. I live in the Sable Chariot, a casino barge floating over here and over there like a floater in a Wookiee's toilet. KYAHAHA. Yeah you keep trying to figure out what the spiddly that means but it don't mean diddily. This ship sucked, I took it over, it's mine now. I'm the QUEEN baby. I'm the BIATCH who puts other biatches to shame KYEEHEEHEEE
Before the Chariot held my fat ass in its throne someone else was sitting on it. Not my ass but the throne, kyeh. Who was it? OH YEAH that stupid stoopa Anzat who thought I was his pet! Kept me in a tube in a tank. Cage then carpet. But PERLA ain't a MONKEY-LIZARD darn it! Anzat called me a slug. Who's the SLUG NOW?
I scooped his eyeballs out with a spoon. KYOOHOO. Left 'im to drip dry in my bathroom. I'LL DO IT TO MY ENEMIES TOO.
Anyway I don't have a clan name. I only need one name. Perla. PERLA. Binder of Chains. I have slaves. YAY. This casino barge is mine and I'ma take it across the stars. I'ma milk it green like it was the teet of a thila-siren baby. Then I'm gonna explore expand exterminate like any Hutt could, would and should.
FEAR MEEEEEEEEEEEEE
THE HUTTS ARE COMING
#HUTTS4LYFE
kthxbi
PERSONALITY:
I'm a Hutt. Kiss mah butt.
SHIP:
Sable Chariot
Casino barge
Palanquin
Attack shuttle docked in the Sable Chariot
ITEMS:
- Hutt Battle Armor
- K-16 Bryar Pistol
- RT-97C Heavy Blaster Rifle
- Vibro-bardiche
- Neuronic whip
- Electro-shock Prod
ROLEPLAYS:
- Hutt Stuff [ACTIVE]
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