Pay Money to Spend Time With Me!

[Jack Sparrow]

Hm. Well, now that I read that it sounds a bit odd. Still, hopefully it got your attention. Did you know there's a charity auction going on to help the poor people of Druckenwell? If you didn't, you really should go here and take a look, because it's all for a good cause, probably. But mainly you should go there because you can bid on an evening with Captain Jack Sparrow. And I'll throw in a bonus: If the winning bid is more than 10,000 credits, I'll do whatever you say for the entire date, barring anything truly life threatening or involving compromising positions and farm animals. Let that roll around in your mind for a bit, then click on the link and send in your bid.

 

[Danger Arceneau]

You are such a dashing rogue

 

[Jack Sparrow]

[member="Danger Arceneau"], you could put your bid where your tongue is, you know. It is for charity, after all. You could even win, since bidding is blind and you're collecting them. You could make me wear a suit. Or a dress. Or a deck of playing cards and three sticks of butter.