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[past rp] Yes, Exarch (Tegaea/Invite)

[member="Tegaea Alcori"]

She was at the very top.

Both in a physical and a metaphorical sense. Her office - the office of Exarch Siobhan Kerrigan - was near the top of the Omega Pyre Tower on Fondor. From this lofty vantage point she an unparalleled view over the city, mistress over all that she surveyed. Buildings upon buildings, vast factory complexes of the industrial town that never seemed to sleep, a sky full of traffic in form of speeders, sky cars, freighters that filled the view of her ostentatious transparisteel window. Clouds of smoke rose up from the chimneys of the factories, day after day millions of citizens went about their business, all part of the vibrant, living, chaotic organism that was the Protectorate. Tegaea and her had dominion over it all, no one there to gainsay them. She had thousands upon thousands of employees in an elephantine bureaucracy that governed more than a quarter of the great nation that was the Protectorate, command over some of its most elite divisions. The name of the woman who had once been a gutter rat on Nar Shaddaa, afraid of being swallowed up by the gaping maw that was the Smuggler's Moon was known throughout the great nation.

Her face, viciously scarred but still beautiful, appeared on the holonet and was thus beamed into the living rooms of her subjects, dressed in an impeccable red uniform bedecked with medals and ribbons, awards for years of service, for having shed more of her own blood than anyone else for this country. The next generation of citizens would grow up with her story - a heavily edited account of course, for there were some details that were just too...unpalatable - and learn of her in schoolbooks, a tale of sacrifice and heroism, one that displayed the Omegan Dream in which even gutter rats could rise from rags to riches. On the day where it had been announced that she would become Exarch, the City Council of Abomey, capital of Dahomey, had overwhelmningly voted to erect two statues of her and her red-maned wife to show their gratitude for having been liberated from warlords and slavers. There was some talk of a holonet series of their exploits, two dashing heroines who had fought their way to the top and made the Protectorate great...

So much power at her fingertips. Not just in terms of armies, riches and shares in corporations, but her prowess in the Force, the intangible energy field that might dwarf everything by far. The power to seemingly make anything and anyone bend to her, destroy cities, tear down buildings. It was the position of influence and prestige they both deserved, for they had earned it. Lady Protector Tegaea Alcori, Exarch Kerrigan - she liked the sound of that.

Truly a ruler like her should be able to spend her time reclining on a luxurious, comfortably cushioned couch, being served by pretty Eldorai girls eager to cater to her every whim, count her money, order that anyone who opposed her should lose their heads. Or lead glorious campaigns of conquest at the head of her army, crushing all opposition before her.

Except...running a galactic power was not all it cracked out to be. It consisted mainly of meetings and bureaucracy. Fourteen hour work days of petitions, requests, decrees, reports. Planets had petty disputes over resources, military intelligence sent forth a flood of reports about threats foreign and domestic, corporations demanded the right to exploit this or that resource. The rulers of the member states demanded their share of the cake, demanding a concession for every decree the Government made.

A very long-winded memo from Director Skaldi that somehow connected Velok, 'unreformed Bando Gora acolytes, publicly professing loyalty to the State' on Bespin ('moriscos' part of a 'clandestine darkside network practising leaderless resistance'), Sith renegades opposing the Chalacta Treaty and the necessity to urgently move trihexalon from Maramere to a more 'secure location' (naturally supervised by MICO) and initiate a bioweapons programme.


A petition from the Council of Notables on Dahomey to allow a local corporation to exploit their share of the gold mines, breaking the Star Corp monopoly, and to grant their planet greater self-rule. A MICO surveillance report on the activities of the relatives of the late Regus Tarkin, coinciding with a petition from his nephew to allow him to stand for the next parliamentary elections on his homeworld, avowing his loyalty to the State. A very long report from Omega Industries on production statistics, progress reports on designing the Manticore, first field tests of the Typhoon - some minor glitches that would assuredly be ironed out soon - more reports from the Supreme Command, Exarchate of Eriadu, on measures to bolster the defences of Eriadu, on new regiments being created, officers sworn in at the military academy - apparently people wanted her to give a speech for some reason - and so on. Oh, and apparently some pacifists on Naboo were feeling sulky about new orbital defence stations being created...because the Protectorate's neighbours were totally peaceful and all embraced 'peace and understanding'.

Then there was, inevitably, a memo from Chief Minister Aurelia Saelari - yes, the former chancellor was inferior in rank to her and as petty as it was, Siobhan liked to remind of her of that. Probably less of a memo and more of a never-ending speech. Siobhan felt like tossing it into the dust bin.

Beholding all that she surveyed, which in this case was a mountain of paperwork that had somehow accumulated onto her enormous desk, she sank back into her overly luxurious leather chair, sighing and pinching the bridge of her nose. She could throw a tank, tear down a roof, shoot salvoes of lightning from her fingertips, wipe out bloodthirsty legions of Reavers.

But...she could not escape the tedium of bureaucracy.

"Sometimes I feel like Darth Vader's management style of force choking annoying people wasn't half bad. It probably kept people from flooding his desk like this...assuming that he even had one," she muttered more to herself as she ran her flesh hand through her long brown curls, uncertain where to start first. Why could people not think for themselves? "This isn't the way absolute power got marketed to me."

And she still had a meeting with her Executive Council! Then...lots of other tedious things. Brown eyes gazed across to her Crown Princess Anya Venari, heir to the Eldorai throne and her beautiful aide de camp. As lovely as she was, she was also an unrepentant troll!
 
[member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]

Anya looked up from her notes with that eternally patient look she used for Siobhan's attempts to bludgeon bureaucracy. Unfortunately, Siobhan could bludgeon pretty hard!
"Yes, Exarch, but..." she began. It was the most common three word run she used. It seemed like she was using it every five minutes, even if that was an exaggeration. Ten minutes probably.
"...Darth Vader is hardly the example I would use for governmental efficiency. He was, after all, the Emperor's attack dog, not a political leader in any sense of the word. And besides, I know you've lost most of your limbs, but you've not fallen into a volcano yet, so perhaps you're a few steps short of Vader's abilities."

"Regardless, shall we get back to work? Before your diversion into the management style of Sith Lords we were discussing the Healthcare and Public Welfare committee's recommendations. I trust you have your replies already thought you?" she asked sweetly.
 
[member="Anya Venari"]

Considering Siobhan's main occupation so far had been being Omega's - or rather Tegaea's - attack dog, perhaps the analogy was not that far off. The battle for Gehenna had not taken place, where she would almost fall into a lava pit before being saved by Maelion, though in all likelihood she would not have survived the experience otherwise. However, she would go on to beat up a Space Ork Dark Lord who could create cracks deep enough in the ground to unleash magma. But that was in the future. Presently she was bludgeoning her way through the miasma of bureaucracy.

But this is boring. Siobhan made a face, then levitated a datapad, one of many that were strewn across the desk. "Right...healthcare. I would have if the committee gave me a straight answer and didn't dally around. One moment they champion affordable, basic health care for the 'common citizen', the next I hear that will be an undue interference into 'states rights' and be a sure 'path to serfdom' and 'socialist tyranny', as some Naboo delegates would tell me. Not that I know any nation that calls itself 'socialist', so I can't compare notes." The 'Democratic Social Republic of Eriadu' had had 'healthcare' under Tarkin - only for humans though because 'master race' - and apparently the bloated bureaucracy had been ridiculously corrupt.

"Universal standardised health service should make longer-lived races like the Eldorai complain because they stay young and fit for a terribly long time and are more resistant to many diseases than humans, but would be expected to foot the same bill without getting much for a long time. Well," she looked down, going through a long report that had comments typed in her by in the margins, "we shouldn't let people go without basic health insurance covering them, something to prop them up and get them over the rounds, but we can't be utopian about how comprehensive it should be. As for the rest..."

There was a long section about the proliferation of Sith poison, which in her eyes was born out of fearmongering and rumours. Ever since Rhommamool and Osarian everyone had got their knickers in a twist about mystical terrorism, and there was apparently nothing that was more scary and insidious that mystical bioweapons! "The section about Sith poison proliferation is nonsense. It's bloody hard to make if you do it right, contrary to Skaldi's fearmongering about the 'Velokian Cookbook' that somehow every darkside acolyte and Bando Gora alchemist is supposed to have. Not to mention that Bando Gora scientists are loons. But I guess we can't say that because then people will whine about us not taking domestic health seriously and 'abandoning the impoverished'."
 
[member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]

Anya sighed. When broken down like that as only Siobhan could, it was all rather absurd. That was government though, the most serious joke there was.
“Yes, Exarch, but you must consider the bigger picture here. The ‘people’ saying these things consist of small groups of lobbyists on each planet, each with their own goals and agendas. All we can do is try and determine the right path and go with it. After all we are not, fortunately, a democracy like the Republic. Though of course, they’re not a proper democracy either, more like an oligarchic federal republic, but even so.”

“Did you want to compose the reply, or should I and you can read and sign it before it goes public? After all, I’m sure you have many other things you’d rather be doing…” the Princess said innocently.
 
[member="Anya Venari"]

"A 'democracy' where most of their senators are aristos anyway and that gave them a deluded little girl who thinks she can 'turn the Sith to peace and understanding' by waving her magic wand. I would not be surprised if some day they wind up with Jedi lords taking over since they're unable to do anything without them anyway. Of course, the sanctimonious preaching would be sickening," Siobhan said scathingly.

Little could she now that in due time the Jedi would turn into militant templars and go on a crusade against the Sith, who would give up their empire and retreat into the shadows...to some day rebuild their empire. Of course, shortly after that the Jedi would start moping about whether being crusaders was justified again.

"But you're right. We made the Protectorate, we're ruling it and self-important cliques of bureaucracts and lobbyists with delusions of relevance will not get in our way. They'll learn to comprehend their place in things," Siobhan said dramatically because everything was better with Harbinger quotes. She gave the Princess a significant look. Things to do indeed. They had not inaugurated her desk yet!

"Things, yes. You can compose a draft. Say how, as the largest bacta producing nation, we support basic health coverage and see it as our duty to care for our citizens and all that. As a...merchant republic we believe in only as much regulation as needed but we cannot let our people go without security and will decisively stick to this course. Throw in some platitudes about how we will consult and work closely with state leaders...something to make them feel relevant, but we're not watering necessary measures down in endless committees. Well, maybe make it nicer than that. When it comes to the 'Sith poison proliferation' you can stress our findings in the Bespin Bando Gora lab, that we know what dark alchemy they create and MICO is working with alacrity. Might also mention the success at making a cure during the Denon and Dark Harvest incidents to show how we can deal with zombie viruses, most people don't know the difference between zombies, Reavers and Sith terrorists. The Bando Gora are the centre of darkside threats against us, and we shall be free when we have razed their homeworld. I will direct this personally." Obviously Siobhan had to finish with another cheesy one-liner.

"I'd like to see it and check up on it, edit if needed, before it gets released. So, what's next on the list?"
 
Anya took notes and nodded, letting the political theories of [member="Siobhan Kerrigan"] pass over her head.
“Yes, Exarch, I will have it for you this afternoon.”

She consulted her list. “Another two pirate raids have been reported in the Sullust area. They’re ‘demanding’ we do something about it. However the pirates claim that they’re well within their rights because of a blood feud they have with the leadership there. What shall we tell them?”
 
[member="Anya Venari"]

Every people got the government it deserved. For some reason the great council of the Protectorate had elected Siobhan as Exarch despite her having no political experience or qualification. Tegaea had been all for her taking the job and encouraged her to do so, making one suspect the councillors had voted for her in order to ingratiate themselves with the Protector, though to her credit she had not campaigned on her wife's behalf.

So Siobhan could hardly be blamed for being the exact opposite of a politcal theorist. Then again for some reason she had also been made an officer right after joining the Pyre, despite having zero command experience. Frankly this one would not consider any of the Protectorate leaders to have much in the way of political theories. Phrases like 'extending our protection' 'protecting the weak from the strong' and 'bringing light to the darkness' were phrases, though on the flip side it was better than being driven by some sort of manifest destiny zealotry. It also did not change the fact that she was not much of a thinker! Her understanding of politics boiled down to rampant despotism.

"They're pirates - we don't bargain with their sort, certainly not while they're pillaging, and their word' is not to be trusted. Raiding shipments and attacking Innocents is hardly being within your rights. If we make exceptions everyone will claim the same - there's courts and petitions if you have disputes. I do wonder though, why isn't the Sullustan leadership capable of doing something instead of running to us? The PDF is considerable, Eriadu FLEETCOM dispatched a Jaeger-class and advisers. Perhaps some internal changes are in order. A Protectorate Observer should take direct control over affairs, put their forces in order. If they can't contain a couple pirate groups in such a vital area of space they're incompetent. If mismanagement and petty vendettas on their part are contributing to this, that's even worse."

Sullust was right next to Eriadu, which as the capital world of an Exarchate would be have substantial forces. In the future, after Siobhan and Tegaea had left office, Sullust would have a fleet command headquarters, however, for this time period it being located on Eriadu would make more sense. It also lay right on the Rimma Trade Route, so it said quite a bit if the Sullustans were incapable of controlling pirate groups and came crying for Protectorate aid. Who knew, perhaps there was corruption there. Either way they would have to assume direct control over affairs.

Clearly Siobhan could get rather dramatic when the mood hit her. She got up from her desk and paced slightly, looking much like a caged lion eager for some meat, but then all this sitting, reading and talking was making her antsy. "Also deploy Task Group Nova under Commodore Kelethar to the Sullust system. He's to take complete control over operations out of the Sullustans' hands and federalise their forces. I don't want them mucking things up. Likewise use the channel we have to make it known to the corsairs that they have one chance to surrender themselves and their ships into Protectorate custody, not Sullustan, when we're in position. If they agree they can...voice their grievances about this 'feud', any trial will be before a Protectorate military court. If they refuse wipe them out to the last."

There would be no 'Protectorate delegates please come to our space station so we can try and take you hostage' nonsense. Commodore Kelethar was a hard, tough man but also known for his strong sense of duty and level-headed, unlike the trigger happy types she tended to prefer. Privately she doubted that he had been as vehemently anti-Tarkin as he had claimed during the Detarkinisation process, but he had done good work at Roche and against the Scutarii, making him adequate for the task.
 
[member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]

Anya sighed and made a note. “Yes, Exarch, but do we really want to be seen as so aggressive as to assume direct control? If we make them bend to us in such an aggressive way it will ruin much of the political order we’ve established. We’ve worked hard on creating the fiction…if not the fact yet…that we allow considerable autonomy for our member worlds. To step in and nationalise our forces would send a dangerous message.”

The Princess looked up. “However, you’re the boss. If you wish to go ahead with this courageous initiative then I am sure the Lady Protector will back you.”

This writer also notes the presence of Riian Kelethar, and approves.
 
[member="Anya Venari"]


'"I am indeed," Siobhan responded. Conqueror of most of Omega's territory, defeater if Sith Lords, now ascended to a position second only to that of the Lady Protector. If the gentle reader were to get the impression that Siobhan was frankly an arrogant, vain queen with an inflated sense of self-importance then they would be correct. Of course, her writer does not share these traits in the slightest!

"And in times like this, when our neighbours can't make up their mind about whether they want to invade us or not, when we still have the Bando Gora to contend with, we can't show weakness. But divisions in the house serve no one. Fine. For the duration of the operation all Sullustan forces deployed for the anti-piracy campaign come under Protectorate command, rest stays under Sullustan control. A Sullustan naval officer shall be appointed as Kelethar's second in command and adviser. Kelethar gets a full mandate to 'help' them reorganise their forces once the mission is over so that they greater Protectorate intervention becomes unnecessary," she responded.

"In return we do expect the Sullustan government to show a measure of gratitude. I'm sure after our vigorous help their delegate on the Council will stop trying to put up roadblocks against the Mare Programme when it comes to approving the government's budget and that they will use their influence to get SoroSuub to cooperate more with us. After all, it has been hit hard by these corsairs and must have an interest in seeing them gone."

In addition to being a leading player in mineral processing, SoroSuub produced vehicles, droids and ships and the government would like to see them do more when it came to aiding the Protectorate's defences - of course in a cost-effective manner! As it happened several members of the Sullustan Council controlled a number of seats on its Board of Directors, usually through proxy by having positioned a member of their clan in it.


The Mare Programme was the name for the rearmament programme that had been started to shore up the Protectorate's defences after a research commission started under Tegaea, while she was still an Exarch, had uncovered significant deficencies. The Protectorate Council could not initiate legislation, but hinder them and moreover voted on the budget. In other words, she wanted them to pay more in return for not her meddling too much and leaving their 'self-administration' intact. It would just be worded in nicer, more diplomatic language to make it appear more palatable.
 
[member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]

“Yes, Exarch,” Anya said, making notes. “The Mare program has met with some opposition. Exarch Cater has opposed the research of some of the designs such as the Leviathan and Mk2 bolter. He has favoured a ‘small elite groups’ doctrine.”
Anya was downright trolling here. She knew that this would get Siobhan worked up, but didn’t seem to mind.

“As for the rest, I will send the orders directly, Exarch. Anything else for now?”
 
[member="Anya Venari"]

"''Small elite groups' to defend the third largest empire in the Galaxy...which may have to fight a multi-front war against rival galactic powers. He probably doesn't want the Leviathan because it's better than his precious Starfall. Well, I hear the Fringe's Chrysalide-class has been designed to eat his pet ship. Cater's a pompous windbag and we'd be be better off without him. Only time he was ever any use was at Roche! He's been deadweight since Polis Massa. Why he even got the rank I'll never understand. Well, I'm sure our 'Winged Majesty' knows. Who was also strangely absent for ages before Rhommamool and left all the work to Tegs," Siobhan said with a trace of bitterness.

Whenever Cater delivered his overdramatic speeches she felt like falling asleep. Or punching him. At least Aurelia had accomplished things back as chancellor, as annoying and pompous as Siobhan found her! As for Cira Siobhan had mourned her and felt guilty about Velok getting away on Metalorn, though to be fair she had given the Whiphid a serious beating. But things had changed in that area and now her memories were less rosy.

Then she seemed to realise that Anya was just trying to get a rise out of her. "You're such a troll. Don't think this will go...uncorrected, pet. You'll learn to comprehend your place in things," she said, reaching out to capture Anya's lips in a rough, firm kiss. The Elf Princess would feel a firm contact on her fetching butt when Siobhan manifested a telekinetic hand to give it a good smack. Naturally Siobhan looked completely innocent.
 
[member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]

“Yes, Exarch. Let me guess, I’ll bend to you?” Anya asked innocently as the invisible hand smacked her. She grinned.
“Until then, Exarch, I believe I have several dozen forms for you to sign. I could forge your signature, but that would not be the true and righteous path, would it?” Anya asked.

She placed a wad of papers on the desk. On top of them was a tabloid, the ‘Daily Star’. This publication was infamous for its ‘Page 3 Twi’lek Girl’ pictures and sensational reports.

One of them now trumpeted about Siobhan herself!
‘Exarch Kerrigan’s Late Night Romp! Exclusive Pictures of her with famous actress Irena Saltar!”
Anya removed the paper. “Pay no mind. I’m sure the Exarch wouldn’t so indiscrete as to openly kiss women who weren’t their partners in public, hmm?” Anya asked.

This writer isn’t sure when this takes place relative to Tegs’ marriage to Siobhan….
 
[member="Anya Venari"]

Tegaea married Siobhan a good time before becoming Protector, back when she was still an Exarch. However...both had always been rather...open. Given how Siobhan acted when 'Sonae Kur' came to start her job and Tegaea did not seem to mind...until it was revealed who the 'assistant' really was and what cruelty she would inflict, one can assume that this sort of behaviour was normal for Siobhan while Exarch. After all, there was a restaurant that was informally called Route 69! Still, presumably she would be expected to be a bit more discreet...but then this was Siobhan!

For her part Siobhan was terribly interested in having made it to Page 3. "I was certain there weren't any holocameras," Siobhan muttered to herself, before reaching out for the paper. "How do I look in it?" Because that was clearly the first thing to think about! Truly the Naboo beach had never been hotter.
 
[member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]

“Yes, Exarch. As a general rule, there are always holocams.”
Anya gave her a pained look. “You look like you wanted to ravish her right there in broad daylight. Some wit at the tabloid called it your ‘open legs policy’. Not one of their best. Far be it for me to be your morality guide, but perhaps being a little more discrete would be a good idea. Especially as now they’re getting into a froth about whether Tegaea knows about this, is the marriage on the rocks and so on etcetera.”
 
[member="Anya Venari"]

Upon hearing this Siobhan looked rather hurt and upset, genuinely guilty. Now Tegaea knew how she operated - and likewise Siobhan extended the same courtesy to her - but finding her loyalty to her questioned upset her. Apparently somewhere down the line she had forgotten that most people thought marriage involved not sleeping with other women. Not to mention that tabloid gad flies thrived on creating scandals.

"That's all lies. I love Tegs, I'd never leave her. Or lie to her." Not that Siobhan gave her wife a detailed list about who she had slept with, but she did not lie about her dalliances. "Bloody 'journalists'. Unable to do anything useful in their lives. Should just...send them to the front lines." Finally she calmed down. To her credit she did not pointlessly throw datapads around and smash them or shout, unlike a certain 'great mastermind' who believes in small elite groups and dismisses bolters. "I'm sorry. I'll be...more discreet. Guess I should talk to Tegs."
 
[member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]

Anya gave her a look which could only be described as motherly. “I think you’d best do both, Sio. It’s just as well no one knows about the Order of the Torch. They’d probably fill the whole paper with that!”

“I know you love her, but they don’t. I can help you keep things secret…but choose your partners wisely. Most will sell you out if the price is high enough.”
 
[member="Anya Venari"]

Motherly look was probably rather fitting since despite being in her early thirties in many ways Siobhan was still a moody, permanently hormonal teenager. A teenager who happened to have superpowers. This was not always a winning combination.

Unfortunately, somewhere down the line Siobhan would forget Anya's wise counsel with disastrous consequences. However, to be fair it had not been her who hired 'Sonae Kur' and checked her background, but she had let her lust and pride govern her. Regardless Siobhan nodded. It was probably for the best that the press did not know that the Protector, the Exarch and the Eldorai Crown Princess belonged to a secret society of dominatrixes with galaxy-spanning connections. "I know. Thanks, Anya. And I'd appreciate that. So what forms are there for me to sign?"
 
[member="Anya Venari"]

"Yes, I'd like that, thanks," Siobhan said gratefully as she signed her way through the small mountain of forms and datcards that had been piled up before her. It was always amazing how much paperwork accumulated during the span of a single day, obviously varying in importance. "How is she doing?"
 
[member="Siobhan Kerrigan"]

“She’s fine. Tired, a bit overworked, but fine. I’ll organise a meeting for you two tonight at her place.”
They had their shared home, but also separate apartments closer to their own offices for convenience reasons.
 

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