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It's Complicated
The Pan Galactic Party Barge
OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION
- Intent: To provide a roving party barge that anyone can use to provide epic parties to every corner of the galaxy.
- Image Source: Here.
- Restricted Missions: N/a
- Primary Source: N/a
- Manufacturer: Kuat Drive Yards
- Model: Pan Galactic Party Barge
- Affiliation: HoloNet Entertainment, for hire
- Production: Limited
- Material: Durasteel; transparisteel
- Classification: Corvette-sized Party Barge
- Length: 150 Meters
- Width: 50 Meters
- Height: 40 Meters
- Armament: None
- Defenses: Very Low
- Hangar: Space for up to 2 medium-sized shuttles
- Maneuverability Rating: Very Low
- Speed Rating: Average
- Hyperdrive Class: 2
- Drunken Rancor - a spacious pub on the mid-deck complete with slot machines, arcade machines, a holo jukebox, space-snooker and clean bathrooms. (Note: the bathrooms may not be clean)
- Neon Peons - a state of the art dance club in the stern complete with bar, holo dancefloor, harmless lasers and strobe lights, smoke machines, bass-max 4000 speakers and a renowned DJ droid playing the galaxy's hottest tracks such as, 'Baby, I Love Your Lekku', 'Shnagbrugle Dakmakor', 'Who Shot First', and, of course, the number 1 hit from Traghosk the Trandoshan; 'Hiss Hiss'.
- Frankium and Benji's - The galaxy's best dining experience on a barge, stop by F&Bs on the bow for something to line your stomach!
- Multiple Fast Food Kiosks - Fancy a quick bite? Visit our on board MacDonabs, Coruscanti Fried Gizka, Piece of Hutt or Bantha King vendors!
- Self Cleaning Floors - Complete with non-stick microgrips! Don't worry about rogue bodily fluids and drunkenly slipping ever again!
- Life of the Party - Wherever this party barge goes, the party goes with it. A constant state of merrymaking is a strength, right?
- Good Brick - If absolutely necessary, the barge could cause some serious damage if thrust into a ship, space station, planet, or Gungan.
- No Defenses - Highly susceptible to party poopers, this vessel's only defense is its thin durasteel armour plating and ability to blast 'Who Let the Arkdogs Out' directly to enemy ship bridges.
- Big, Dirty, Stinking, Bass - Constant tunes played in the Neon Peon, through the bass-max 4000 speakers, can lead to stern becoming structurally weakened. A serious design flaw -- likely due in part to the lead engineer being a Gamorrean with a penchant for partying into the early hours.
Commissioned by HoloNet Entertainment after multiple petitions from stranded students on backwater planets who desired nothing more than to party.
This state-of-the-art party barge is pleasing on the eyes (providing the viewer is wearing beer goggles), reliable (in that it plays the same songs constantly without fail) and safe from all angry parents or controlling spouses who don't understand the need to party.
Multiple vessels are in service, and can be hired from the HoloNet Entertainment site on the HoloNet for a modest fee. There are no sleeping quarters for public use, so don't confuse the party barge for a small cruise liner. Anyone who does fall asleep on board will be subject to forceful ejection.
Sometimes out of the airlock.
In space.
