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Ooh Eeh Ooh Ah Aah Ting Tang Wallala Cantina!

Son of Triam
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Tri-Tri's special journal of special journalism...
DON'T TOUCH!

Entry One: Wallala

Such a funny sounding world, it's hard to think that anyone would come here for anything... at all. Fortunately they did have a nice little cantina, they should advertise more, good stuff they got there.

Neuranium is a strange thing, very heavy, and great at blocking sensors. It is also not the first thing that pops into ones head when they first hear the word "Wallala". This little miss didn't think of it either, but the remote area seemed like a nice place to settle down and relax for a bit before heading off again. I didn't expect to find a whole lot company, but silent company was still company... they are just better company when they decided to talk.

Taking a seat, it was time to enjoy some good booze at a wonky Cantina... made an acronym as O.E.O.A.A.T.T. Wallala Cantina... which only made it slightly less ridiculous... or more so. Not many people cared all that much to figure out which.
 

Meret Blackmoon

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The shuttle was diverted to Wallala for needed repairs. After sitting between a drunk youth and an aromatic freelancer Meret did not sleep on the trip. She stumbled into the Wallala Cantina, sat down and ordered a pot of coffee, pie, the special stimulant on the menu. She glanced at her image in the mirrored wall. She looked as though she had been rode hard and hung out to dry. The server brought over the pot of coffee, and the pie. She fixed her coffee and tasted it. Then she drank the whole cup. Meret picked up her silver spoon and looked at it. The concave curvature made her image appear upside down. She still did not look any better. She decided it was time for pie...the flakey crust, gooey filing, squirt of whipped cream, and a dusting of spice.
 

Matreya

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A group of young adults wondered into the cantina, among them a humongous man, a midget, a blonde and a redhead. They laughed, they talked, and without even pausing they ordered drinks. The big man asked first, "A...uh how about a Vodka on the rocks.", next came a request for a spritzer and with that another round of laughter. As a whole they knew it was a joke, no one went to a cantina to request something non alcoholic.
 

Miss Blonde

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Walking into the bar was the small petite Patricia, and she desperately needed a drink. The go go girl walked up to the bar wearing a rather revealing white skirt and matching white tube top. Well tube top was a bit modest for what she wore, it was more like a white piece of cloth that barely covered her naughty bits. "Drink now!" a look of frustration came over her face as she grabbed one of the bartenders and shook him as violently as a dainty hundred and fifteen pound woman could. Which isn't very hard at all really, letting him go the bartender quickly whipped up a drink and served it to the girl.

Taking large gulps she downed the glass and ordered another, "Gin and tonic, now!" she all but made a tiny roar ordering her next drink. Taking the drink she smiled and and downed it quickly. "Another!" she demanded and sighed afterwards in relief. Patricia was a borderline alcoholic and it was almost as if her body ran on booze. Looking around at the other folks at the bar she spotted a few prime opportunities for some fun and maybe a few free drinks.
 
Son of Triam
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Out of all of them, @[member="Patricia Susan Garter"] probably stood out best among them all. She wasn't difficult to spot out, with her jiggly bits nearly falling out... no wonder why the bartender was handing out the drinks like candy to her. This particular brand of booze tasted exceptionally bitter, but it's an acquired taste.

"Hey chick, slow down. Live a little. Don't you want to do something before you kill your liver immediately?" The Akovin tongue jested, with feet kicked up on a table leaning in a chair, with a soft chuckle just before.

There were a number of people here, obviously the alcoholic, a mellow lady eating pie (@[member="Meret Blackmoon"]), and a rowdy group nearby (@[member="Xavier Varanin"]). Despite the group, the pint sized alcoholic woman was still probably the loudest, with her insistent, and ridiculous demands for the booze. Gulp, another! Gulp, another! Gulp, another! How she didn't die right there was anyone's guess; and she's only just sat down! That wasn't alcoholism, that was near suicide.
 

Matreya

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"One, two, three, pick em up and scream!" The rambunctious redhead of the group yelled out, and they all quickly picked up their glasses and threw shots back. A unison of yells came after, followed by generous laughter and more joking. The big guy seemed the least inebriated, despite taking the most. It seemed his huge body burned liquor to fast, for they as a whole were nearing drunkenness but the young man was fine.
 

Miss Blonde

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Gulping down her fresh drink the woman sighed with content from all her drinks, "Shots!!" she flirted with the bartender giving him a cute smile and showing a bit of skin. It was all too easy to get what she wanted. That was until someone had to call her out on her clear drinking problem "Oh Frak no!" turning around she saw the man who called her out and stood there ogling him. "Oh there's something I want to do alright." the woman walked up to him drink in hand and smiled at him.

"You" She said softly before patting him on the shoulder, Patricia was a party girl from Zeltros turned gun slinger and no matter what the republic or army of light could never take that out of her. Smiling she took a drink of her tonic and giggled at the man flirtatiously. "Give me two good reasons why I shouldn't jump you in the middle of this cantina you dream boat of a man." she continued to ogle him with her quote unquote "jiggly bits" peering out through her top. @[member="Triam Akovin"]
 
Son of Triam
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Laughter ensued. She was too drunk to notice the jiggly bits of her "dream boat of a man". They might not be outrageously big and sluttishly exposed, but they were there. The bob cut might be working against them or something... or maybe it was the armor? Whatever, this girl was hilarious.

"For one thing there's a missing member between us, thank the force. Unless calling a woman a man is some kind of bisexual thing?" Shrugging, another sip went down the throat.

The rowdy group was rowdy and obnoxious as one would expect from a group of drunk friends. Looked like fun, but it seemed like the lonely girl with the pie was well, lonely. She didn't strike one as the wild type, but at least she had a bit of personality. An over sexed, superbly drunk, gender confused person was worlds different from a mopey person... but then again perhaps she'd be more fun to hang out with... whore or no whore.

"Not that there is anything wrong with being bi but..." Another shrug, and another sip- damn, empty. Hmmm, perhaps slutty will work after all. "Wanna get me another drink?" Nice bright smile, show dem pearly whites!

@[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]
 

Miss Blonde

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In her defence she was pretty white girl wasted at this point. The woman laughed hysterically at the news that she was hitting on a girl. "Oh I almost did you!" she laughed and hiccuped shortly afterwards taking another drink from her beverage. And well one could call Patricia a slutty whore all they wanted cause the truth is that she is a bit if not a lot of a skank. "I almost was with a girl!" the woman laughed a bit then went a bit silent "Hot." she said to herself then looked up At @[member="Triam Akovin"]

"Liven up girl it's a party! Drink something and get yours girl!" Well the truth was it wasn't a party it could of been one thirty in the afternoon and the short petite girl was already wasted. "So if your not a man or whatever then what's the deal with the hair? Girl you need to see a stylest! I know this guy Raul on Zeltron total hotty!" she spoke and continued to drink laughing and having a good time "I mean he does miracles, and your hair is nice but you need to let that bad girl fly!" she laughed and put an hand on the woman's hair ruining it through it softly.
 
Son of Triam
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She ruffled the hair. Not cool.

And she forgot to get the drink!

"The hair's cool, leave it be. Now how about that drink you were getting your dream boat of a man?" Wink. Whelp, didn't need this old glass now. Drop the glass and watch it shatter on the floor. Boy the look on the bartenders face! He was glaring, and he was clearly not happy. Not enough to get kicked out though, thankfully. That was enough sitting and talking to the evil hair-ruffler. Swinging the legs to the side and letting the chair fall to the ground, the targeted woman would find an armored woman trotting over and jumping into the nearest seat.

"How about you? Is the hair hunk enough for another drink, Miss Pie lady?" You know what? Miss mopey dopey wasn't gunna be much fun without some juice. Swiveling the chair, cupped hands resonated a loud yell over to the rowdy group.

"Yo we need a live one here stat! Girl's eaten' pie for Force sakes!" Giggling was fun, maybe the hair-girl was right about partying.

Partying Intensifies.

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@[member="Patricia Susan Garter"], @[member="Meret Blackmoon"]
 

Miss Blonde

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"Aw hell yeah, get it going!" the woman walked over to the bartender and kissed him deeply, and in the long embrace of the kiss the woman grabbed a bottle of whiskey and pulled back. Stunned the man didn't even notice her swipe the bottle at all. "Shots!!" skipping back over to her dream boat of a man she popped open the bottle and lipped the thing chugging as much of it as humanly possible, this place was a bar for kark's sake and most of the people in it were already getting hammered. It was time to flip this mug and party like it was going out of style

"Drink mutha frakker!" she said to @[member="Triam Akovin"] tossing her the bottle she walked over to the group of individuals getting wasted and the one who she was dead set was a man this time. Walking up to @[member="Xavier Varanin"] the woman had to almost jump up to kiss the man and hand him a drink. He was massive and he made the large shirt he was wearing look like a small with his muscle. She was all but drooling over him and his physique
 

Matreya

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Everyone of the members welcomed the girl wholly, even Zero Four who smiled at the kiss, "Thanks. What's the occasion?" The man called out over his friends, for they continued with their rambunctious blathering - complete lack of concern for the man, for he could lift the dainty woman plus another 2 of her friends with a single arm.

Slowly as time passed the empty bottles began to pile along their table. Yet still despite the entire group being slowly ever more drunk, the man was barely showing the first signs.

@[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]
 
Son of Triam
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"Whelp mopey dopey is dopey in the mopey, so she should be left alone, 'suppose." A shrug as the beer is taken graciously. Looks like air head found a friend or two, might as well hop on over and join her, Miss Pie didn't seem to respond too well to le wild party's le randomly happening.

Bartender of course wasn't happy, but screw him. Fun was fun, and lots of fun was to be had. Life couldn't be all work after all. Beer always brought one back to their teenage wildness, good memories in the age of party-saurus Rex's.

@[member="Meret Blackmoon"], @[member="Patricia Susan Garter"], @[member="Xavier Varanin"], @[member="stardust"]
 

Matreya

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The group all at once began to converge on the bar, having finished the liquor they had been drinking. Thus, refills were a complete and total necessity now. It seemed forever, but along with the more and more he drank, the giant among them began to feel a buzz. "Brandy! Biggest bottle" the petite redhead yelled at the man behind the bar, whom instantly began to shuffle around grabbing the aforementioned drinks.
 
Son of Triam
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It wouldn't take long for the night to breeze by, and it didn't take long at all when you were drunk.... really drunk. It was also time to have hilarious drunken conversation with the (@[member="Xavier Varanin"]) boys (@[member="Patricia Susan Garter"], @[member="stardust"], @[member="Meret Blackmoon"]) and the gals.

"Hey... hey guys!" I giggled with a huge half empty bottle of booze. "What... is your... your, favor- what is your favorite... color?" I asked, concentrating very hard with a scrunched up face working all of them head gears.
 

Miss Blonde

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Patricia was in party mode now, drinks everywhere and best believe she was going to try and go home with somebody. She was kind of skanky in that sense, and by a little I mean a lot. The woman grabbed the biggest bottle of brandy from the bartender and brought it to the group of people. "BODY SHOTS!!" she yelled out in her tiny roar of a voice. Pushing everything off the table the woman crawled onto it with her back to it and filled a few glasses of brandy placing them in rather convenient spots on her own body. She was going to tear Xavier a new one if he didn't proceed to drink after she had just smashed all the glass and empty booze bottles on the floor. Looking over to star dust and the other clearly intoxicated woman and laughed, this was an average day for her on Zeltros and hopefully they could keep up with her
 
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