Two-Bit Con Artist
Archais
Hirkenburg
Normally, Kuzo slept very well. The sleep of a creature with no cares in the world, completely content with life and everything around him. He had enough to eat, a safe little nook in an alley to sleep in. The planet, and even its capital city were not overly populated, which was something the little Nezumi was starting to realize has a very real impact on his experiences somewhere. Whether he was likely to have his tail trampled upon seemed to be directly corollary to a planet having.... oh, how many people? At least a hundred, he'd decided. He had arrived on Archais during its dry season, so had no expectation of waking up with anything plopping wetly on him.
So instead, of course, something dry plopped on him, rather suddenly, and ruined what had otherwise been a very nice night's sleep under a bit of flimsy.
"Hey!"
Kuzo blurted out without meaning to, his arms going around the weirdly shaped object that had been dropped on his chest.
A robed figure, who had already been about to scuttle away, froze. Kuzo couldn't see the creature's face- but he could see just how nervous it was as it whirled around, eyes a little too wide, and hand going down to its hip to grasp at.... something. Kuzo wasn't sure what. Some long metallic cylinder. The figure looked around wildly for a moment and then-
"Hey, I'm down here," Kuzo grumped, sounding very put upon. "You dropped this on me!"
Kuzo had to use both hands to lift up the- weirdly vaguely glowing- cube thing, to the being.
"Is.... something wrong with your face?"
The nezumi cocked his head, leaning in a little. "It looks like its-"
Kuzo had been about to say something VERY rude without intending to, so fortunately, he was saved a likely squishing when he was interrupted.
"You... you are.... a nezumi...." the creature wheezed.
What followed was a rambling discussion- not truly a conversation, as Kuzo didn't really get to participate- about things he really didn't understand. Kuzo didn't know who Tai Fa or
Darth Carnifex
were. He didn't know what the Sith Empire was... or had been? The being kept going back and forth between past and present tense in a way that was too confusing to follow. And he CERTAINLY didn't know what by the maker the Saarash-a-something were.
All Kuzo knew what that this strange, ugly, funny smelling sentient seemed to trust him- so Kuzo just went along with it. What he did understand by the end was that the thing he was holding was very important, and that he should bring it to someone- the other nezumi to get it to this Tai Fa person, or the Emperor himself (who was no longer Emperor? Kuzo was starting to think the being might not be totally sane by the end of everything).
So Kuzo nodded along, promised him he'd do exactly that, in as soothing a voice as possible. It seemed to placate the other being. At least until Kuzo suddenly had a thought and it came out without any particular kind of consideration whatsoever-
"How did you know I was here?"
"The Force....." the being wheezed, sounding as though he were in awe himself.
"How did the Force know I was here?" Kuzo wheedled a little. He only had the vaguest sense of what the Force was, let alone how it worked.
What neither of them seemed willing to admit in that moment, was that the being had simply wanted to be RID of the strange glowing cube- that someone was looking for it, and by default him. That he was pawning it off on Kuzo was never discussed, and the being left without answering the question because maybe.... maybe it HAD been the Force, to get the holocron, and its contents, back to where it belonged.
Or maybe Kuzo had just been sleeping next to the garbage tin.
It was hard to say.
"Hey- hey wait!"
It was no surprise that the being vanished, and did NOT wait, but by then, Kuzo was already looking over the weird thing (the being had called it something, started with an H, a handy-dome? No that wasn't it, and it wasn't a dome anyway) and trying to decide how best to carry it- a sack, obviously. And who he would try to sell it to and what he'd say it was. But, that was a problem for future Kuzo wasn't it? And Kuzo didn't often consider him in anything. For now, the Nezumi wrapped the item in some scraps of flimsy, twisted the top, slung it over his back and started heading toward market he'd noticed right before dusk. Felt close to dawn now and you know what?
Kuzo was feeling wildly lucky.
Like.... the Force was on his side or something. Yeah.
Ishida Ashina
Hirkenburg
Normally, Kuzo slept very well. The sleep of a creature with no cares in the world, completely content with life and everything around him. He had enough to eat, a safe little nook in an alley to sleep in. The planet, and even its capital city were not overly populated, which was something the little Nezumi was starting to realize has a very real impact on his experiences somewhere. Whether he was likely to have his tail trampled upon seemed to be directly corollary to a planet having.... oh, how many people? At least a hundred, he'd decided. He had arrived on Archais during its dry season, so had no expectation of waking up with anything plopping wetly on him.
So instead, of course, something dry plopped on him, rather suddenly, and ruined what had otherwise been a very nice night's sleep under a bit of flimsy.
"Hey!"
Kuzo blurted out without meaning to, his arms going around the weirdly shaped object that had been dropped on his chest.
A robed figure, who had already been about to scuttle away, froze. Kuzo couldn't see the creature's face- but he could see just how nervous it was as it whirled around, eyes a little too wide, and hand going down to its hip to grasp at.... something. Kuzo wasn't sure what. Some long metallic cylinder. The figure looked around wildly for a moment and then-
"Hey, I'm down here," Kuzo grumped, sounding very put upon. "You dropped this on me!"
Kuzo had to use both hands to lift up the- weirdly vaguely glowing- cube thing, to the being.
"Is.... something wrong with your face?"
The nezumi cocked his head, leaning in a little. "It looks like its-"
Kuzo had been about to say something VERY rude without intending to, so fortunately, he was saved a likely squishing when he was interrupted.
"You... you are.... a nezumi...." the creature wheezed.
What followed was a rambling discussion- not truly a conversation, as Kuzo didn't really get to participate- about things he really didn't understand. Kuzo didn't know who Tai Fa or

All Kuzo knew what that this strange, ugly, funny smelling sentient seemed to trust him- so Kuzo just went along with it. What he did understand by the end was that the thing he was holding was very important, and that he should bring it to someone- the other nezumi to get it to this Tai Fa person, or the Emperor himself (who was no longer Emperor? Kuzo was starting to think the being might not be totally sane by the end of everything).
So Kuzo nodded along, promised him he'd do exactly that, in as soothing a voice as possible. It seemed to placate the other being. At least until Kuzo suddenly had a thought and it came out without any particular kind of consideration whatsoever-
"How did you know I was here?"
"The Force....." the being wheezed, sounding as though he were in awe himself.
"How did the Force know I was here?" Kuzo wheedled a little. He only had the vaguest sense of what the Force was, let alone how it worked.
What neither of them seemed willing to admit in that moment, was that the being had simply wanted to be RID of the strange glowing cube- that someone was looking for it, and by default him. That he was pawning it off on Kuzo was never discussed, and the being left without answering the question because maybe.... maybe it HAD been the Force, to get the holocron, and its contents, back to where it belonged.
Or maybe Kuzo had just been sleeping next to the garbage tin.
It was hard to say.
"Hey- hey wait!"
It was no surprise that the being vanished, and did NOT wait, but by then, Kuzo was already looking over the weird thing (the being had called it something, started with an H, a handy-dome? No that wasn't it, and it wasn't a dome anyway) and trying to decide how best to carry it- a sack, obviously. And who he would try to sell it to and what he'd say it was. But, that was a problem for future Kuzo wasn't it? And Kuzo didn't often consider him in anything. For now, the Nezumi wrapped the item in some scraps of flimsy, twisted the top, slung it over his back and started heading toward market he'd noticed right before dusk. Felt close to dawn now and you know what?
Kuzo was feeling wildly lucky.
Like.... the Force was on his side or something. Yeah.

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