Pet (hair): Fuzzy (Sha'rellian toop)
Jobbi was seconds from giving up.
She’d already picked out a nice patch of moss she could roll into and perish quietly. Maybe she could lie down and pretend to be part of the scenery until the mission was over. It wouldn’t be the first time she’d been mistaken for terrain.
Then—
She blinked. Slowly.
Kas Larsen. The tall boy with the dark eyes. The voice like rocks under riverwater.
Talking to her.
She froze in place.
I'm Kas. Kas Larsen, I'm completely new to the Jedi and such. Believe the Master wanted us all to pair or team up."
He said his
name. He had a
name. Her brain blue-screened. She nodded. Or tried to. It was more of a seismic tilt of her upper half that made Fuzzy slide off her shoulder and land in the dirt like like the detached wig he was
"Uhuh," she said, very intelligently.
"jee—Jobbi—me, I'm Jobbi—uh—Hi."
It was the worst sentence ever spoken in Basic. And then he said it.
"How about teaming up with Valoria Elryne and I? I'm not leavin' anyone behind c'mon."
Valoria.
The Twi’lek. The
gorgeous Twi’lek. The one with flawless skin and cheekbones that looked like they could deflect blaster bolts. The one with long legs and graceful poise and green skin that looked like nature, not mold, and absolutely zero stink lines trailing behind her. The one that was walking
beside Kas like they belonged on opposite covers of a Jedi recruitment holomag.
Jobbi’s brain started melting. Not only was she being invited to walk with
him, she was also being inserted into a triangle of aesthetic doom. A soggy Huttlet and two prime genetic achievements.
She wanted to die.
But also maybe to hold hands.
But also to disappear.
But also to maybe look cool just once in her life.
Her voice cracked as she tried to answer.
"I—I would—yes—I mean—if—if that’s okay, I—I can walk slow—I mean fast! I can keep up. I can—"
"Bo shuda! Jobbi panka youk."
Fuzzy, now back on her shoulder, mimicked her tone with a squeaky OINK and gave Kas a hair pseudo thumbs-up.
Jobbi’s entire body locked up with mortification.
She looked over at Valoria. Couldn’t read her face. Couldn’t tell if the Twi’lek even liked her being added to the group. Couldn’t tell if she was smiling or about to vomit.
Jobbi decided, bravely, to just smile anyway. Big. Nervous. A little slimy.
"I—I'm not usually this... squishy."
She was. She was always that squishy. But it was a nice lie.
She gathered her satchel, placed Fuzzy back atop her head under one arm, and slowly slithered forward toward her new teammates. If she couldn't be pretty, maybe she could at least be brave.
Or funny.
Or... something.