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PERSONAL FLIGHT LOG – Entry #333333333333 (man, that’s a lot of 3’s)
Location: Mon Gazza
Assigned Craft: My X-wing
Astromech Partner: BRED (BB-30)
Current Mood: Energetic
Background Noise: I can’t hear anything over the spherical Diva.
“Wooo-beeep.” [Translation: … dude…]
I know...
“Weeep-bwoo.” [Translation: … DUDE!]
I know!
“Chrrp.” [Translation: We had a chance to mod that museum piece!]
Yeah, and what is the point of it?
“ChEEp.” [Translation: Seriously? Maybe we could podium? If not win? It’s like some guy is rolling dice laughing at us!]
Tell the writer!
“ChEEp.” [Translation: That’s my line!]
What?
“Wooo-beeep.” [Translation: … What?!]
Anyway that section was fun, but we’re at a point where we’re possibly going to lose...
“Weeep-bwoo.” [Translation: Don’t make me shock you…]
Oh come on! Dad used to tell stories about these “Space Rangers” of “The Gamma Quadrant of Sector 4” I’m guessing Nar Shaddaa… anyway they believe “Never Give up. Never Surrender”... we should follow that… because the next section OPENED UP! We were losing gravity so I had less resistance.
“Chrrp.” [Translation: … and less control....]
Ssh… Anyway, I managed to catch up to Rojuhr for a moment and waved at him… then the dude took off on me!
“ChEEp.” [Translation: It’s a race, what did you expect him to do?!]
Wave back? Anyway the stock ship I wanted to race so I had no asterisks if I won… I say as you can’t see this as I record this but am glaring at BRED…
“Chaauuuuuhp.” [Translation: He told me to shut everything off except controls and propulsion… like it’s going to work… like we’re going to “boldly go where noone has gone before”...]
Might as well gamble… we got nothing to lose…
“Cheooootooopittt.” [Translation: Not even going to address the phrase I stole from another franchise? Or at least the writer made me steal? Alright…]
– Michael A.
This “writer” is evil…
Roll (12)
TAG: OPEN!
This is where he is speaking