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My Perception of Recent Invasions
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Delightful.
Corruck Kazen
Time is the Essence
Wow really well done!
Fabula Caromed
Belle of the Brawl
This was kicked around the Factory chat a while back. Still funny.
Ignatius
A N A R C H Y
So this is why we don't have ships over 2000 meters.
(Even though we still have some that are about 4?)
(Even though we still have some that are about 4?)
Jsc
~Still Surfin
Why Jay is not a Factory Judge:
"Sooo... You designed it to look just like...?"
"Exactly. And since it's made of Beskar, once it's approved we'll ram it right up our opponents..."
"Yeah. I think we all got that. No need to extrapolate. Just edit it out from the intent box for..."
"Extra-what? Damn it man. Get your mind out of the gutter. This is a Navy vessel for God's sake."
"Anddd... We're done here. Denied for sexual fantasy."
"Wait!? That's like every Star Destroyer ever. What about the quadtortiary dorstal intake sphincter? All it will take is one farmboy to jam a proton torpedo up that baby and we'll all be grimacing like a..."
"It's not a balance issue."
"Is it too big?"
"What? No. ...You mean the ship?"
"I think so? Why what were you talking about?"
"Sex. I think."
"Me too!"
"Great. ...Still denied though."
"What about the ship?"
"I hate you."
"Sooo... You designed it to look just like...?"
"Exactly. And since it's made of Beskar, once it's approved we'll ram it right up our opponents..."
"Yeah. I think we all got that. No need to extrapolate. Just edit it out from the intent box for..."
"Extra-what? Damn it man. Get your mind out of the gutter. This is a Navy vessel for God's sake."
"Anddd... We're done here. Denied for sexual fantasy."
"Wait!? That's like every Star Destroyer ever. What about the quadtortiary dorstal intake sphincter? All it will take is one farmboy to jam a proton torpedo up that baby and we'll all be grimacing like a..."
"It's not a balance issue."
"Is it too big?"
"What? No. ...You mean the ship?"
"I think so? Why what were you talking about?"
"Sex. I think."
"Me too!"
"Great. ...Still denied though."
"What about the ship?"
"I hate you."
HK-36
The Iron Lord Protector (Neutral Good)
And the event after that will be the war on the said 28 km reward 
Darth Armyss
Nobleman, Sith, and Womanizer
280 kilometers...or, to put that into perspective, longer than twice the diameter of the first Death Star.
Overkill much?
Overkill much?
Fabula Caromed
Belle of the Brawl
That was the joke, yes.
Darth Banshee
Exiled Queen of Serenno
no our next dominion will be for a moon, or is death star?
The Forgotten One
Funny.
But we should take the time to reform the system, not just poke fun at it.
But we should take the time to reform the system, not just poke fun at it.
Kaiden Rohn
Fallen Soul
Darth Kentarch said:
Olom Grihk
Sith Munchkin
As the shortest Sith on site:
BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
240 Kilomters...that's about three hours drive if traffic doesn't suck.
BAHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
240 Kilomters...that's about three hours drive if traffic doesn't suck.