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Public Mr. Heartbeat 864 ABY

Starlin turned in the direction she had pointed. His eyes fastened upon the twerking Ithorian, shaking his ass for all the world to see. The curvature of the very planet itself was not as impressive as the curvature of Jerec Asyr Jerec Asyr 's posterior. The Ithorian junk dealer had taken the competition by storm; for most of the contestants, there would be no recovery, no chance of beating Jerec's blockbuster performance.

Facing the girl again, Starlin's face told all. He had accepted defeat. "Nothing, I guess." He sighed. "Y'know, I'm not really sure why I joined this competition in the first place. It almost feels like some incomprehensible cosmic force nudged me towards it, just to see what would happen if I was put in a position with huge potential for humiliation and ridicule..."

He shrugged.

"Volunteering - for what, exactly? Security?" He was sort of aware of this cyberpunk speakeasy's connections to Darkwire, but he didn't know a whole lot about Darkwire itself beyond Corpos are bad, something something Shadowrunners.

 
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After watching the Gammorean send the man before him away with a rather stiff right fist the idea of not showing his invitation was simply irresistible for a minute. Looking down at t he suddenly sweaty Gammorean though he had to admit it would just be in bad taste, and after all he did have a competition to win. Stepping through the door shortly after he was wearing traditional Cragmoloid garmets that mostly pointed to his mighty tusks and noble trunk. After all what features were more handsome then those? He'd missed the entire music part though and so lifting his trunk high into the air he trumpeted forth a great blast announcing himself in a truly regal fashion. All together he felt quite pleased at his entrance despite the many people near him holding their ears. It wasn't his fault the trumpet was so loud, he had to get something out over the music.

Walking up behind Caltin Vanagor Caltin Vanagor as he walked his large, but human mass through the crowd he lifted him up and put him and his neck chains on his shoulder. Waving at the crowd he put the big man down before speaking. "Well I know I said we could meet again in contest but this wasn't my first thought. Still a word honored is a word honored." For the enormous elephant there was no wariness towards his once opponent. He was free here for political constraints and such and an honorable contest held no grudges to him. It never occurred to him check to see if the other man felt the same. Giving the jedi a pat on the back he moved on as he saw a rather tantalizing appetizer platter going around.

He did stop for a moment though as he watched for perhaps the first time ever in his life a twerking Ithorian on the dance floor as Jerec Asyr Jerec Asyr seemed to be lit up the room. Maybe it was going to be a tough contest, but with his tusks was the result really even in doubt?



Yula Perl Yula Perl
 

Hansel Aulin

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Why had Hansel signed up for this competition to prove a point, not only was he the greatest Jedi ever but he was the sexiest man in the Galaxy. Not that anyone would ever question either of those about the man, well that was if anyone really knew who he was. He didn’t even notice Caltin Vanagor Caltin Vanagor the giant of a man dwarfed by the elephant man. Caltin would have been one of the few people he knew from the old days, and one person who would tell the Galaxy how great he was. So long as he left out the story about him stealing another Jedi saber to try and pawn it for a few creds or didn’t tell the story about the time Hansel tried to pick the jedi vaults clean when the whole council disappeared. Actually, it was probably better that Caltin had kept his mouth shut about Hansel might tarnish his greatness.


Anyway, he entered in after the elephant man and his music hit like fire. He came in dressed in the best suit he could afford or rather the best suit he could steal out of the luggage lines at the public spaceports. He as Yula Perl Yula Perl announced his name he stretched his arms out wide and wait for the thunderous applauseas he strutted his stuff. He oozed with arrogance and confidence.


Nothing Came like no one knew who he even was I mean there might have been some mild enthusiasm from a small group in the upper stands. Yet the applause was loud in Hansel’s mind and he knew he was a sure winner for this, well even if he wasn’t, he would be taking home the trophy and top prize regardless. He had sure fire back up plan if he didn’t win this damn thing. Granted if he would have looked at his own records, he would have remembered ninety percent of his plans never went as planned.
 
Coming in from the Rim, Jared hadn’t really been around the Inner Worlds in a while, but hearing that there was a contest, he got himself entered. May as well see what his skills can earn himself. He had heard of the Heartbeat contest through the ORC/OPA, and with one of the previous winners missing, and another dead, it felt more like a challenge to enter and survive. Being the type who worked on the Rim, he worked on a variety of planets, learning different Force powers. He was coming into the contest with his sharpshooting skills.

Stepping onto the stage, the Starchaser was grinning, he had his Jensaarai armor, it was more light than say Veino Garn Veino Garn , but the dark red color of the cortosis weave plating, with a variety of other materials, local leathers. On his back was his energy bow, and on his hip was his blaster. Not really knowing what to do to come out, but his intro music was playing. Stepping on, he was using the Force, to move targets around him, and was taking the time to perform a few gun-handling tricks.

He wasn’t firing yet, it wasn’t the talent show, but the targets were also crystals, being used to bounce the stage lights around. Just trying to make a bigger show of anything as he heard Yula introducing him, a Judge of the Outer Rim.
 
The look on the guy's face almost made her feel... bad. But she understood what he was saying. After all, she would have had similar feelings had this been a Miss Heartbeat competition. “Yeah, I get it. You couldn't get me to join something like this even if you paid--” Ruby cut herself off, her eyes shifted up towards the ceiling in thought. Well, maaaaaybe for the right price. But probably not.

She returned her focus to Starlin Rand Starlin Rand 's question. “Uh, yeah – I guess so. I mean, I can totally break up fights or keep people from rushing the stage if things get rowdy.” She did have a small stun baton tucked inside her boot and she'd use it. Ruby would just do whatever Yula told her to do, but the Zeltron was probably pretty busy right now handling the show.

“But like,” she continued. “I don't actually work in security or anything.”

When she was finished speaking, she stood for a moment, feeling awkward and unsure what to do with her hands. So, she snagged two drinks off a passing server's tray. Ruby had no idea what the drinks were, but she guessed they had been destined for a table of girlie girls... the drinks were pink-hued and featured fresh fruit and little umbrellas.

“Cheers,” she said, lifting the glass to her lips, but she paused before taking a sip. “I'm Ruby, by the way. Did they already announce your name? I didn't catch it.”
 
Starlin watched her nab two drinks, a good-natured smirk on his face. Ruby was a cool name.

"I'm Starlin," he replied, picking up the other glass, removing the umbrella, and taking a sip. Hell yeah, fruity drinks with barely any alcohol. Just the way he liked them. "I can see you bapping some squeeing fangirl on the head and escorting her out." Damn, did that string of non-words really just leave his mouth? He gulped down more of the drink.

Incidentally, a blonde teen ( Daiya Daiya ) had just started shrieking over Jerec Asyr Jerec Asyr . Starlin felt his palps retreat even further into his head, as though trying to hide from the shrillness of her voice. "You should join a screamo band," he remarked to the blonde. "You'd make a great lead singer."

She didn't look like she was about to rush the stage, however. Pity. Starlin kept drinking, dipping his head back as he finished off the glass. He twirled the umbrella between two fingers... and felt a warning nudge in the Force. He looked up to see a pair of not-very-girly girls approaching their table, obviously angry.

"You stole our drinks!"

Uh oh.

 
Mr. Heartbeat 864 ABY

"Yeah" he said, trailing off for a little bit upon thinking back to the battle "I fought side to side with some of the same men and women as we fought with on Nar Kreeta. And a Mandalorian. He was a good medic but... odd. Definitely odd." The Mandalorian, Ki'an Vizsla Ki'an Vizsla had left quite the impression - most of it was good but it was definitely not what he had expected from a Mandalorian. He was about as ferocious as tumbleweed but his skill in saving lives and improvising on the battlefield were great - much to the Jedi's liking.

His eyebrows rose in surprise as Cassie spoke of Yulenka. Of course, it was not because he found her appearance unappealing - but rather because he viewed her rather differently. "We'll see what you say after she fells a tree on you" he mumbled with his eyes fixed on her, letting the words mostly get drowned out by the loud music and heavy base. A smile grew on his lips as he shook his head, choosing to not really answer his friend and instead taking another sip from his drink.

The smile lingered as the conversation went on. It was obvious that Cassie tried to avoid what was weighing him down. And it was just as obvious that he was doing his best to avoid the conversation by shifting the topic onto Mathieu. Part of him felt like allowing the Knight to keep his secrets but they were best friends and could afford to be frank with each other. "No, no, no.." he said, speaking over his friend until he heard the question about seeing someone special. A quizzical look appeared on his face "Of course" The tone Mathieu had signalled how surprised he was by the question "I'm still with Inara" It felt odd that the question was even asked but then, he had to admit "But you're right. There has been a bit too much work lately."

The contestants had already started walking out on stage - something which Mathieu had paid little attention to. But just as he realised how Cassie had successfully managed to steer the conversation away, Damian Starchaser Damian Starchaser walked out on stage, causing the Padawan to freeze as he remembered how the Starchaser had instructed him back on Kashyyyk. This was the last place he expected to see his instructor and on stage no less. He oozed of confidence and the music was good - but somehow, Mathieu still felt rather awkward. The situation became even more intense as Caltin Vanagor Caltin Vanagor walked out on stage - another Jedi whom the Padawan held in high regard. Without missing a beat, Mathieu raised his glass and quickly finished the Abrax "I need a refill"

With that, Mathieu disappeared off to the bar for a while before returning with a tray carrying another Abrax and a multitude of shots. Eager for the painful awkwardness to be shared, he let out a devious "Imagine seeing Sakadi or Yenna in a setting like that" before pushing a shot to his friend.

Cadere Cadere
 
She made a promise to Yula Perl Yula Perl that if there was ever another one of these.....shows....she would sit in the audience and be good. Being good however was not an easy task for the brunette.

It was hard not to admire the.....visions of.....masculinity currently .....presenting themselves for......review. Yeah that worked in her mind they were for review, no touching....she did keep the paper that she had exchanged her credits for nearby...in case the opportunity presented itself. The paper was kinda like an IOU to whomever it was presented to.

She folded her hands neatly on the table. Smiled...and ordered a drink.

A young woman next to her who she had no idea was looked over, "
What do you think?"

Think...she grinned,
"About what?" Rekha leaned over.

"About them" Her finger pointed around the room.

Rekha nodded understanding,
"Something for everyone hun....just take your pick."

Be good be good she repeated to herself.
 
This is why you never play Sabacc with a Trandoshan.

No wonder he took the detour to "fuel up on Denon." Our fuel levels were fine. It was becuase he knew that if he cheated at the game, then the Jedi would have to take place in this male-beauty pageant. He was confident that he could beat the Trandoshan at the card game, but there will always be those types of players.

To make things better, the sly lizard was going to come in and watch, letting him laugh his ass off at the Jedi's stage time. Great...

Standing backstage, he watched as some familiar faces took the spotlight. He recognized Damian Starchaser Damian Starchaser right away, since he had taken a class from the man before. Next he saw... Warwick Armani Rhonin Warwick Armani Rhonin ? No way that was actually him. The two had met some time ago, under some different circumstances.

Yet nothing, NOTHING, could prepare him for what he saw next. In front of him was Jerec Asyr Jerec Asyr , throwing it back like he owned the nerfing place. It was weird and interesting to say the least. Probably wouldn't sleep well tonight.

After the man in front of him went, he realized it was his turn. Though he tried shaking away most of his nerves, some of them stuck around. Taking a deep breath and letting it out, he then entered onto the stage. His music started to play on the speakers. Beauty pageants weren't his thing, but he was not shooting for last place either. Might as well go win this nerfing thing.

The lights would follow him as he walked out towards the center of the stage. Grabbing the hood of his robe with both hands, he flung it off of his head. Looking out upon the crowd, he gave a small smile. Nothing too big, but one that might grab a few hearts.

A small strand of lightning started to form in his hand. Once it had enough shape, it would bounce up his right arm, flowing behind his head, and continuing down his left arm. Hopefully if he could win over the crowd with a mini show-of-talent, it could help him take this thing.

With a wink to the people watching, and two finger guns to follow, he began to head offstage. Hopefully all of that worked, becuase he felt ridiculous out there...
 
Ruby nodded and grinned when Starlin mentioned that he could imagine her kicking some fangirl out of the club. Yeah, that'd be pretty fun now, wouldn't it? But her eyes tracked in the direction of Daiya Daiya momentarily, and Ruby quickly averted her gaze as if to say I definitely don't know her.

She took a couple more sips of her drink. It was way fruitier than she was used to, more like drinking straight juice than booze. Maybe that was the appeal. But she had to admit, it wasn't that bad. And for whatever reason – be it the booze or the current company – she was starting to relax more.

Then, she heard a voice over the boom of the music.

Turning slightly, she spotted the source: a rather tough-looking lady and her friend. The two women were already moving towards them. And they looked mad and they looked like they would snap her and Starlin Rand Starlin Rand like little twigs. “Oh kark,” Ruby muttered, downing the rest of the drink. Ruby's mind was going a mile a minute – yes, that fast. She didn't want to cause a huge fuss for Yula, the show had only just started. But could she ditch her post as 'security'? Hells yes. Then again, she didn't want to look like a complete wuss.

“We didn't steal anything – they're free tonight,” Ruby said with a hint of attitude to her tone.

“I'll give you something for free.” One of the women cocked her fist, ready to throw it in Ruby's direction. Uhhh oh.
 
The situation devolved rapidly. Ruby glugged her drink, eyes wide with panic. Starlin stared at the two women. The drinks were free tonight, so it wasn't like they had lost money... must've had more to do with the sheer insult. People were always taking drinks from trays in holofilms, but that kind of thing didn't work out so hot in real life. It got you beat up by a pair of she-hulks in the midst of a male beauty pageant.

As one of the salty women pulled back her fist to clock Ruby, Starlin leaped out of his chair and tackled her. "Fething white knight!" The big woman treated him as if he was just an annoying fly buzzing in her ear - at least until she realized halfway through the struggle that she couldn't move anymore, as he had pinned her to the floor. Starlin tried to roll her over onto her stomach so he could hold her hands behind her back, as if to cuff her. Or he would, if he had any cuffs on him. He hadn't really thought this through...

The other chick stepped up to the plate, wrapping her arms around Starlin's neck from behind. He pushed back against her until they collided with whatever was behind them - which just so happened to be the bar counter, scattering quite a few patrons. The impact loosened her hold, and he was able to break free, but she wasn't done yet. She punched at his face, one-two, one-two, staring in disbelief as he dodged all four hooks with the help of the Force, then doubled over in pain when he kicked her in the stomach.

Meanwhile, the first chick had climbed back into the ring for another round, going for Ruby again with a left hook to the jaw.

 
The few times he'd been dragged into a club, mainly thanks to Ryv and Zaavik, things always seemed to turn upside and devolve into rowdy scuffles. Dagon wanted to lie that it had never been their fault but...there were a few occasions. This was not one of those occasions. Yet, he sure could see it turning into one when his soda was flung off his hand by the flailing hands of a man crashing into the bar counter.

A bull of a woman was pulverizing a lanky sod; Dagon's face said it all.

He really didn't have time for this crap, its distraction could only serve the alleged nefarious criminal operations going on behind the scenes. So far the only criminal offense had been the Ithorian twerking on the stage. He couldn't recall what exact code it violated because it was a list of at least two dozen.

The raven-haired Jedi pushed himself off the other patron he was leaning into and his hands seized the bull. She shrieked, or rather roared, like a pissed gargoyle as Dagon yanked her away with the aid of the Force. Big momma tumbled away into two tables of rival wolf-whistling gangs and that was all the spark they needed to go at each other's throats for the title of alpha. Nice job, Dag. Excellent, as always.

He turned to look at the victi-man, slight irritation arising in his blue eyes, then a tussle at the corner of his vision took his attention instead, "Out of everyone in here, you had to piss off the rancors, didn't you?" Dagon muttered more out of frustration at himself than anything else, then sighed, "Let's get your friend out of that...mess." he hurried to intercept the other cageless beast.

Starlin Rand Starlin Rand Ruby Jaxx Ruby Jaxx Sylvia Virtos Sylvia Virtos Rekha Kaarde Rekha Kaarde
 
OOC | If you haven’t been able to post in the first round, don’t worry! You can post your first round at any point while the competition is still running. For those of you who’ve already posted your introductions, you can start your next post with the talent round.

“Our first contender of the evening, representing the Spacer Guild, it’s everyone’s favorite studly smuggler, Sly Chance Sly Chance !Yula extended her hand with a flourish to the Duros who, before the show, had slipped her some creds and a…photo of himself? Her instincts told her that Sly was flirting. Perhaps he was, given the gyrations he worked the crowd with, his act culminating to a stunning twinkle of luminous sparks that showered the first row. “Sly Kyros, everyone! The first aid tent is near the pinball machine!” She winced as a few guests swatted at the sparks, quickly waving on the next content.

“Welcome to the stage- uh…ahem. The spotlight landed on a young man who’d clearly been caught off guard. Yula pursed her lips, and the crowd watched with interest as the antennae protruding from his head receded into a nest of dark curls. “Straight from Silver Jedi territory, it’s Starlin Rand Starlin Rand ! Give him and his very human appearance a round of applause!” The young man seemed to be embarrassed—either at being caught doing whatever he’d been doing, or by virtue of being in the competition itself. In any event, the merciful spotlight operator quickly switched targets.

Smooth jazz drifted through the speakers, just as the spotlight landed on a sharp-dressed Agarian. “Here for Hawthorn Detective Agency, it’s the man himself- Private Eye Hawthorn Hawthorn !” The man oozed an effortless confidence, the sort that was wrought only through years of experience. “Ladies and gentleman, that is one sharp dressed fungus. Just check out that chrono.” There was probably a pun in there somewhere, and she was contractually obligated to plug Chase Fashion.

The music track shifted again, this time to a funky beat. The lights landed on a Zeltron man, strobes illuminating the pink flush of his skin and dancing off of the violet hue of his hair. “Give it up for our next contestant, a man with a mustache more notorious than he is, Kirk Korrado.” Zeltrons knew how to work a crowd, and Kirk appeared to be no exception. A rush of pheromones would wash over the perimeter of the audience, and the screaming fan who’d received a kiss from the pilot was now receiving medical attention after fainting.

After Kirk took his leave, Yula could have sworn that the lights were still hitting him in such a way that his shadow continued to cast its presence on the stage. “Our next…uh…” The datapad in her hand buzzed and she glanced down, brows furrowing. “Our next entrant is a…being that goes by the designation of ' Kal Kal ' ”. Yula peered at the shadow-man, who was now twirling around the stage to the sounds of a drug trip. “I uh…this is a good time to remind everyone that the winner will be announced at the end of the contest.”

While Yula blinked away the strange feeling in her head, the music returned, bringing with it an aggressive, club-like quality. The beats brought her back to the present, as well as the Ithorian twerking in the most assertive manner she’d ever witnessed. “Doing it for Darkwire, it’s Mr. Wait-He’s-Ithorian, Jerec Asyr Jerec Asyr !” The screaming continued, as did the twerking. “I hear he’s still single, ladies.”

The next man to take the stage was one that Yula recognized. Heck, she’d known about it since seeing his name on the entry form and boy were her feelings mixed. Her own Uncle Damian strode down the runway, shirtless, in time to his chosen song. “Let’s hear it for Damian Starchaser Damian Starchaser , our favorite Jedi-based clone! Remember, nepotism doesn’t exist here.” Silently, she thanked him for not doing something utterly embarrassing. One could argue that introducing your own Uncle in a beefcake competition was as embarrassing as it got. However, both Yula and Damian lacked an appropriate measure of shame.

The music shifted from Damian’s cue to heavy rock, signaling the arrival of a young man with a head of long, blonde hair and a girl on his arm. Dressed casually, he sauntered his way on stage to the cheers of several shrill young women in the front. “Welcome shapeshifting heartthrob Warwick Armani Rhonin Warwick Armani Rhonin to the stage!” Onlookers watched as he pulled his recent beau out of the crowd for a moment for a kiss, to the jealous gasp of some surrounding ladies. “Heartthrob and heartbreaker, it seems!”

The spotlight shifted away, roaming the stage in search of its next target. “Our next contestant is—” Yula shifted to the side, glancing behind her wondering where Ru was, but the courier was nowhere to be found. In a burst of blue light and repulsor-boots, the young man zipped through the air in a flashy display of speed and lights. “— Ru Comet Ru Comet , of Comet’s Delivery Service! Be sure to enter the code HEART at checkout for 25% off of body glitter!”

Which actually wasn’t a bad deal, now that she thought about it. The crowd’s attention shifted to the next entrant, the muscle-bound Jedi who made his way on stage with a heavy chain around his neck. “Another face from Silver space, it’s Caltin Vanagor Caltin Vanagor !” The crowd watched in awe as he did a few reps with the heavy chain draped across his shoulders. “Not the kind of necklace I would have chosen, but that’s Caltin for you, folks! He picks things up and puts them down!”

The music was interrupted by a thunderous trumpeting, and the crowd turned to witness the entrance of a large Cragmoloid. There was a hush over the crowd and a few murmurs as the room fell silent for a few moments, unsure as to whether or not this was an act of aggression, a part of the show, or both. Then, they burst into applause. “A man who needs no introduction, Grundark Grundark ! Watch the tusks, everyone.” They did look quite pointy.

The next entrant hit the stage dressed in a swanky suit to his soundtrack, emanating confidence. As he sauntered down the runway, Yula announced his entrance. “Next up is Hansel Aulin with his trademark swagger!” She vaguely recalled seeing his mug on a wanted poster somewhere, and briefly wondered about the attendance of the Bounty Hunter’s Guild tonight. “Careful that he doesn’t steal your heart, ladies.”

The next name on the list was one Yula had been more familiar with. “All the way from the Outer Rim, please welcome Judge Jared Starchaser Jared Starchaser !” The crowd watched with interest as Starchaser—one of two—showed off his telekinetic abilities, as well as a few gunslinging motions. A few member of the audience glanced between him and Damian, the most astute perhaps noticing some similarities. “That’s right, two Starchasers for the price of one.”

While he’d been watching the other contenders with…interest, the spotlight caught the robed form of Okkeus, and away he went. High light tricks and boyish charm garnered plenty of wide-eyed looks from the audience, particularly the interest of a giggling group of young women. “Let’s hear it for Okkeus Dainlei Okkeus Dainlei , who is definitely not a Zeltron!” One of the giggling girls squealed at the finger guns and stumbled back, garnering the laughter of her friends. “Emergency services is going to be busy today, it seems.”

With the introductions over, contestants would begin to prepare for the talent portion of the competition, which would hopefully see the venue remain intact. "We'll see every one of these studs back here shortly for the talent portion!"

Taking a short break, Yula seated herself at the edge of the stage and started flipping through the contestant order for the next round on her datapad. A pair of familiar faces caught her gaze, just outside of the haze from the screen. A brow went up, then the another. When she’d invited Mathieu Brion Mathieu Brion to the competition, she’d expected to see his name on the entry list. And Cadere Cadere too—she figured that the latter would enjoy the chance to show off, even playfully. Speaking of playful, she eyed Rekha Kaarde Rekha Kaarde and gave her a wink, surprised to see that the woman hadn’t taken part of the slowly growing brawl on her periphery.

Too big now to ignore, Yula’s head swiveled this way and that, trying to find Ruby Jaxx Ruby Jaxx —only to observe her in the middle of said brawl. And…was that Daiya Daiya there with her? And one of the contestants? Perhaps this started with Ishani Dinn Ishani Dinn and her samples of…whatever she was hawking. At least Sylvia Virtos Sylvia Virtos was behaving herself (for the time being, at least). Yula was standing now, teetering on the edge of the stage and her urge to jump into the middle of whatever Ruby and Daiya had gotten themselves into, when some chiseled-faced stud entered the fray. Pursing her lips in hesitation, she scrolled through the list of contendors, trying to match the face with Dagon Kaze Dagon Kaze 's name.

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"A screamo band? Nah, I'm not into that kind of heavy isotope music, Scrak's more my thing!" Daiya told the man, who had introduced himself as Starlin to Ruby Jaxx Ruby Jaxx nearby. He was the Balosar contestant from earlier, whose introduction had been far more amusing than attractive, yet his comment made her giggle at least. "You really think I've got a good singing voice?" She paused for a second to consider. "Well, I guess it can't be worse than my art skills."

The girl felt a little sour when he lost interest in her, but she took another sip of her drink and turned back to the stage. More shirtless men were strutting across it, and the eyecandy was always an interesting distraction for her. Some of the displays of testosterone were, admittedly, over the top, but as long as the contestant had good music and showed off his body well, Daiya was willing to scream her encouragement at him.

Sounds of a scuffle near her prompted Daiya to turn, witnessing a form of entertainment much more raw and hormone-fueled than the peacocking on stage.

"Look out, Ruby!" Daiya called, ducking her own head in sympathy as she winced at the blow sent her way. She took a sip of her drink, swiveling to watch Starlin Rand Starlin Rand tussle with two big women who seemed like more than a match for his scantly-clad body. She grinned at his maneuvers, the teen didn't have quite the power he would over his assailant, but she admired his dexterity. Watching him deftly dodge the woman's fists was a lot more interesting than what he did earlier for his introduction.

"Okay, this is kinda hot."
 
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Starlin stared stupefied at the Dick Grayson expy as he lifted big momma in the air and threw her across the room. Holy chit, Batman.

The club erupted into a full-scale brawl. People were getting punched, kicked, and throwing things. Glasses shattered and women screamed. Not that they hadn't already been screaming, mind you, but now there was complete pandemonium. At least the blonde was enjoying it. Starlin also heard an excited yell of "Hell yeah dude!" from somewhere in the vicinity of the dancefloor.

He grinned in spite of everything, winked at the blonde, and proceeded to bum-rush the chick whaling on Ruby.

"Not you again!" the woman groaned before he hit her. Which is to say, she stepped out of the way at the last second and clotheslined him. Starlin wound up starfished on the floor, seeing stars on the ceiling, leaving Robin/Nightwing and Ruby to battle She-Hulk alone.

 
Gluk, Stock, and Two Smoking Lasers
Talent time.

Still shirtless, Jerec got up with a twangy traditional Ithorian instrument. He began a wistful deadpan song to a familiar tune.

All cops are bastards
Even if they're wearing burlap
Couldn't find the moral high ground
With a compass and a starmap
Kark the blue
And yes you Jedi, I mean you
This one's for you

All cops are bastards
Who delight in chopping hands off
Just remember blue lightsabers
Mean we won't survive the standoff
Kark the blue
Decapitation's no taboo
In your worldview

Stick your saber into me
Jedi justice amputee
Stick your saber into me
Thanks, now I'm an amputee
I'm an amputee


He held up a hand - which was, in fact, missing the tip of a pinky finger to the knuckle - and kept playing.

All cops are bastards
Who get in your head with mind tricks
If you dare to cite your rights
Or if you hate their fascist politics
It's true
And soon you'll see their point of view
So kark the blue

All cops are bastards
And you know I mean the Jedi
But what the feth do I know
Just one more soon-to-be-dead guy
You outdrew
There's no appeal, no review
When you subdue

Stick your saber into me
Jedi justice amputee
Stick your saber into me
Thanks, now I'm an amputee
I'm an amputee

Now, petty crime seems pretty small
But scum like me deserve it all
Your valiant blue-hot blade sets me aflame

And then all I get is mind tricks
Toss me with my fellow convicts and
I'm just another schmuck you overcame

Dear Jedi, I can promise you
For what you put poor Quekko through
I'll do my best to always be fair game
And you're to blame

All cops are bastards
Even if they're holy soldiers
Waving sacred flaming glowsticks
Sizzling hot symbolic limp dicks
Kark the blue

Stick your saber into me
Jedi justice amputee
Stick your saber into me
Thanks, now I'm an amputee
I'm an amputee
 
Ruby'd jumped to the side when the first fist came for her, only to see Starlin tackle the big woman. Her mouth dropped open when the slim man got the lady pinned to the floor. And then the other lady wrapped his neck in a tight embrace (not the nice kind) and they went crashing backwards. Bottles clinked on the bar and a few glasses slipped to the floor.

Though her white knight companion was slight, he was fast – she'd definitely give him that.

And she totally didn't see the big woman's fist swinging at her for a second time. “Oof,” the force of the blow made her head turn and her neck pop. Starlin Rand Starlin Rand tried in vain to save her again, but ended up flat on his back. Ruby staggered to the side, but grabbed a glass off the bar in the process. As the lady came at her, she tossed what turned out to be water in the woman's face, which drew out a yell.

“Heh,” Ruby was about to smirk, but that expression was wiped clean as the bulk of the other woman's form came crashing into her. Down she went, back hitting the floor and the she-hulk on top of her. What had started with fists was now devolving into an epic slap battle between the two, and Ruby gritted her teeth as she tried without success to get the crazed woman off of her.

And in the background, there was music.

Dagon Kaze Dagon Kaze | Daiya Daiya
 
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It didn't take long for the fight to expand beyond the two women assaulting Starlin Rand Starlin Rand and Ruby Jaxx Ruby Jaxx alone, pretty soon the teen was hearing some commotion behind her as well. She had to step to the side as a pair of entangled brawlers crashed to the floor where her feet had been, and only the instinctive scream from a sudden sensation made Daiya recoil back enough to avoid an elbow to her face from another direction.

Wide-eyed and alert now, Daiya pulled herself back from the warzone, retreating towards the safety of the bar counter. Not that it was actually much safer there, but at least it gave her only three directions to watch out for danger. She wasn't enjoying this so much anymore, particularly when the attractive fighter in front of her landed himself on the floor instead of his latest assault on the she-hulk he had been aiming for.

Getting low, Daiya crawled her way over to him, checking Starlin. He looked much younger now that he was out cold, and the teen thought they might actually be close in age. He was a little pale to be good looking, but she had to admire the fight he had put up until now. Even if it was a lady who put him down after all. "You're more of a charmer than a brawler, my guy," she told him, and emptied her drink on his face to shock his senses back awake. "There's more trouble, you should stay down. Let us girls handle it."

Daiya wasn't sure if she could really carry through on that bravado, but she was wired for it enough by now.

Glancing up at the stage, Jerec Asyr Jerec Asyr was giving a rendition of some sort of folksy song. Not really the greatest fight music in the galaxy, if she was being honest. She couldn't deny that the lyrics were a little catchy, and prescriptive, even if Daiya didn't have a saber. She did have an empty glass in her hand, and she did have a likely target nearby.

The she-hulk had landed on Ruby now, both on the floor, engaging in some kind of silly slap fest. Daiya rolled her eyes, jumping over a still-prone Starlin and smashed the glass down on the big woman's head.

It didn't do much.

Daiya groaned aloud, wrapping her arms around the woman's neck as she tried to pry her from Ruby. "Get off her, you beast!"

Tugging a little too hard once, as the woman shifted her weight over Ruby, caused the teen to land against the she-hulk's back. Daiya was out of balanced until she climbed on properly, using her new leverage to throw her own weight around the woman's neck, wrapping her arms around in an awkward chokehold.
 
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The white knight rushed ahead of Dagon to get big momma 2.0: electric boogaloo off his friend. It all seemed very predictable; he would take her by surprise and the brawl would finally cease allowing the Jedi to focus on what actually mattered - like arresting Jerec Asyr Jerec Asyr for his continuous crimes against everyone's eyes and ears.

Of course, things just refused to go the easy way. Just like any other bar brawl.

Big momma 2.0 clocked the white knight so hard it reverberated across Dagon's chin and made him hesitate for a moment. That's some guns on her.

A teenage girl snuck through the commotion and emptied a drink on the starry eyed cowboy on the floor. She told him something and Dagon expected her to do anything but take on Rancor-Woman pinning the woman on the floor.

Of course, his expectations were not met. Santa's elf went straight for Cerberus; Dagon's face said it all, again.

The Jedi just stood there for a moment, watching blankly the tussle between space David and Goliath. His ears burned as he felt a sultry zeltron's eyes on his back, he looked around but couldn't find the source. Only a lingering pink thought through the air - gdocs. Whatever that means, Yula Perl Yula Perl .

He shook off the feeling, stepped over the white knight hero no one deserved and moved in on the biblical fight. Truly a sight to behold. Amusing as it was, Dagon reached for the behemoth's leg, or pillar, and pulled hard dragging her off the pinned security guard giving her some breathing room. All is well. The Jedi stepped in to offer the security guard a hand up, "You alri--"

The words trailed off when a truck knocked him away into the bar, crashing over it and into the racks carrying liquor.

The Return of Big Momma.

Her blazing eyes of anger turned back on Ruby, Daiya and Starlin; and she went at them relentlessly.

Starlin Rand Starlin Rand Daiya Daiya Ruby Jaxx Ruby Jaxx
 
It seemed bribery was not a traditional victory condition, much to the Shadow's delight. He much preferred contests of skill to those of wealth, even if he remained somewhat unsure exactly what skill was being tested here. One's mastery of the butt-wiggle, if the Ithorian was anything to go by.

His second time in the spotlight coming at the end of a strangely catchy musical display, Kal nodded cheerfully towards his competitor even as he felt a twinge of sadness over Quekko, the fine chicken-shaped gentlebeing whose life had so tragically been cut short by the Jedi. Though he had never had the pleasure of meeting that gentle, loving soul, that paragon of Apokkan virtue, he could mourn the Galaxy's loss.

Leaving such woes behind for the pleasure of showmanship, he drifted onto the stage once more to a mixed response, what looked like a fistfight between a sorry band of luckless sods and the hulk-like form of rage made manifest stealing much of his thunder. Improvisation, then.

Leaping from the stage, the spirit shot over the crowd in a display of acrobatics that would have been extremely impressive if he had been a physical being encumbered by gravity and air friction, ending the swift journey by briefly possessing the enranged female, who proceeded to do a pirouette, shoot illusory sparkles from her hands, then clutch her head as he promptly departed. Would it do anything whatsoever to calm her down? Unlikely.

Returning to the stage Kal bowed grandly, produced a triumphant "Tada!" with some effort, and promptly vanished. That was a talent, right?​

 

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