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Montana: The Natural

Celty Ikon

Hammer-loving Scarf Pirate
[member="Montana"]

You undergo photosynthesis. That makes you a plant, tree-boy.


And don't talk about my flying. I've had this bike longer than you've had your lightsaber. :p

This is fun.
 

Celty Ikon

Hammer-loving Scarf Pirate
[member="Montana"]

Grandpa, huh?

I don't feel insulted by that. My grandpa is a badass admiral who's gotten more women than grains of sand on Tatooine. So, uh... bite me.

And my bike will last way longer than your little glowstick. At least it's quiet.

Seriously, though, these two should either be best friends or beat the living hell out of each other on a regular basis.
 

Celty Ikon

Hammer-loving Scarf Pirate
[member="Montana"]

Wow, your vocabulary astounds me. Seriously, dude. Go bat your eyes at a Wookiee. They climb trees.

This will be hilarious. And sad. In so many ways. I'll PM you from [member='Malachite the Shoki']
 
*rolls eyes and swats the back of Celty's head* Seriously, get a room you two. Any more of this PDA and I'll be sick... :p
[member="Celty Ikon"]
[member="Montana"]
 
*brings down heel on your foot, grinding it into your big toe* And... WHAT???
[member="Celty Ikon"]

*Turns to Montana* You're mistaken, sir. I wouldn't date this Kriff-for-brains if my life depended on it.
[member="Montana"]
 

Celty Ikon

Hammer-loving Scarf Pirate
[member="Montana"]

She's both. Both apparently turns out good.


[member="Rima Filenko"]

You sort of pinned me to the couch and might've accidentally kissed me...
 
One of many.... *shoots Celty a piercing glare* But not because we're dating. We grew up together. He was my INSANE and INDECENT next door neighbor.
[member="Celty Ikon"]
[member="Montana"]
 

Celty Ikon

Hammer-loving Scarf Pirate
[member="Rima Filenko"]

And you were the girl who broke my nose and then left the planet. I'd call that even.


[member="Montana"]

Quit laughing, tree-boy. You can't even hold your booze down.
 

Celty Ikon

Hammer-loving Scarf Pirate
[member="Montana"]

*nerf herder facade momentarily slips* That actually sounds cool. Wish I could react to sugar like tha- *back on* Why don't you go find yourself some training wheels for your swoop, blondie? Gonna need 'em.
 
*sighs, pulling out Moon & Star to examine them* Hey Hammerhead? How far do you think you could run before Moon or Star could land their babies in you?
[member="Celty Ikon"]
[member="Montana"]
 

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