Kitt Solo
Alen Na'Varro's Ex
'Never trust a Hutt with perfect teeth.'
Kitt wasn't entirely sure where she'd first heard that nugget of wisdom. Her dad? A drunken spacer? Maybe it had been printed on the back of a ration wrapper. Either way, the saying felt relevant. Mostly because the Hutt currently trying to sell her a "genuine Jedi relic" had the whitest, straightest teeth she'd ever seen.
"Bummbowsa," she drawled, one gloved finger poking the rusty hydrospanner resting atop a velvet pillow. "This is a hydrospanner."
The Hutt smiled wider.
"It was owned by a Jedi."
"Uh huh."
"It has sentimental value."
One hip cocked to the side as she gave the Hutt a look. "It has rust."
"Authentic rust."
"Gorram." She pinched the bridge of her nose. "You almost had me." Almost. Not really.
The bustling market around them swallowed the conversation whole. Hawkers barked over one another. A trio of Rodians argued over whose turn it was to cheat at sabacc. Somewhere nearby, something with far too many legs screamed like it had just discovered taxes. Kitt loved markets. Everyone came looking for something: credits, information, adventure, sex, lunch.
She stepped away from the Hutt's stall before she accidentally bought something stupid. Again. Last time it'd been an "ancient Sith compass." Turned out it only pointed toward the nearest cantina. Useful, admittedly.
A warm breeze carried the smell of fried nuna and engine coolant across the promenade. Her stomach immediately sided with the nuna.
"Traitor," she muttered to it.
The bounty puck in her jacket chirped. Myrtle ellipses narrowed beneath the brim of her beat-up flight cap. Pulling the puck free, she frowned at the flickering display.
PRIORITY CONTRACT AVAILABLE.
That wasn't strange. The reward amount was."Well butter my biscuits." Someone had either done something spectacularly illegal or spectacularly embarrassing. Either way, there were enough zeroes on the display to make even honest people consider a brief career change. "Knew I should've skipped breakfast."
She thumbed the file open. The image never fully rendered. Instead, the puck hissed, sparked, and projected a burst of static that danced through the air like blue lightning before dying altogether. Gorram it.
Around her, conversations faltered. The market seemed to inhale all at once. Her senses prickled. Myrtle ellipses scanned the market. Someone had come for the bounty.
Or, someone had come because of it.
"Please don't be a Sith. Actually, scratch that. Please don't be paperwork." She slipped the dead puck back into her jacket, absently resting one hand near the blaster hanging low on her hip while the other reached into a paper sack she'd bought three stalls ago.
Crunch.
The candied meiloorun chips were excellent. If she was about to have the worst day of her week she figured she might as well enjoy the snacks first.
Kitt wasn't entirely sure where she'd first heard that nugget of wisdom. Her dad? A drunken spacer? Maybe it had been printed on the back of a ration wrapper. Either way, the saying felt relevant. Mostly because the Hutt currently trying to sell her a "genuine Jedi relic" had the whitest, straightest teeth she'd ever seen.
"Bummbowsa," she drawled, one gloved finger poking the rusty hydrospanner resting atop a velvet pillow. "This is a hydrospanner."
The Hutt smiled wider.
"It was owned by a Jedi."
"Uh huh."
"It has sentimental value."
One hip cocked to the side as she gave the Hutt a look. "It has rust."
"Authentic rust."
"Gorram." She pinched the bridge of her nose. "You almost had me." Almost. Not really.
The bustling market around them swallowed the conversation whole. Hawkers barked over one another. A trio of Rodians argued over whose turn it was to cheat at sabacc. Somewhere nearby, something with far too many legs screamed like it had just discovered taxes. Kitt loved markets. Everyone came looking for something: credits, information, adventure, sex, lunch.
She stepped away from the Hutt's stall before she accidentally bought something stupid. Again. Last time it'd been an "ancient Sith compass." Turned out it only pointed toward the nearest cantina. Useful, admittedly.
A warm breeze carried the smell of fried nuna and engine coolant across the promenade. Her stomach immediately sided with the nuna.
"Traitor," she muttered to it.
The bounty puck in her jacket chirped. Myrtle ellipses narrowed beneath the brim of her beat-up flight cap. Pulling the puck free, she frowned at the flickering display.
PRIORITY CONTRACT AVAILABLE.
That wasn't strange. The reward amount was."Well butter my biscuits." Someone had either done something spectacularly illegal or spectacularly embarrassing. Either way, there were enough zeroes on the display to make even honest people consider a brief career change. "Knew I should've skipped breakfast."
She thumbed the file open. The image never fully rendered. Instead, the puck hissed, sparked, and projected a burst of static that danced through the air like blue lightning before dying altogether. Gorram it.
Around her, conversations faltered. The market seemed to inhale all at once. Her senses prickled. Myrtle ellipses scanned the market. Someone had come for the bounty.
Or, someone had come because of it.
"Please don't be a Sith. Actually, scratch that. Please don't be paperwork." She slipped the dead puck back into her jacket, absently resting one hand near the blaster hanging low on her hip while the other reached into a paper sack she'd bought three stalls ago.
Crunch.
The candied meiloorun chips were excellent. If she was about to have the worst day of her week she figured she might as well enjoy the snacks first.