Looking for Transportation off this Nation

[Kobeon]

Hello, esteemed reader, I am looking for someone in possession of a starship to land on my desolate home planet, meet me, and transport me off said planet. I don't mind if the meet 'n' greet is amicable or downright hostile, as long as the end result is this;

My Ass
^
Planet

Help me, only-one-canelpme, you're my only hope!

(Yes, that was a lame reference to A New Hope.)

Edit: Made the thread. Here it is.

 

[Jacob Irving]

I'd be down to thread with you and get your butt off that planet.
[member="Kobeon"]

 

[Kobeon]

[member="Jacob Irving"]

Good lad, I'll rustle up a thing that we post in to generate some sort of story.

I'll make it public, so there's a chance for glorious shenanigans.

 

[Zaiden Dean]

Did someone say shenanigans?

 

[Kobeon]

[member="Jacob Irving"] [member="Axel"]

Well, my ass is now up for grabs. Be gentle or be firm or be violent. Or be all three. Doesn't matter, as long as you nab this ass and whisk it away from backwatersville.

 

[Negative Prime]

Well we are both joining the same faction. and my other OC can hook you up. [member="Kobeon"]

 

[Kobeon]

[member="Kuss Tarr'd"]

Sounds delicious, hop into the thread whenever and I'll make a point of gravitating towards you. Makes sense if we're joining the same faction.

No promises, though.

 

[Negative Prime]

s'okay om on a few to many threads.

 

[Zaiden Dean]

[member="Kobeon"]

Sorry man, you seemed like a good writer, but I'm not going to be in a thread full of 25 word posts, at a dozen an hour. Its just... I don't know.

I'll look forward to our next chance at roleplay but I'm tucking out of this one.

 

[Kobeon]

[member="Axel"]

Yeah, I share your sentiments. I can't tuck out of my own introduction thread, though, can I?

Anyways, don't worry about it. I'm sure our paths will cross again in the future.

 

[Jamie Pyne]

My Ass
^
Planet

This made me snort-laugh! I like you and your writing. Let's do a thread sometime.

I can't tuck out of my own introduction thread, though, can I?

You can do whatever you like. It's your character.

 

[Kobeon]

[member="Jamie Pyne"]

It would be a pleasure and a privilege to thread with such a bonny lass as yourself. If you have anything in mind, hand me a private message under the dark and dingy table that is this roleplaying board.