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LeviaCan. Soul Food. SE™
Image Source HERE. Label is similar to picture, but Star Wars-ified, etc..
Intent: To commemorate a special occasion.
Development Thread: 100kg of glitterstim obtained, Leviathan acquisition, Terentatek acquisition, Lotek'k acquisition, Terentatek acquisition, Leviathan acquisition – These are prior submission development threads. This is merely the same product, exactly, as is mass produced by AEI... It is just in a special tin, so shouldn't need new dev really.
Manufacturer: Akure Executive Leatherworks
Model: N/A
Affiliation: Open market
Modularity: Goes well with hot sauce.
Production: Mass-produced (for a short period of time, production to be halted by Easter)
Material: Tinned meat (Akure leviathan, stock leviathan, lotek'k, jakobeast, and terentatek), glitterstim (trace amounts)
Description:
What does one do when one's immense sample freezers are full of skinned terentateks and leviathans? One subcontracts a meat tinning facility and creates the food of the millennium. Often described as reminiscent of fine nuna flesh, LeviaCan brand tinned meat is harvested from the greatest Force-sensitive creatures in the universe. Not only is LeviaCan delicious, but it nourishes in unprecedented ways. AEL's scientists have long known that the meat of these powerful, unique creatures can give anyone a glimpse into their world.As part of a balanced diet, LeviaCan tinned meats are designed to give you a taste of the Force itself.
This particular brand of LeviaCan is a limited-run edition of their mass-produced line. It is the exact same product as before, created the same, but contains specially and wonderfully art-crafted and photo-shopped tin labels. They include motifs such as a scantily (but still tastefully) clad [member="Geneviève Lasedri"] on the front of the tin, along with the logos of the ATC, CEC, Incom, Tenloss, and AEI, with a tag line of '100% of proceeds of the product go to benefit the displaced workers of these corporations listed affected the maniacal actions of the Galactic Republic'. As well, each can has on the reverse a picture of the CEO or 'figure head' of each company, with a tag line as listed below.
For the ATC: A picture of [member="Danger Arceneau"] in a Jessica Rabbit-esque red-dress, with the text “So hot, even Mama Danger is envious!”. Each of these cans also has a small bottle of Mandalorian Hot Sauce shrink-wrapped to the tin.
For CEC: A picture of a broody looking [member="Ayden Cater"], with the text “Goat-tested, Ayden Cater approved” as well as the worrisome fine print on the bottom of the tin 'Contains no traces of rabid space goat meat, honest!'
For INCOM: A picture of a smiling [member="Kelly Perris"], with the text “Even our fastest craft can't keep up with the taste!”
For Tenloss: A picture of [member="Popo"] 's face, and the text “LeviaCan brand product is how I gained two hundred kilos! IT made me the Hutt I am today!”
OOC note: The steady consumption of the flesh of Force-sensitives, including powerfully Force-sensitive creatures, can prolong life and/or grant a limited Force connection. Two canon examples are found here and here. A steady diet of LeviaCan will not cause non-Force-sensitive characters to start manifesting Force powers, though mildly increased strength, speed, and awareness might result. This mild Force connection will depart if consumption ends. Furthermore, it will have no noticeable effect on the level of Force-sensitivity of someone who is already truly Force-sensitive. LeviaCan is processed and packed in perfect darkness, by droids and species who see in other spectra, and trace amounts of glitterstim have been included many batches -- not enough for euphoria, not enough to make even seasoned glitbiters recognize what's happening, but just enough to give the tiniest, most momentary hint of what might be telepathy, and just enough to make LeviaCan that much more appealing. To ensure mass production levels of volume, the mixture is 40% Jakobeast, a Force-sensitive herbivorous herd animal common to hundreds of worlds.
Each can is guaranteed to contain no more than
