Miss Blonde
Trying to be straight in a crooked Galaxy
Hothsted Flakes
OOC Information
Image Source: Intent: to create a name brand of cereal for Spaarti Creations
Development Thread: NA
Product Information
Manufacturer: Spaarti Creations
Model: NA
Affiliation: Open Market
Modularity: You can put strawberries in it.
Production: Mass
Material: Corn, Sugar, more sugar.
Product Description
Description: Spaarti Creations currently sits on Oberon's capital city of Summer's love. A mega farm world that produces crops year round. With all that lush farm land it only made sense for Spaarti Creations to get into the food game, so with that in mind Spaarti has a few questions for you.
Do you have a hard time figuring out what to eat in the morning? Will your kids not shut up while you're at the store about a lack of sugary cereals? Well now you decide what you want and how to shut those tiny people up with Hothsted Flakes, the cereal for champions. One spoonful of this glorious sugary goodness and it'll make you wanna slap yo mama!
Taking corn and processing it into flakes and deep fried in oil, Hothsted Flakes are sugar coated and blasted with enough of the stuff to make you want to vomit. Best served with ice cold milk the Hothsted Flakes will have you bouncing of the walls with their satisfying crunch, or you can wait until they are soggy and then eat them if you are one of those weirdos.
Our friendly mascot Vito the Wampa will always be there to serve as a friendly sight to see when you're in the cereal isle. Remember They'rrrrrrrrreee Frozen!!
Disclaimer: Product is not really frozen.
Primary Source: NA
