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[Miss Blonde]

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A light flickered on a holo screen and a little red light flashed on the bottom of a screen. There was darkness at first but then a rustling noise could be heard from all around and soon a camera was being lifted up and more sounds came in clearly as a blinding light hit the lens of the camera. The sound of water crashing against sand was heard and the noisy cawing of gulls flying above head. There was a bit more rustling and soon everything started to wash into a blurry haze. As the lens focused there was a bit of giggling that pierced the calm serenity of the ocean.

As everything began to push into focus there was a pair of short but slender female legs atop a beach towel with the bottom half of a pink bikini. Focusing in the surroundings began to clear. Crystal blue water and pristine white beaches littered the ground and the sun in the sky indicated it was morning. The camera moved slightly to zoom out of a rock feature that was out on the water. Panning a bit to the right it caught a form that was down by the water a few feet away.

He was a hairy man, not wookie hairy but a man that looked to be of Scandinavian decent. A gank in other terms, a species of mercenaries and muscle for hire. But this one was different, this one was loved more than any other gank in the galaxy. He had a pretty standard pair of swim trunks on and was by the water of the beach. The woman laughed a slow sweet sound of rolling chuckles that only a mother could give to something she loved very much. She finished the laugh with a mmmm sound and spoke as the legs on the camera shifted and her right knee lifted up dragging the towel with it.

"What are you doing Jarven?" She asked in that same sweet motherly voice as the sound of a wave crashed down on the shore.

[member="Jarven Zexxel"]

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

The man looked back at her and the camera. "Making a new friend!" he said as the wave dissipated to reveal a strange creature. The man got down on his knees to heartily rub the creature's back.

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He then stood up and ran towards the camera. He ducked out of view and then the camera shook violently as Jarven picked Patricia up under her knees and her back. The camera settled in Patricia's lap, looking up at her and Jarven's face. The background began to spin but the two stayed centered. Their laughter filled the air and Jarven gently sat down with her in his lap. They stared into each other's eyes and then kissed. They held that kiss for 10 seconds before Jarven peered down at the camera. He softly broke the kiss and said, "Woah! Is that a camera?" Looking at the camera, Jarven used his left hand to pull his left cheek to the side (his right hand supporting Patricia's back), he stuck his tongue out, and widened his eyes.

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Jarven Zexxel"]
The camera remained in place and wobbled a bit but Patricia kept it in place as they kissed and Jarven made his silly face. The camera captured her face and she was staring at Jarven with nothing but love in her eyes, she had the expression of a teenaged girl discovering her first love and feeling that it would last forever. She then looked down to Jarven and made her own face by puckering her lips out and using her index finger to lower her bottom eyelid to show the bottom half of her blue right eye.

She then turned her head back to Jarven and giggled again rubbing her nose into his beard and cheeks.

"I thought it would be nice to record this, there's just been so much fighting lately I wanted us to have the good times caught on camera." Her smile light up the camera and she kept her face in his beard.

"You deserve a vacation baby." She turned the camera around so they were both off screen and the camera faced the beauty of the ocean.

A few kissing noises echoed into the camera's microphone and soon Patricia turned the camera around to the sight of her head laying on his large chest as he held her in his lap.

"And trust me I've got a full day planned for both of us." She said softly as she was settling in his lap.

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

The camera blacked out and then reappeared onto a new scene.

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The camera was up as high as Jarven, but when the view panned to the right, you could see his head in the side of the shot. He was watching the parade. He seemed to notice something and he turned his head. He smiled broadly and laughed a little. "That camera again. Can you see the parade just fine, dear?" Jarven was holding Patricia up above his left hip, her legs around his side. She was about the same height as most of the people here, so he wanted to give her a view as good as his own. A disgruntled native behind the two said something in his native tongue in a small, but perturbed voice. If it were translated, his words would have meant: "You make a better door than a window, tourists"

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Jarven Zexxel"]
Patricia giggled off camera and the light of the camera was nothing against the bright bulbs and lights of the parade floats in the darkness. They light up the air in hues and sprays of rainbows and lights. And Patricia was recording it all with the camera.

The camera panned up to get Jarven's face as he supported Patricia's view. Another laugh came out of her mouth and her face appeared in the shot to kiss his cheek.

"I can't help it, you're just so photogenic and cute!" She giggled again and the camera shifted back to the parade with a few rustling sounds of movement. A few floats went by and a company of stormtroopers dressed in shiny rainbow armor that contoured with the lights flashing off them. They weren't of course real storm troopers but today was a day of celebration on antecedent for those who had returned from the rapture.

"I can see great de-" Patricia's voice was cut off by some jerk behind them and the camera flashed over to a man in his mid thirties and slightly balding.

"Oh hell no you did not just talk to my man like that!" A small hand began to lash out at the man and the camera shook as Jarven was restraining the little angry blonde from slapping the little guy around.

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

"Honey! Honey!!" A look of surprise was on Jarven's face when he saw how quickly she snapped. I mean, yeah, the guy had been angry, but this was a time of celebration. He started to walk away with the flailing storm that was his girlfriend. He shifted her until he was holding her in front of his chest, her legs around his back. He smiled at her. "Hey! *Ha ha* Hey...I'm sure there's other guys who could better use your attention...and by other guys, I mean m---mmm..." His sentence was cut short by Patricia's kiss on his lips. The surrounding crowd gave out an embarrassing coo and then a small cheer for the couple.

 

[Miss Blonde]

The sounds of a baby shot through the darkness and rustling sounds soon turned into smacking of tiny hands against plastic. The black lens cap on a camera began to shift and soon a camera was knocked off of a couch and shambled to the floor taking the lens cap with off with it. The camera was recording and from the floor it caught the stomping little feet of a small girl in front of a plush red couch. And soon voices began to flood the microphone.

"No Mom!! I don't want to!!" The voice of a little girl yelled and soon another came into the shot.

A pair of feet in red heels chased the little girl's bare feet until it stood directly in front of her. The baby made a few more noises off camera and made a sound like it was blowing bubbles with it's mouth.

"Erika Sin! You do not talk to me that way! I am your mother! I know you miss dad I do t-" the woman's voice was cut off by the little girl yelling.

"You miss him!? How could you miss him!?" The little girl yelled with scorn and her feet began stomp away, but before it could go off shot the other woman stopped her somehow.

"I loved your father Erika! He meant the galaxy to me!" Patricia's voice said loudly and soon the baby's noises began to shift to more distressed ones over the fighting.

"What do you know about love!? You abandoned us on Tatooine! I didn't know you for the first half of my life! How could you possibly love him or me!? And now you're with him!" The little girl's voice snarled and her right foot stomped down.

"I was a child Erika! I'm sorry! But your father is dead!! Romeo is dead! I'm what you have now and he does his best for us! So don't you dare bring Jarven into this!!" Patricia yelled at her daughter and soon the little girl shifted forward and pushed her mother as Patricia staggered back an inch or two with her feet.

A loud smack was heard afterwards and soon the baby began to cry loudly. Erika shifted back and there was only the sound of the baby crying off screen was heard.

Erika's feet shifted and soon she began to run up the stairs towards her room.

"BABY IM SORRY!! I didn't mean to hit you!!" Patricia yelled at her daughter but soon a door slammed and her daughter was upstairs crying.

Patricia's feet stood coldly and she sat down on the couch and huddled into a ball. Half her face could be seen and she was crying heavy amounts of tears. Muttering words to herself as she did.

[member="Jarven Zexxel"]

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

Well, that wasn't the introduction I had in mind. Jarven waited awkwardly inside the house in front of the front door. He hadn't known his place in this situation, so he had kept out of it, listening to the argument. Everything had devolved from there and now he knew he was needed. He walked inside and found his love on the ground. He would have gone to her if it weren't for the baby. He went over to it's cradle and looked inside. This must be Kincaid.

He tried to pick up and comfort Kincaid, but this didn't sooth the child. If anything, it made the child even more distressed. He took the squirming bundle over to Patricia and knelt down. He hugged and squeezed her side with one hand. "Kincaid needs his mother." He kissed her on the head. "Let me go talk to her." He passed the baby off to her, soothingly rubbed her back, stood up, and walked up the stairs. When he got to the top, he guessed that the child-decorated door was Erika's. He sat down near the door and leaned his head against the wall.

"...Erika? My name is Jarven..." He heard her door-muffled voice yell out,

"Go away!" ...Choose your words carefully, Jarven...

"I came a long way to meet you...I know that this isn't the best of ways for us to meet. We've all lost people and the entire galaxy's gone down the drain...Your mother and I have been working hard to try and put back all of the pieces. That's why she's here. She loves you and she wants to have a relationship with you. I love your mom, Erika, and I want to get to know you, Kincaid, and her...Please give her a second chance...Please give me a chance...."

 

[Miss Blonde]

The camera stayed where it was and Patricia slumped down on the floor so her entire body was shown. Her eyes were puffy and red and in her arms was her son Kincaid. The baby began to calm down as she shushed him and gently put her face up to his. She murmured a few words that the mic didn't pick up. With red tear stained eyes she smiled at her baby and soon he began to smile at her back the way infants did with that toothless giggle. Patricia let out a few little soft laughs and began to feed her child.

Above the microphone was capturing the conversation between Jarven and Erika and even though they couldn't be seen in the shot words were just a palpable.

"I just want my daddy back." Erika's disembodied voice said and began to cry softly.

Soon the sound off door unlocking flicked and afterwards the whomping sound of a small child slamming into an adult, hugging them and crying came over the microphone out of the shot. Erika sounded pained in her voice.

"I'm sorry. I just miss him." Her voice said and soon a low battery sign began to flash on the camera's top right corner.

[member="Jarven Zexxel"]

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

Jarven held the child in his arms, rubbing her back and patting her head. "I know you do, baby...I know you do...." He held her for as long as she needed him. When he felt her start to stir in his arms, he gently pulled her back a bit and said, "Erika? I know Mommy hurt you, but that's because she was hurt and angry. She loves you so much and she wants you to forgive her. Will you please go downstairs with me so we can be a family?" If Erika said yes, then he would pick her up and walk downstairs with her, sit down next to Patricia with a smile, (who had just finished feeding Kincaid) and the battery died.

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

 

[Miss Blonde]

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The sounds of beautiful music filled the air and the little red light of the camera began to flash again to show it was recording once more. The black screen flickered and soon a voice cam on over the music.

"Ooh Jarv this is my song!" Patricia's voice sounded very happy and soon another voice came in and it was the nonsensical blurbs and giggles of a baby boy.

The lens cap of the camera came off and soon the screen washed over with light from almost every direction. It was dark outside but as things started to focus the camera lowered and it was to the face of a baby Kincaid supported in one arm of his mother. The camera panned right past a stage of musicians and landed on two people. [member="Jarven Zexxel"] and Erika. Erika had a smile on her face and she was atop the large Gank's shoulder to see over a small crowd that was in attendance of an orchestra playing on stage. Things had gone well last they left off.

Patricia aimed the camera at Erika's face and the girl looked over to smile and try to hide herself from the camera's gaze.

"Mom!" She happily protested and giggled putting a hand in front of the camera.

Patricia giggled off shot and pointed the shot towards the stage where the orchestra was continuing to play. The sound of Patricia rubbing up against Jarven was heard and soon there was a tired yawn and giggle from Kincaid. The camera stayed on the musicians for a minute or two as the drummer started up and the entire orchestra was playing together in one beautiful sound that came together perfectly. Patricia moved the shot back to Jarven and the music could still be heard loud and clear.

"I love you Jarven." She said off screen with compassion and love deep enough to warm a morticians heart. The camera was aimed on his face and soon hers came into the shot as she leaned up on her toes to kiss him tenderly on the lips. To which Erika replied with

"Eeeww." She said giggling afterward off screen as the two kissed, the orchestra playing in the background

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

The kiss ended and Jarven laughed at Erika's response. His manner then turned serious, profound, and loving. He stepped forward and put his forehead up to Patricia's. He looked deeply into her eyes and said, "Patricia? I. Love. Y---" A small, confused hush had gone over the majority of the audience. Walking up onto the stage, hauling a tall, large, cylindrical barrel, was a young man with dirty black hair and dark clothing. The man womped the barrel down and pulled out something that he now held in his hand, his thumb poised up in the air. Time slowed.

Jarven didn't have time to say anything intelligible, only react. He turned around, took Erika off of his shoulders, held her in front of him with one arm while putting his other arm around Patricia and the baby. His frame concealed them from the blast that ensued. "AAGGGHHH!" Jarven could feel dull shrapnel pelt him and embed in his back. They were a fair ways away from the stage, but the barrel had let off a big enough blast. Thankfully, Patricia and the kids were fine. Flames had caught onto the stage's banners and many people were screaming out and yelling in pain. He could see people moving around on the stage and pieces of the stage's structure started to crumble.

"Erika! Go with Mom!" He let down Erika and looked at Patricia. "Run! Get to safety!" She grabbed his arm. She was crying. She begged him not to go. He looked her in the eyes, and in that moment. He didn't want to. He wanted take them all and go. But then he saw Erika and baby Kincaid. How would they remember him? As the man who turned his back on those who needed help? No, he would never be remembered like that. "Go!"

Jarven turned and sprinted for the deteriorating stage...and it collapsed. He skidded to a stop and felt a wave of heat rush towards him, forcing him back and away. He turned and watched the backs of Patricia and the kids retreat. He saw her look back and see him. She looked slightly relieved to see him okay, but then a look of horror crossed her face and she seemed to scream something along the lines of "Jarven!" He looked up and stumbled back. A wall of debris collapsed between he and the rest of the room. He was now stuck between two walls of flaming debris. The flames danced and the shadows resembled that of a dark, tall, bulky figure.

His mind and the smoke must have been playing tricks on him. There's no such thing as a happy ending, Jarven. Only good people dying for no good reason. "Noooo!!" Jarven ran down the narrow expanse of unscorched ground, the flames chasing him because of his drift. He escaped the walls of debris, tucked his shoulder down, and jumped through the glass. He saw someone outside on their knees, panting for breath. The person looked up in a startled fashion. Jarven, knowing how fire worked confined behind glass, picked the guy up to his feet, urged him on, and said, "Run!" They got clear before the glass exploded outward. Fire leapt into the sky. Turning from the guy, who was thanking him profusely, he turned and ran towards the front of the building.

He had to find Patricia and tell her he was alright. There were too many people milling about. He had to find her. He jumped onto a bench and bellowed, "PATRICIA!! PAAATRIIIIICIAAAAA!!!!"

 

[Miss Blonde]

The explosion went off and the camera's lens shook with static and sparks, Jarven had put himself in the way of them and he showed to the camera, a look of focus and deadly precision on his face. It was the movements of a predator, lion defending it's pride. He quickly instructed Patricia and the kids and even though Patricia was technically his boss, Jarven being wetwork operator for the ravens and Patricia being the executive assistant, she listened and followed his orders after protesting a bit for him to come with her.

The camera lens flicked around and soon with a crying baby in one arm and the hand of a nine year old in hers the camera jostled as they ran. Patricia soon cleared the area and turning around the babies cries filled the mic and she began to zoom in to find Jarven. He was calling her name loudly, she let out a few choking sobs and when this was over she was going to kill him. Another loud bang went off and soon the camera went black, leaving nothing.

A slapping sound was heard and soon the camera started up again, the camera opened up and there was a hand in the shot. The hand moved and soon there was a yawn in the background from two child like mouths. With the path cleared the camera opened up to Patricia and Jarven under the stars in a grass field. The woman had Jarven's shirt in her hands and was ripping it to create makeshift bandages. Jarven had been cut in a few areas, nothing serious but if the bleeding wasn't stopped it would turn into something bad.

"What were you thinking Jarven? We could of lost you. I could of lost you!" Patricia lowered her voice after almost yelling at the man, tears running down her face. She began to tie the strips around his wounds and clean the blood from him as a few tears ran down her face.

[member="Jarven Zexxel"]

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

Jarven couldn't say much. Not only did he have a hard time thinking through the pain, but he was also beating himself up over what had happened. Sure, he had helped that one guy clear of the blast, but he hadn't truly saved anyone's life. He had risked his life and it was for naught. If he did that again, he would likely waste his life, though not nearly as bad as that [member="Romeo Sin"] fool. He turned over once she was done, but his back still hurt. With a painful grunt, he sat up.

He hung his head and reached out for her hand. Once he grabbed it, he said, "I won't do it again...I won't do it again...I'm so sorry...."

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Jarven Zexxel"]

Patricia put her head against his and hot tears still ran down her face, she sniffled a few times and remained silent for a few moments. Her eyes starred at him and there was hurt in them, hurt that Jarven would end up like Romeo. This was in fact the longest relationship she had ever been in and what was even more astonishing was the fact that she hadn't had sex with anyone in months. Jarven had an iron will and while there were a few times where she came close, he was a tough cookie.

"It's okay, you were just doing what was right." She kept close to him and all the pieces seemed to be coming together for her.

"Jarven, there's something I need to tell you. And I was planning on doing it after I was absolutely sure. But after seeing you out there I know now." She kissed him lightly on the lips and kept close to him wrapping her arms around his broad long shoulders.

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

Jarven loved the intimacy. He pulled her tight and close to him. He gave her a strong kiss before hugging her form to his body. "What is it, honey?"

 

[Miss Blonde]

Patricia's small form clung to the Jarven's large muscular and quite hairy chest. Her tears had stopped falling and she was focusing on what words to say to him. She knew exactly what to say but it was how, how could she say this and have him not feel strange. After all women didn't do this too often, but she put all that aside and decided to just go for it.

"Jarven, you know I love you. And you know you've been waiting for marriage for sex. And believe me if I don't get some soon I'm going to take you to the ground and have you." She smiled slightly and kissed his forehead softly before saying quietly.

"But that won't be an issue anymore I hope." She smiled at him with love on her face and kept close to him.

"Jarven after seeing you risk your life out there for me and the kids, after fighting by your side. I know that I love you with every fiber of my body." She stared into his eyes as she sat in his lap.

"I'm not proposing or anything, but I'm simply telling you that I'm ready. And when you are ready to ask the question, you will be happy with the answer." Patricia smiled and kissed him lovingly for a few moments before breaking it and smiling again.

[member="Jarven Zexxel"]

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

Jarven was stunned. He was stunned with bliss and wonder. The woman who's heart he had been trying to win over was wanting to spend the rest of her life with him. This was also a woman who had been quite loose during her upbringing, so her desire to be with him forever was that much more astounding and wonderful.

Nervously, he started to say, "Patricia? I've thought about this moment for a long time. Even though I wasn't prepared for this and I don't have a ring, yet..." He lifted her up slightly so that he could get on a bended knee. He then lowered her onto that knee and said, "But, Patricia Susan Garter? Will you make me the happiest man in the galaxy and be my wife?"

 

[Miss Blonde]

[member="Jarven Zexxel"]

Tears formed in Patricia's eyes and she lifted her hands up to cover her mouth, she was trying not to squeak at his proposal but she couldn't help it. A few excited squeaks left her lips and she took a few moments to calm herself down. Romeo had only asked her to marry him after she was pregnant with his kid who was now sleeping over yander with her baby brother. This was the first time anyone had gotten down on one knee and proposed marriage and it made her heart beat loudly. She took one more moment then stood up to look down at him, he was still about stomach high to her.

"Jarven, there is nothing more in this galaxy I'd want more than to be Misses Zexxel." She looked at him with love in her eyes and even though she was known to be fast and easy, Patricia wanted to spend the rest of her life with this man.

"Yes Jarven, I will marry you." A tear ran down her face and she slammed into him with a powerful hug, her breasts unknowingly pressed into his face. She hugged him tight and she wanted this night under the stars to last forever.

"Let's hope you're worth this wait." She giggled and kissed the top of his head where ash and other filth was, but she just didn't care. She was with him.

 

[Jarven Zexxel]

[member="Patricia Susan Garter"]

The scene ended abruptly and, soon, another one started up. The camera was making it's way through a jewelry store. It would turn and pan to look at each row of jewelry. A voice was heard kind of loudly in the camera's microphone, "So much to choose from..." The camera turned and focused on Patricia's face. "...But I know which of these gems is the most beautiful. I want this one!" he said as he put his hand on Patricia's hip and pulled her close to him.

When she bumped into him, he then marauded her with a kiss. After that, he asked, "Which one's YOUR favorite, Patricia? I don't even know what your favorite color is, so I want you to pick out the ring that you want the most."