Grand Shepherd Burtch
Fleet Commander For The Nomadic Peoples Coalition
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OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION
- Intent: If you don’t know already, please bring me your manager
- Image Source: Tenor, space balls
- Canon Link: n/a
- Permissions: (X) (X)
- Primary Source: n/a
- Manufacturer: Veinstein Labs and Innovation, and MandalArms
- Affiliation: well obviously people in high places. You wouldn’t know them
- Market Status: Open market. Still trying to get rid of her. Vacuum not included
- Model: Megamaid Battlecruiser
- Production: A very special snowflake
- Material:
- Iron
- Salt
- Vinegar
- Classification: Inquisitive Battlecruiser
- Length: 2500 meters
- Width: Can’t tell. She’s always sucked in pretty good
- Height: with or without heels?
- Armament: Low. But she’s thinks she’s tougher than she is.
- Defenses: High. She’s very defensive.
- Hangar Space: Very tight (0)
- Hangar Allocations: that’s private
- Maneuverability Rating: Very High. She will perform backflips to prove her point
- Speed Rating: Very low. Doesn’t catch on very quick.
- Hyperdrive: class ten. Makes her think she’s “high class”
- Very basic. Not all that special when you actually look at her.
- her age. But she’s in denial.
- Loud
- Strangely “inconvenient memory problems”
- Criticism
- High maintenance
- Heavy
- See her coming every time
- Foreigners
- Skilled labour
- Food
HMS Karen was developed in the hopes that the Elysium Empire could make a weapon so “difficult to deal with” that their enemies would just give up and meet whatever demands were made. Unfortunately, the design is operated by a very small droid brain. Dramatic melt downs are also a common occurrence, but are often not a serious as they appear. If there are any concerns with this product, please feel free to contact customer service and ask for Ovillia Dobson.
