Unreviewed Hex Stratochord Elite

[Misha Kaskadov]

OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION

• Intent: Make electric guitar
• Image Source: Here, Hex logo here, edited by me
• Canon Link: Guitar
• Permissions: N/A
• Primary Source: N/A

PRODUCTION INFORMATION

• Manufacturer: Hex Incorporated
• Affiliation: Hex Incorporated
• Market Status: Open-Market
• Model: Hex Stratochord Elite
• Modularity: Highly Modular
• Production: Mass-Produced
• Material: Durasteel, Dallorian alloy, plastoid, various other materials

TECHNICAL SPECIFICATIONS

• Classification: Electric Guitar
• Size: Average
• Weight: Heavy

SPECIAL FEATURES

• Integrated amplifier
• Programmable secondary sounds
• Dataport
• Integrated metronome
• Programmable hotkeys
• Integrated tuner
• Dallorian alloy components
• Fuse compartment and short circuit protection
• Removable power cell
• Customizable sounds

STRENGTHS

• Sturdy: The guitar is built with solid components and several systems to protect it from damage.
• Modular: The guitar can be ordered in a variety of sizes and sports numerous settings that not only makes the guitar easier and more convenient to use, but also perfect for usage alone or in a band.

WEAKNESSES

• Expensive: Excellent quality comes at a cost. While mass produced and easy to acquire, the price tag on one is relatively expensive.
• Heavy: Another drawback of solid material and good build quality, the guitar is somewhat heavier than a traditional guitar, making prolonged usage potentially uncomfortable.

DESCRIPTION
It’s a soul machine. It’s a jizz machine. It’s a rock machine.

It’s a business machine.

HEX STRATOCHORD ELITE

For when you mean business.