Open Market Hell of a Bargain (all Jedi-ish insurgencies)

[Jerec Asyr]

I GET: 2,000,000 UC, the favorite lucky number of my Apokkan first mate Quekko, murdered by Jedi, gone but never forgotten.

YOU GET: Exclusive access to planetary and local coordinates and recordings of a central site of a Jedi insurgency, with headcount, facial recognition pings for half of them using the finest Black Sun databases, all taken less than two hours ago, AND my word of honor that the file is not shared with Imperial stakeholder relations units.

Was this you? Might it be?

Please transmit 2,000,000 UC immediately to find out.

For a charitable tax receipt, please remit all funds to Quekko Memorial Scholarship Fund, Nar Shaddaa.


EDIT: SUBSEQUENT DEMANDS

EDIT: See auction

 

[Jerec Asyr]

And yes, Koda Fett , your finder's fee will be commensurate. If we pull this off, we'll eat like kings.

 

[Madalena Antares]

Jerec Asyr How much can I get for his revival?

 

[Jerec Asyr]

Jerec Asyr How much can I get for his revival?

To answer that, please submit your resume and proposed corporeal specifications to Quekko's Choice Ship Emporium.

 

[Madalena Antares]

Jerec Asyr Pfft, too much work

 

[Delila Castillon]

Quekko, murdered by Jedi, gone but never forgotten.

Quekko is dead?!