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Darth Vulcanus

Better than other-other space Kaiden
[member="Hans Vaiden"]

I forgot about this until someone wanted to show me something they had posted on this site, usually I don't even waste my time on this place anymore
 

Darth Vulcanus

Better than other-other space Kaiden
[member="Hans Vaiden"]

While we are here and I have a few characters to go. You do realize that making a Nazi NFU Sith is like the most uninspired character idea ever right? We get it, the Empire is Space Nazi Germany.
 

Darth Vulcanus

Better than other-other space Kaiden
[member="Hans Vaiden"]

Now to think about it, a lot of Sith nowaday have that edgy teen thing going on. What's that about? I guess Episode 7 does reinforce that now though...you know....with mister "I talk to the melted face of my grandpa" and all
 

Darth Vulcanus

Better than other-other space Kaiden
[member="Hans Vaiden"]

Now this guy is basically Kevin Spacey from House of Cards but in space. Uninspired, yes....more awesome than stereotypical Aryan Imperial....oh definitely
 

Darth Vulcanus

Better than other-other space Kaiden
[member="Cyrus Tregessar"]


You probably don't remember me, don't blame ya, I had like one memorable character and now I just spend my days in a dark room preparing to transition from college to my house to my job to college again. Then sit in the darkness with a strange foreign man and do this when I'm bored
 

Darth Vulcanus

Better than other-other space Kaiden
[member="Cyrus Tregessar"]

I'd ask you to respond to my posts but...you know what'd happen then. You'd see mister Morpheus offering you pills again and you don't want to accidentally take the date rape one, do you?
 

Darth Vulcanus

Better than other-other space Kaiden
[member="Cyrus Tregessar"]


It is a danger you know. In fact, word to the wise. If you are still dating, might want to bring some kind of drug tester with you. Drop it in the drink when the other person isn't looking. I mean, who knows who you are dating at first. Could be me and I know I'd do it.
 

Darth Vulcanus

Better than other-other space Kaiden
[member="Cyrus Tregessar"]

I'm sure you are getting really pissed right about now, so I'll try to make it a little better for you. Lets start by talking a little bit about the history of the FUs on this site, told through the wonderful diamond eye of Corey.
 

Darth Vulcanus

Better than other-other space Kaiden
[member="Cyrus Tregessar"]


So when I first came on this site, I'm pretty sure it was a long haired zombie dude, who kinda looked like a meth addict who was Emperor. Mordin I think his name was and that clown dude disciple. Now at first I thought clown face was alright, but then I found out the despicable truth. It wasn't sneaky clown face guy, who was to be herald as a comic genius.

It was just Sarge. And that made me sad. NO ONE LIKES SARGE!
 

Darth Vulcanus

Better than other-other space Kaiden
[member="Cyrus Tregessar"]


Now back then I was just a wee little lad who wanted to play star wars. I was naive to the ways of the internet. Except for porn. Don't get me started on porn. My little ass was watching all different kinds of nasty shit. Ever seen two girls one cup? Man there is so much worse, like German shitting tables but that is a different story for a different time.

Lets focus on the now. Like I was saying, meth head went out and killed Tefkas first little short green guy. And I got to admit, it was a pretty fucking great death. I liked that thread, of course I was playing a Bane rip-off but like I said, I was high on German shitting tables.
 
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