[member="Elion Menaio"]
The Wookiee air traffic controller saw the blip of a ship on his screen and opened up a channel to the starship.
"<Greetings, unidentified ship, and welcome to Kashyyk,>" he growled, "<Please respond with a valid landing permit and proceed to the designated dock.>"
"Sorry, what was that?" a human voice came over the comlink. The device squealed with feedback and the controller wrenched the comlink headset off his head before it could deafen him. When the static finally cleared, the voice continued. "It seems as though there is an akk dog talking to me from this cute little doodad among all the shiny buttons. That's a new one." There was an insane laugh and the blip jumped around before finally straightening.
The Wookiee sighed. Another nut job. The controller reached over and activated the built-in translator, then spoke again, the comlink automatically coverting the Shyriiwook to Basic.
"Unidentified ship, please give your name and landing permit number and set a course for the designated dock," he said, "And please try to fly in a straight line."
"Sorry," the voice said, "I was trying to pet the akk dog that apparently has finagled its way into my starship. My name is none of your buisness, my landing permit number is "blast you" and I don't wanna." The ship jumped around a little more, then suddenly plunged into a dive straight towards the planet. The Wookiee stood up and stared out his viewport. He saw it, a small shuttle, lightly armed but wicked fast, plunging towards the deep forest. He reached for the emergency button on his console, but by the time he reached it the ship had vanished amongst the trees.
"<Emergency response,>" a female Wookiee voice said, "<What is the emergency?>"
"<I just saw a starship go down in the deep forest, five klicks north,>" the controller said.
"<Roger that,>" the responder said, "<Teams are enroute.>"
Out in the forest, a Katarn was leaping through the trees, heading towards the scent of food. It reached the source, a shuttle hanging precariously by several vines. The katarn was seeking what it had smelled, but suddenly a massive tree branch as long as a man was tall shot from nowhere and impaled itself in the creature's neck. It fell to the ground, stone cold dead. Otium Mentis walked out from behind a tree branch and laughed.
"Bullseye!" he said. He then began walking towards the city he had seen as he had crashed. Hopefully there would be someone there who could get his ship out of the forest. His laughter echoed as he walked through the trees. By the time the emergency response teams arrived, all they found was a dead Katarn, a two-meter long branch sticking halfway into its neck.
"<By the Force,>" the leader said, "<Who the heck was this guy?>"
The Wookiee air traffic controller saw the blip of a ship on his screen and opened up a channel to the starship.
"<Greetings, unidentified ship, and welcome to Kashyyk,>" he growled, "<Please respond with a valid landing permit and proceed to the designated dock.>"
"Sorry, what was that?" a human voice came over the comlink. The device squealed with feedback and the controller wrenched the comlink headset off his head before it could deafen him. When the static finally cleared, the voice continued. "It seems as though there is an akk dog talking to me from this cute little doodad among all the shiny buttons. That's a new one." There was an insane laugh and the blip jumped around before finally straightening.
The Wookiee sighed. Another nut job. The controller reached over and activated the built-in translator, then spoke again, the comlink automatically coverting the Shyriiwook to Basic.
"Unidentified ship, please give your name and landing permit number and set a course for the designated dock," he said, "And please try to fly in a straight line."
"Sorry," the voice said, "I was trying to pet the akk dog that apparently has finagled its way into my starship. My name is none of your buisness, my landing permit number is "blast you" and I don't wanna." The ship jumped around a little more, then suddenly plunged into a dive straight towards the planet. The Wookiee stood up and stared out his viewport. He saw it, a small shuttle, lightly armed but wicked fast, plunging towards the deep forest. He reached for the emergency button on his console, but by the time he reached it the ship had vanished amongst the trees.
"<Emergency response,>" a female Wookiee voice said, "<What is the emergency?>"
"<I just saw a starship go down in the deep forest, five klicks north,>" the controller said.
"<Roger that,>" the responder said, "<Teams are enroute.>"
Out in the forest, a Katarn was leaping through the trees, heading towards the scent of food. It reached the source, a shuttle hanging precariously by several vines. The katarn was seeking what it had smelled, but suddenly a massive tree branch as long as a man was tall shot from nowhere and impaled itself in the creature's neck. It fell to the ground, stone cold dead. Otium Mentis walked out from behind a tree branch and laughed.
"Bullseye!" he said. He then began walking towards the city he had seen as he had crashed. Hopefully there would be someone there who could get his ship out of the forest. His laughter echoed as he walked through the trees. By the time the emergency response teams arrived, all they found was a dead Katarn, a two-meter long branch sticking halfway into its neck.
"<By the Force,>" the leader said, "<Who the heck was this guy?>"