Scruffy Lookin’ Nerfherder
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eqF_CVQ_U_I
The white, plastoid-backed fist hammered against the door with all the insistence of a stormtrooper exerting the full extent of his authority under Imperial law. When that did not work, he kicked the door in. Frowny-faced helmets in stark white armor flooded into the room.
"Freeze!"
"Hands! Let me see your hands!"
The open mouths of blaster carbines pointed every which way. Panicked screams arose from the bed. Something beneath the comforter thrashed about.
"Clear," came the call from the bathroom.
Two more figures entered the bedroom. One a human male, short, with angular features, eyes like chips of eyes, and raven hair. The other was a tall, gaunt skeleton wearing a floor-length robe with a neckline that went all the way up.
"How unseemly. I must protest, your highness should not be seen in such a place of ill-repute," said the skeleton, pointedly casting his baleful gaze away from one of the nude forms laying upon the bed. "Are we even sure we have the right woman?"
"Ask her yourself."
[member="Darth Imperia"]