"Welcome to the Pit, sentient beings! The celebrated Swollo the Hutt commends your choice in entertainment! Now listen up, these are the rules of Huttbaalll! Two teams, Frog Dogs and Rot Worms chosen by random draw! One ball, slippery as a greased Hutt! Grab the ball, throw the ball, get the ball over the opposing team's line any way you can and your team gets a point! Weapons, name calling, and cheating...are all encouraged! But...do not kick the ball! Hutts don't have feet! Show our sponsor Swollo the respect he deserves!"
In that moment, nothing else mattered more to Zak in his entire life.This was the dream, after all. The Outer Rim Circuit wasn't as renowned as some of the Core World teams, hell they were accepting walk ons, but Hutt Madness was the one time of year where everyone in the Territories who wasn't living under a rock spent an entire month going absolutely wild about the sport. Deputy Amroth didn't understand why exactly, but he had loved Huttball ever since he was a small child. The Guardians of the Whills had been a strict foster family, but they didn't know a thing about the HoloNet, so he had lived vicariously through entertainment media.
Since the old days of the first Huttball matches, there had been only one addition to the rules. No disintegrations. It wasn't exactly a humanitarian gesture, many could still recall the famed championship of 839 when Vikas the Sly had covered the ball with one of his fallen teammate's ashes and rolled it across the opposition's line for a game tying point that remains hotly contested among fans to this day.
"Come on Frog Dogs! Let's do this!" he clapped his hands excitedly, waiting for the particle screen in front of both Frog Dog and Rot Worms to dissipate, signalling the start of play.
His voice came out nasally with the nose plugs in. No one knew why Swollo had chosen a literal dump like Shesharile 6 to build one of his stadiums, but if Zak had to venture a guess he'd bet it had something to do with rock bottom property taxes. Other than the arena practically the entire surface was covered in garbage, a planetary dumping ground for systems all across the Minos Cluster and greater Kathol sector. Gripping his hand cannon tightly, the deputy hoped Swollo hadn't skimped on the energy suppression fields for this stadium. He had seen accidents before, where the games became truly lethal.