Astoach
The Dark Comedy

Astoach, at this long awaited point in time, had felt the urge to go vanilla. No more stalking, no more preplanning, he would do the by-the-books, instinctive, carnal, and animalistic hunt for a Force User, like the glory days. However, the most important part of such a hunt was the ability to identify a Force User, and while Astoach was not exactly fretful of stabbing the wrong person – for, as we all know, Astoach would be just as happy to stab people regardless – it was a well-known assumption to him that if he stabbed one person on accident, fine, it would be shrugged off. Stab two people, people would have their eyes out for suspicious persons. Stab three people, people start shabbing nonsense about a serial killer and the like, and it’s always come phase three that everything hits the chitter.
So, as all new blood Force Hunters may inquire, how is it you identify a Force User. Well, Astoach would say, head held high in the fictional process and musing of actually having people who cared for his opinion. The ligthsabre of course! For not a single, notable Force User was without lightsabre, and if they were, Astoach would just regard them as crippled, detrimental to sport and would shed no tears over missing such low-level game. While some non-Force Users were trained in the use of the sabre, primarily those with cybernetic implants, since the use of such blades required such incredible precision a normal sentient would be completely incapable of wielding such a beast, it would be a safe consideration to assume one who carried such a weapon was to be prescribed a knife to the gullet.
Yet as his depressingly weight footfalls, like bricks of led, trotted him through the rain-soaked streets of Nar Shaddaa, glinting bright arrays of neon pinks and blues, he caught no sign of such weaponry. In fact, he not only utterly lacked any direction upon targets of interest, but he also found himself lost to boot. There was a distinct irritation that comes from situations such as this, one that presses against the ribcage and eases into the esophagus like a worm, and one so notably painful it forced Astoach to find haven on a nearby bench. While soaked with rain, the cool kiss of liquid water to his back and buttocks did work to alleviate his intense, bottled ire and as he sighed in relaxation, his head fell back, exposing the black folds of his mask to the bright illumination to the street signs above. Jedi or Sith, getting anything done, successfully or not, was going to kick the crap out of him, and from what he could gather, tonight was going to be a very long night.
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