Sorel Crieff
Ready are you? What know you of ready?

Sorel couldn't stop staring at her X-wing fighter.
She pushed her dark hair out of her eyes and sighed, forcing herself to turn around so she could no longer see the compact, deadly starfighter where it sat on its landing gear in the centre of the hangar. Her fellow pilots knew she wanted nothing more than to get back into space.
But she was on droid duty that week. Her job was to inventory the base's astromechs and make sure they were ready for duty-programming updated, flight instruments tested and confirmed as operational. It wasn't the worst job in the squadron — assisting the maintenance techs with a fuel-system clean out was much dirtier — but Sorel was sure it was the most boring. But she’d volunteered for the assignment as she sought to understand her true role in the galaxy.
Her datapad beeped for her attention, and she looked down at it with a sigh, then at the cone-headed R4 unit rolling by on its three stubby legs. The droid was painted in an orange-and-white checkerboard pattern, probably the work of a bored tech with time to kill.
"You there, droid," she called out. "Need you to hold up a sec for operations check."
The astromech whistled mournfully, no happier than Sorel about the need for an inspection. But it came to a stop and popped open a panel on its dome to expose a diagnostics port. Sorel aimed her datapad at the port and the pad blinked, beginning to exchange data with the droid's systems. She sat down cross-legged on the hangar deck and resigned herself to wait.
"Excuse me, but might I be of assistance?" a voice asked brightly.
Sorel looked up into the expressionless face of her droid. It was an old model —practically an antique — with dozens of dings and dents.
"I don't think so, but thanks," Sorel said. "It's droid duty — the diagnostics program pretty much runs itself."
"But not terribly efficiently," said the HK droid, sounding disappointed. “As I said, perhaps I could be of assistance. I just installed a very exciting new Tranlang database and despite my primary programming, was latterly used as a protocol droid and so I am fluent in nearly seven million forms of communication — including, of course, the relatively primitive languages spoken by astromechs and diagnostics readers."
The R4 unit squawked indignantly.
"Insult you?" the HK droid said, drawing back in surprise. "I did nothing of the sort, you hypersensitive little dustbin. Your method of communication is primitive — I was merely stating a fact. Why, you don't even have a proper vocabulator."
The R4 unit honked and swivelled its dome to stare at the HK droid with its single electronic eye.
"Don't move," Sorel said. "You'll break the data link and then—“
Her datapad beeped plaintively.
"Now we have to start all over," she said.
The astromech hooted accusingly at the HK droid.
"My fault?" HK replied. "Don't be ridiculous. She told you not to move. Master, might I suggest—“
"You know what, HK? I've got this. It's a simple procedure, really. I'm sure you have many more important things to do."
"You would think so, given that my specialties include communications and protocol," HK said. "But it so happens I have completed all my tasks for the day. I was going to suggest that this R4 unit might benefit from a memory wipe. When they start taking offence at every helpful suggestion, it's often a sign of flux in the motivator cortex."
The R4 unit blew an electronic raspberry at HK, but this time remained still while the diagnostic program ran. Sorel rolled her eyes as the HK droid continued to chatter away. She began to wonder if liberating it was such a good idea.
The R4 unit chirped inquiringly at her, and she patted its dome absentmindedly.
"Your programs are up to date — report to the droid pool," she said, turning back to the HK droid. She felt uncomfortable calling it hers, despite the fact it referred to her as its Master.
Just then the klaxons sounded and she waved the droid away as she boarded her ship as pilots poured into the hangar and the X-wings were scrambled.