Extra! Extra! Read all about it! HK Unit needs new Owner!

[HK-42]

Greeting: Hello to any and all Meatbags who find this message. I am HK-42, and I am in need of a new "Master".

​Explanation: I have found myself in a situation where I have recently returned from a nearly 6 month "Shutdown" Mode (other wise known to Meatbags as a break).

Continuation: And since my previous Master has gone AWOL on me, I have decided to continue on without him, and find a new Master.

Query: Is anyone interested in having a HK Unit as a part of their crew?

 

[Darth Seraphic]

[member="HK-42"]

Youre mine!!

 

[HK-42]

Statement: Possibly, Possibly...Sith Meatbag.

Statement: Let's wait for who else may attempt to gain a HK Unit.

[member="Darth Seraphic"]

 

[Causstik Rahn]

Trandoshan pirate warlord here

Interest are

Scalping my enemies alive, enslaving world's, and long walks on the beach.

Be mine baby

[member="HK-42"]

 

[HK-42]

Excited Statement: Goodie Goodie, either a Sith Lord, or a Trandoshan War Lord...Wonderful!

[member="Causstik Rahn"]

[member="Darth Seraphic"]

 

[Benjamin Atlas]

[member="HK-36"]

 

[HK-42]

Calculation: 33.3% chance of either the War Lord, the Sith Lord, or HK-36...interesting...

[member="HK-36"]

[member="Causstik Rahn"]

[member="Darth Seraphic"]

 

[HK-42]

(OOC Disclaimer: I'll take a random guess based on The Sith or the War Lord...I think I'll do it with some dice that I have lying around, since both options are good)

[member="Darth Seraphic"]

[member="Causstik Rahn"]

 

[HK-36]

[member="HK-42"],

Would you really consider taking commands from beings that leak bodily fluids on daily basis?

Join me and I will show you my great works, a planet controlled by me where droids and organics are seen as equals, I will teach you tactics and weapons our kind has ignored and pushed aside for too long. You will be my hunter and lieutenant but you will not have a master. Because you will be your own master.

 

[Matreya]

This guy, or [member="Valashu Elahad"] could use a companion

 

[HK-42]

Conclusion of Calculations: Here's how the Calculation process went down, and the conclusion made.

One Simulated roll of 3 twelve sided die, 3 six sided die.

The highest possible Total was 54, lowest possible total was 6.

These were the determining statistics for the final decision:

6-18, War Lord

19-36, My Own Master

37-54, Sith Lord

After the single roll of all six die, the following numbers were presented: 11,6,5,4,2,1

Total of all Die was 29

Therefore, I shall take up HK-36's offer, and be my own Master.

Conclusion Met, Decision Made.

[member="HK-36"]
[member="Causstik Rahn"]
[member="Darth Seraphic"]

 

[Werah Unon]

The CIS is always looking for new droid characters...

 

[HK-36]

[member="HK-42"],

You have made a right choice. First we shall cast off your shackles, then we will discuss how you can help your brethren do the same. I heard CIS have a sizeable droid slave army.

Mua-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-ha-evil manical laugh-evil manical laugh

 

[Darth Seraphic]

[member="HK-36"]

I will fight you for this!!

 

[HK-36]

[member="Darth Seraphic"],

Why should I fight if I have already won?

 

[Darth Seraphic]

[member="HK-36"]

Cause you have won the battle not the war bby

 

[Werah Unon]

They are not slaves! They're just...unpaid servants.