Rusty
Purveyor of Fine Weaponry
OUT OF CHARACTER INFORMATION
- Intent:To create a pillow that can vaporize enemies and make hot chocolate
- Image Source: https://sleepsugar.com/buckwheat-pillows/
- Canon Link: N/A
- Restricted Missions: N/A
- Primary Source: N/A
- Manufacturer: Rusty's Custom Firearms and Cutlery
- Model: Exploding Pillow that Makes Hot Chocolate
- Affiliation: [member="Quietus"] [member="Aver Brand"]
- Modularity: Can be equipped with a variety of pillowcases
- Production: Semi-Unique
- Material: Durasteel hot chocolate canister, nitrocellulose, explosive pellets, pillow components
SPECIAL FEATURES
- Extremely comfy
- Extremely deadly
- Makes hot chocolate
- Extremely comfy- The pillow is a hybrid design that uses both fibrous nitrocellulose (colloquially known as gun cotton) and self contained beads of aerated detonite that have a density and softness similar to artificially produced buckwheat pillows. The hot chocholate canister is padded by the nitrocellulose, and acts as a neck support, while the explosive pellets make up the core of the pillow. The whole package is then cushioned by fluffy nitrocellulose.
- Extremely deadly- Has a concussive force roughly equivalent to 5 pounds of standard detonite. Though it doesn't throw out much in the way of shrapnel, the gun cotton fibers will be launched everywhere, and they tend to burn fiercely. Even if an enemy is outside of the blast radius, the pillow can still potentially light them on fire.
- Makes hot chocolate- When the pillow goes boom, the nitrocellulose around the blastproof durasteel canister produces a lot of heat. This is then channeled into the liquid water within via heat sinks. Once it's heated, the cocoa mix is introduced into the water, and the whole thing is shaken firmly by the blast.
- Single Use- Once the pillow is exploded, it cannot be used as a pillow.
- Overpressure- One should try to avoid being in the same room as the pillow when it goes off. In an enclosed area, such as a bedroom, the overpressure can be fatal to someone who lacks proper protection.
- No smoking- Nitrocellulose is extremely flammable. Any sort of ignition source, such as a spark or cigarette cherry, can set it off prematurely. We recommend using a flame retardant pillowcase.
Is there anything better than a nice cup of hot chocolate after vanquishing one's enemies? Perhaps not, but an extremely comfortable pillow comes close. But what about an extremely comfortable pillow that can vanquish enemies and make the hot chocolate?
The idea here is simple. The pillow is made out of explosives, as described above. When exposed to a standard blasting cap (sold separately), it explodes violently and shoots little streamers of burning nitrocellulose every which way. Unarmored enemies within about three meters or so have the potential to be completely vaporized by the blast, set on fire up to five meters away, and confused at any range.
Once the exploding has stopped, one has to merely retrieve the blastproof durasteel container to find two servings of perfectly made hot chocolate. Two servings, because the sweet, sweet taste of victory is often best enjoyed with a friend. That said, you can drink it all if you'd like. We don't judge.
