Ana stared at Seastone through the cabin's dim, flickering light, the storm still rumbling in a low, rhythmic growl around them. There was a long, heavy pause. Not because Ana lacked a response, but because she was genuinely trying to determine if the Twi'lek had managed to develop an entirely new branch of physics, one completely unmoored from reality.
Beside her, Mistral spoke up, his voice colored by a concern that mirrored her own.
Ana closed her eyes for a moment, letting out a slow, measured breath before she finally looked up.
"Yes," she said, her voice flat with a weary sort of finality.
"Yes, she did."
Her gaze drifted back to Seastone, who remained looking entirely, bafflingly pleased with herself.
"She just explained tactical survival through a mixture of alcohol ratios, explosive approximations, and the strategic deployment of meat shields." She paused, the absurdity of the sentence hanging in the salt-thick air.
"And I think she truly believes it's a philosophy."
The boat rocked with a new, gentler cadence as the storm's violence began to ebb, the vessel pushing deeper into the dark, stabilizing waters farther from the island. Ana leaned back against the bulkhead, the adrenaline fading into a bone-deep fatigue that made it impossible to maintain her usual wall of disbelief.
"What concerns me most," she continued, her voice dropping to a quiet, contemplative murmur,
"is that statistically speaking, she shouldn't still be breathing."
She shifted her eyes toward Mistral, her expression unreadable in the shadows.
"Which leads me to believe one of two things is happening." She lifted a hand, gesturing vaguely toward the Twi'lek.
"Either she is accidentally brilliant, or the universe is simply too afraid to correct her."
Mistral