Dumbest thing someone ever said to you

[Arabella Darkhold]

"You have to hang up to leave a message"

 

[Frank "Begs" Jusik]

"Cuba's in Asia, right?"

"There are forty two stars on the flag."

The person who said these things also didn't have a clue where China was.

 

[Darth Armyss]

Okay, here's a new one. Two full-grown men got into an argument yesterday about whether 1+2 equaled 4 or 5. They only got even more pissed off when I told them that the answer's 3.


Please, stupid people, stop reproducing.

 

[Nyos Val]

Was shopping at Walmart to go hunting and had in my basket I had a few boxes of shotgun shells, beef jerky, a six pack of beer and a box of clay pigeons.

The clerk asked me if I was going hunting.

I said nope, I'm going to an anti gay rally and it's the last day of gay season. So I gotta get my limit

 

[Nyos Val]

Btw. Anyone who thinks my response to the clerk was serious, you go ahead and walk off a tall building cause you're the reason this thread exists.

 

[Darth Armyss]

[member="Nyos Val"]

In their defense, clay pigeons are typically used for target practice, not hunting, so he might have wondered if you were going to a shooting range.

 

[Nyos Val]

Possible. The clerk was just dorky about it all.

 

[Matreya]

"Cool story babe. Go make me a sammich."

 

[Nej Tane]

[member="Kasamann"]

you can't post things that people say to you

 

[Robb Killian]

[member="Nej Tane"]...Just throwing this out there...but the thread IS called "dumbest thing someone ever said to you"... (This could also be a valid post, no?...and didn't you start this thread?)

 

[Matreya]

[member="Kasamann"]

you can't post things that people say to you

Heres my next post. Lol.

Also, it was my brother to his girlfriend

 

[Robb Killian]

(Double posted due to lag, my apologies.)

 

[Talon Vosra]

Them: What color would you say oranges are?

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Me: Green