Velok the Younger
When I Was A Young Warthog
[member="Aika Kawakami"] [member="Syn"] [member="Rasu Gan"] [member="Sochi Ru"] [member="Thurion Heavenshield"] [member="Iella E'ron"]
Dear Silver Jedi Order,
We hope you find our tinned meats a satisfactory tool for alleviating the suffering of the Zygerrian people. Thank you for your order.
During the delivery process, our agent encountered an altercation between some of your Jedi, one of whom appeared to be under the influence of a certain hammer. Our agent aided your Jedi in resolving the problem, and removed the hammer for analysis. It has been thoroughly exorcised and presents no further hazard; it can be shipped back to you if you wish.
In keeping with our collaboration thus far, AEL would like to offer the Silver Jedi Order preferred access to the products that Jedi have found most useful in the past, and to our very newest products from our Fall Line. Preferred access would match our employee and shareholder discounts at a full 20%, even for long-term supply and maintenance orders. That discount would also apply to significant orders of our other products.
Some of the items which you may find useful include:
The DAI series and Myriad Singlets are our newest products, and we're prepared to offer them at the full discount alongside the rest. A copy of our full catalog is enclosed, including price listings and more in-depth information on each item.
Yours,
The Management
Dear Silver Jedi Order,
We hope you find our tinned meats a satisfactory tool for alleviating the suffering of the Zygerrian people. Thank you for your order.
During the delivery process, our agent encountered an altercation between some of your Jedi, one of whom appeared to be under the influence of a certain hammer. Our agent aided your Jedi in resolving the problem, and removed the hammer for analysis. It has been thoroughly exorcised and presents no further hazard; it can be shipped back to you if you wish.
In keeping with our collaboration thus far, AEL would like to offer the Silver Jedi Order preferred access to the products that Jedi have found most useful in the past, and to our very newest products from our Fall Line. Preferred access would match our employee and shareholder discounts at a full 20%, even for long-term supply and maintenance orders. That discount would also apply to significant orders of our other products.
Some of the items which you may find useful include:
- Baas Gunbelts, derived from the ancient Jedi artifact known as the Belt of Bodo Baas. Available in Jedi utility belt form, with lightsabre sheath or attachment ring.
- Terentatek-leather, steel-cable cuffs which resist Force powers. We have provided these to many Jedi in bulk, and all reviews are positive.
- Leviathan bracers containing proprietary lightning-collection technology in the knuckles, well suited for use against Sith.
- Warden Cloaks, impregnated with cortosis dust, for lightweight and discreet protection against lightsabres.
- Myriad Singlets, wearable as shirt, undershirt, or short dress, crafted of lightsabre-resistant tikulini hide.
- Defensive Augmentation Implants, created in cooperation with biotech/prosthetics leader Neuro-Saav. Available for medical reconstructive purposes or personal purchase, the DAI series implants are derived from the powers of Force-sensitive non-sentients, and allow their owners a spectrum of added defensive abilities.
The DAI series and Myriad Singlets are our newest products, and we're prepared to offer them at the full discount alongside the rest. A copy of our full catalog is enclosed, including price listings and more in-depth information on each item.
Yours,
The Management