Dear Patches

[Kitt Solo]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

I've got a bad feeling about what happened to my sister.

Can we meet up over drinks? I need some reliable information.

I can pay.

- Kitt

Baked goods?

 

[Skye Mertaal]

He will need someone to replace that twister partner.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

There is no way this can go bad... Right?

 

[Skye Mertaal]

There is no way this can go bad... Right?

It's only sole remaining living Solo Hoodoo using Master.

I'm sure it will go along just dandy.

 

[Caulder Dune]

HahahahahahahahahAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.

Ah, classic.

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

Go for it, Patches. You got this... Or you'll die horribly. Either way, it'll be fun! Right...?

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Yeah... No way this can go south.... I am sure we can come to some arrangement; surely you are more reasonable then your sister,

 

[Cira]

Of course she is. Far more.

Considering Tahira is dead.

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

Well, damn. Here you got my hopes up about her havin' a sister. Never you mind, then. Carry on.

 

[HK-36]

Tahire and Kitt are sisters?


I had no idea until now D:

 

[Jonathon Patches]

Then she will love my plan... Fly to the planet genesis, where the capsule of her formerly dead corpse is, and pick up the body. Then after dispatching the Klingons, we will head to the planet Vulcan, and have her memory restored via the mind meld she did with deagan prior! Only problem is, some giant shaped log like probe is inbound, so we are going to have to circle the sun, and time war back too 1984....

Oh wait... Wrong universe. Damn!


Ok, how about I talk to Doc Brown, borrow his Delorean for the afternoon, bring it up to 88 miles per hour...

 

[Skye Mertaal]

You are on your own there, McFly.

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

Wait. Hang on here. Since when do we want Tahira back? I really have missed a lot...

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

Well, I mean, if it's between you or her...

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

Clearly, it's no contest. We all sure as hell know the answer to that one: Not me.

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

So long as we're being honest!

 

[Noxu Za'tire]

Honesty is what I'm all about!

 

[Sarge Potteiger]

False.

Which is ironic.

 

[Jonathon Patches]

You are on your own there, McFly.

That's how I like it.

Wait. Hang on here. Since when do we want Tahira back? I really have missed a lot...

And he does raise a good point...

 

[Kitt Solo]

[member="Jonathon Patches"]

I just want to know, why we don't have hover boards yet. Sweetpie, of course it's a win-win with little ol' me.

[member="Darth Janus"], careful old man, wouldn't want all that laughing to put you in cardiac arrest.