Ugohr Poof
The Traveling Gungan Salesman
Ugohr returned to Sullust from a treasure hunt on Aquilaris, not willing to open the chest he found in the wreck of an old until the chest was safe. His cut of the resulting treasure found was a locked chest wrought in wroshyr wood, with a rather ancient style of padlock. Upon his return to the Sullust Jedi temple, he carried the chest wrought mostly in wroshyr wood, with intricate decorations carved into it and waterproofing joints. He thought best not to use his lightsaber to break the centuries-old rusty padlock. He arrived at the chamber of the archives, where the Jedi anthropologists on station inspected the chest before an attempt to open it was made.
"All that wesa know about thisa chest issa dat Darth Jar Jar owned it: hesa last owner of Amidala's J-327, which crashed on Aquilaris"
"Which Darth Jar Jar?" the anthropologist asked. "On the one hand, there's Jar Jar Binks who was a contemporary of Queen Amidala, that we still do not know for sure whether he even had a lightsaber, or received any training in the Force, although he did display on several occasions that he could use Force agility and the mind trick; on the other hand, there's the Darth Jar Jar who lived circa 240 ABY, and both are Gungans"
"I'm positive that it's the post-Yuuzhan Vong Darth Jar Jar: the pre-Yuuzhan Vong Jar Jar Binks wouldn't own a chest with pictures of Yuuzhan Vong carved into wroshyr wood" the librarian comments.
"All that wesa know about thisa chest issa dat Darth Jar Jar owned it: hesa last owner of Amidala's J-327, which crashed on Aquilaris"
"Which Darth Jar Jar?" the anthropologist asked. "On the one hand, there's Jar Jar Binks who was a contemporary of Queen Amidala, that we still do not know for sure whether he even had a lightsaber, or received any training in the Force, although he did display on several occasions that he could use Force agility and the mind trick; on the other hand, there's the Darth Jar Jar who lived circa 240 ABY, and both are Gungans"
"I'm positive that it's the post-Yuuzhan Vong Darth Jar Jar: the pre-Yuuzhan Vong Jar Jar Binks wouldn't own a chest with pictures of Yuuzhan Vong carved into wroshyr wood" the librarian comments.