Astoach
The Dark Comedy

Ascended far above the windy, arid wastelands of Iktotch, the spice vessel, Amore, lazily drifted amongst the voids of space. It now steadily floated among the ethereal tracks of the planet's gravitational pull as it ever so gently descended from orbit with the ginger care of some unseen, guiding hand, and soon would catch aflame without the guidance of its crew in Iktotch's atmosphere. Distant stars flickered in the distance, illuminating its darkened corridors through the thick port windows, casting incandescent auras of crimson light through the stains of blood that drenched its empty halls. As the ship creaked, it signaled the beginning of the haunt, to the naked ear of the fearful, one might swear to catch the ever so distant, fading whisper of the dead, caught in the winds of vacuum and sealed away to the depths of the unknown.The crew of the Amore lay dead, stretched in bloody heaps of smashed, twisted bodies along the crooked walls of the vessel, smashed into the delicate craft’s panels and walls, and thrust into pulpous mounds of shattered flesh. Only ghosts dwelt within this crypt now, save for those who walked among the phantoms of pain.“We heard there was a Dark Jedi Knight aboard,” moaned Astoach, his E-11 rifle drawn and shoved into the bony brow of the captain, the sole survivor of the slaughter commenced a mere half an hour beforehand. In such a brief snap of time the crew was eradicated by the duo, the Force Hunters [member="Kresh"] and “The Goblin” Astoach. Astoach's body had since erupted into the ecstatic tingle of stimulation as the first of the heads began to roll. The singed taste of burnt skin, erupted into blackened gore by the breath of his rifle, sung across his tongue and snuggled into his widened nostrils, inhaling heavily the scent of slaughter. “We would have told you!” cried the captain, a deep-voiced weequay, groveling at the floor before the man in the mask, the Polyp, his knees sinking into the muddy pool of matter that composed the skull of his first mate.. “You never asked, you just began shooting-“
“Is he aboard this vessel, yes or no?”
“Yes! We picked him up at our last location, he wanted transportation to-“
The shot erupted with a crack, splitting through the captain’s skull and spilling charred blood across the floor from what veins failed to cauterize. Sparks rained down to the ground, briefly illuminating the dark aftermath of the previous bloodshed which began to stain into the plated flooring, sinking into the cracks and crevices, and rusting the screws and the plasma-torched seals. It was a delicious taste, an appetizer of what was to come, the glorious, lucid climax of their hunt. They had been tracking this exotic beast for a while now, sniffing out his scent and clutching him tightly, like a babe to their breast, gently stalking his trail until they sensed the time of the upper hand was nigh. [member="Darth Raijin"] was a Dark Jedi, from what they could gather, and was expected to excel at roughly Knight level. They had intercepted his transport and Astoach had since sacrificed the entirety of its crew in the glorious name of his darkness, this Polyp that grew upon his face, the dark mask of Keln’shar carved bleak in the visage of his wraith, his grim harbinger.
Astoach took a long gaze into the darkness that dissolved away at the form of the corpse, sucking away at the shape, the purpose of his defeat, like derelict leeches of silence, or perhaps gnawing and gnashing like rats of death, of Sammael, dragging the dead to the beyond one scrap of meat at a time. He turned at long last, his cloak swashing and swishing with vehement, wicked purpose, and faced his partner, his pawn, his toy. “Kresh,” cooed Astoach in the calm manner of sweet release, beckoning his voice from the bowels of his throat. “Darth Raijin and whatever lucky survivors avoided our rampage are all that remains, ignite thermals into the vents and flush them out. Stick to the plan and we’ll route this demon and cast him back to the raging hellfire from which he was forged. We'll take his golden bones and compose a monolith, a symbolic praise to our message of vengeance. It's people like him that hurt people like you, like your family, go and stop him with me before he strikes again!"