CORUSCANT SITH TEMPLE
TROPHY ROOM OF THE UNIFORMED PEACOCK
So it belonged to the Kel Dor. Meliant stroked his golden chin contemplatively. "Save your gratitude. I haven't returned it yet."
Varin reported some fun facts about Hasuras Na-Bonsai, namely its dehydration and infestation. Goody. It was a fixer-upper after all. More to do.
He paused while the armored Jedi (Meliant was by now sure he was a Jedi, based on his speech) and Varin exchanged barbs.
"Last I heard, Jedi were not to have attachments."
“Caring for something isn’t the same as clinging to it. I’m sure the distinction is difficult for someone of your… mental fortitude to grasp, so I will forgive the neophyte ignorance.”
“It would seem I struck a nerve.”
“If you believe taunts mean a nerve was struck,” he said lightly, folding his hands within his sleeves, “then I pity the scarcity of your victories.”
"Girls, please. You're both pretty."
The Emperor held up a hand to signal an end to the joust. These petty insults and the petty people who spoke them reminded Meliant of his time in the Dark Side Elite. He recalled the time fondly. Give a dog a crown and he becomes nostalgic for the collar.
Meliant's attention shifted fully Ko Vuto.
"The tree is mine by right of, heheh, finders-keepers. But if it was yours once, we'll play a game for it." He looked towards a blank stretch of wall. "Sword!"
A section of wall suddenly dropped away. Whatever lurked beyond was not visible in the gloom, but a waifish attendant stepped through with a long, thin blade in a fine scabbard. She paused when she saw Meliant holding two fingers up, then retreated back inside, coming out again with an additional blade.
She went first to Meliant, who took the longer of the two blades. Both had the stench of the Dark Side and had been worked over by Sith Alchemy. There was no mistaking Meliant had taken the stronger of the two.
"Give the other one to the Jedi."
She presented the sword to Ko, being that he looked more like a Jedi than anyone else present. It was a monstrous falchion of black steel, ponderously old. Many such treasures had been left in this palace for Meliant to claim.
Meliant rose from his seat, gold plates clinking softly, and he planted the tip of the scabbard in the ground at his feet.
"Here's the game: you hit me with that sword. Whatever blow you deal me, I'll then return to you," he paused expectantly, as if preparing to go into more detailed rules… But he only laughed. "That's it. After you've been struck, you can have your plant."
He rolled his head as if to stretch his neck, but it was clear no flesh nor bones existed under that armor.
"You go first, in case that wasn't clear."