Ashin Varanin
Professional Enabler
I get the feeling [member="Moira Skaldi"] especially will enjoy this.
http://landsofdream.net/dragon.html
http://landsofdream.net/dragon.html
Star Wars Roleplay: Chaos
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Cool little text-based fantasy game
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Fabula Caromed
Belle of the Brawl
You may have just eaten the next three hours of my life. I hope you're happy.
Ashin Varanin
Professional Enabler
[member="Fabula Cavataio"]
I guarantee you'll get to the end and your second playthrough will be "what if I'd made every choice exactly the same...EXCEPT THAT ONE?"
I guarantee you'll get to the end and your second playthrough will be "what if I'd made every choice exactly the same...EXCEPT THAT ONE?"
Nima Tann
Master of Her Own Destiny
I am playing it right now, looking good so far 
Fabula Caromed
Belle of the Brawl
Today on Jerry Springer: warrior princess marries dragon. But is he really the father?
I've tried a lot of different choices. I even missed a gift at some point and went into the endgame with a question mark where one of my abilities would have been. I've tried about four or five endings, and I still think the one I chose the first time was the best one.
Nyxie
【夢狐】
My first ending. I was not kidding.
"Well," the Great Red Dragon says, "OK."
And so, as opposed to what was written in the prophecy in the Book of the Carvings of Narm, the hero and the dragon left the Land of Plenty together. A moderate sort of evil soon flourished there, but at least people were very aware of their personal shortcomings all the time. Later there was a war, and hunger, and a bit of genocide, but since everything was subjective now, that didn't matter very much.
The dragon and the hero were never seen again; very few people remember them now. But sometimes, on rainy days when the streets are full of soldiers and the words of the artists and the academics don't seem like much of a consolation, when the world seems too real to avoid, a rumour spreads that two strangers are coming from a distant land to teach people what heroes and dragons were all about.
So far it's just a rumour, though.
THE END
And so, as opposed to what was written in the prophecy in the Book of the Carvings of Narm, the hero and the dragon left the Land of Plenty together. A moderate sort of evil soon flourished there, but at least people were very aware of their personal shortcomings all the time. Later there was a war, and hunger, and a bit of genocide, but since everything was subjective now, that didn't matter very much.
The dragon and the hero were never seen again; very few people remember them now. But sometimes, on rainy days when the streets are full of soldiers and the words of the artists and the academics don't seem like much of a consolation, when the world seems too real to avoid, a rumour spreads that two strangers are coming from a distant land to teach people what heroes and dragons were all about.
So far it's just a rumour, though.
THE END
A P E X
^ Got that one too
Well-Known Member
Run #1:
Run #2:
THE END
You wander all across the Land of Plenty, telling people of the Great Red Dragon and the Clawed Mountain and the Darkest of All Evils, but they do not listen to you. For a while, a man follows you around and writes down what you say, but after some time you discover that he believes the Great Red Dragon to be a repressed memory of your abusive father. You chase him away, but your anger attracts the attention of the guards, who put you in jail. You are taken in front of a judge; a woman from a charitable organization passionately defends your right to believe in dragons as part of your cultural heritage, and the judge frees you.
The shaman contacts you once, but you are too tired to talk to him. You sell your staff to buy food, but in time the money runs out, and you waste away in a little shack next to a supermarket.
Thirty years later, you become famous when a controversial modern artist builds a replica of the shack you died in, paints it red and calls it The Great Red Dragon.
THE END
The shaman contacts you once, but you are too tired to talk to him. You sell your staff to buy food, but in time the money runs out, and you waste away in a little shack next to a supermarket.
Thirty years later, you become famous when a controversial modern artist builds a replica of the shack you died in, paints it red and calls it The Great Red Dragon.
THE END
Run #2:
You return to the Greenest Woods. Epiphany is still there, and she's delighted to see you.
"Let's play!" she says. "Come on, I've come up with a new game. It's called Try Not To Get Your Face Scratched Off, you'll never guess what it's about!"
Sometimes, as the years pass, you wonder whether you've ended up doing the same thing as the people of the Land of Plenty. But if the fight against evil has been abandoned, what else is there todo?
You keep your bow, though. Just in case.
Maybe someday people will remember the Great Red Dragon.
THE END
"Let's play!" she says. "Come on, I've come up with a new game. It's called Try Not To Get Your Face Scratched Off, you'll never guess what it's about!"
Sometimes, as the years pass, you wonder whether you've ended up doing the same thing as the people of the Land of Plenty. But if the fight against evil has been abandoned, what else is there todo?
You keep your bow, though. Just in case.
Maybe someday people will remember the Great Red Dragon.
THE END
Run #3 (by far the funniest):
You slay the beast. There is some pain, but you are as quick as you can. And so the Great Red Dragon dies at the hands of a hero in the shadow of the Clawed Mountain, never to rise again.
That's it. You're left standing there with the corpse, not knowing what to do next.
After a while, reporters arrive. They take photos of you and the dead dragon.
"MADMAN CLAIMS HE SLAYED DRAGON"
"INTERVIEW WITH DRAGONSLAYER ON PAGE 5"
"FREE DRAGONSLAYER POSTER INCLUDED"
"DRAGONSLAYER TO HOST I'M A HERO, GET ME OUT OF HERE"
"DRAGONSLAYER VOTED SEXIEST CELEB"
"DRAGONSLAYER'S SHOCKING AFFAIR REVEALED"
"KEEP THE DRAGONSLAYER AWAY FROM OUR CHILDREN"
"DRAGONSLAYER ON BENEFITS"
"DRAGONSLAYER DIES OF OVERDOSE"
"NATION MOURNS GENIUS DRAGONSLAYER"
"DRAGONSLAYER'S BEST MOMENTS - FREE BOOKLET INSIDE"
That's it. You're left standing there with the corpse, not knowing what to do next.
After a while, reporters arrive. They take photos of you and the dead dragon.
"MADMAN CLAIMS HE SLAYED DRAGON"
"INTERVIEW WITH DRAGONSLAYER ON PAGE 5"
"FREE DRAGONSLAYER POSTER INCLUDED"
"DRAGONSLAYER TO HOST I'M A HERO, GET ME OUT OF HERE"
"DRAGONSLAYER VOTED SEXIEST CELEB"
"DRAGONSLAYER'S SHOCKING AFFAIR REVEALED"
"KEEP THE DRAGONSLAYER AWAY FROM OUR CHILDREN"
"DRAGONSLAYER ON BENEFITS"
"DRAGONSLAYER DIES OF OVERDOSE"
"NATION MOURNS GENIUS DRAGONSLAYER"
"DRAGONSLAYER'S BEST MOMENTS - FREE BOOKLET INSIDE"
THE END
That was absolutely fantastic! Got the ending a few of you got. I'll definitely try it again some time with different decisions. Hopefully I'll get to something interesting.
Jsc
Disney's Princess
You slay the beast. There is some pain, but you are as quick as you can. And so the Great Red Dragon dies at the hands of a hero in the shadow of the Clawed Mountain, never to rise again.
That's it. You're left standing there with the corpse, not knowing what to do next.
After a while, reporters arrive. They take photos of you and the dead dragon. (Followed by a colorful nonsensical assortment of ridiculous Media Headlines)
The End.
That's it. You're left standing there with the corpse, not knowing what to do next.
After a while, reporters arrive. They take photos of you and the dead dragon. (Followed by a colorful nonsensical assortment of ridiculous Media Headlines)
The End.
This was my first and only run through and I did what I thought I was supposed to do. Go kill a dragon. So I went off and killed a dragon.
Sidebar was as follows,
Archer - Bow - Owl - Sailor - Air - Ancient Memories - ? -
Jarven Zexxel
Code Name: Graz
That was great!