Cira
Best Onion
It wasn't going to bother me.
Really. I wasn't going to let it bother me. But it did. Blast it all it did.
It all began rather much like any ordinary day. I was reading over the latest and greatest in the series of Protectorate memo blogs sent to me daily; some whose contents provided more than an ample amount of smirking in my part. Oh they were a medley of topics; some were holo videos, others were rather little neat informative holotweets by Linna or Moira.
Like the one holo-video in which a Lieutenant by the name of Roxanne threw a used pregnancy test stick at Sarge's face. Oh by all of Alderaan's moons, that was by far the most hilarious sight I have ever-- and I mean EVER, have seen.
I still have it in an encrypted personal file that I randomly let 'leak' out every now and then to have a good laugh.
Ahh, the bastard deserves it.
In any event, one of the sheets of filmsi ends up fluttering off my desk to the floor; a special report on the current events down in Confederacy territory, when upon bending down, I noticed something distinctively odd about where the sheet of paper came to rest.
It appeared by all intents and purposes as if it was hovering just over the floor. Well, granted I've seen many a curious thing during my time in the galaxy, so I wasn't too confused about it. But I was curious. A close inspection and a pass of a hand brought the real culprit of the mystery of the floating sheet of filmsi to life --- it was a cloak. An invisible cloak.
And upon closer inspection as I slowly plucked it up between thumb and fingers, a certain familiar and musky scent came wafting towards me. Fantastic.
It was Sarge's cloak.
Granted, the lug must have left it behind, and I figured it was something that the S.A.A.T had been working on and he was merely using the prototype. I brought it over to my lap, getting a closer look at it, feeling the fabric between my fingers. I should have left it well enough alone. I really should have....
But blast it all did I want to figure out how it worked!
The big nerfherding brute had been hovering around my office more often than not, being quite a pest that was enough to make me really contemplate tossing him out of the balcony. Unfortunately, Ayden would make quite a blasted bloody scene of it all.
Ugh.
So I flung the cloak to the far right side of my desk, saying good riddance to it and having every intention of simply going about my work. I made a mental note to yell at Sarge to not leave his crap lying around my office, much the less, leaving so haphazardly a prototype tech item that was clearly a credit dump. Yes. That is what I was going to do. I was going to give him a piece of my mind and leave it at that. Maybe toss it at his face. Yes. Perfect!
Exactly two minutes later I was hunched over again trying to figure out how the bloody damn cloak worked.
It was like I was on a dig again, studying various artifacts and trying to figure out how they worked, what their purpose was, and whether there was a particular trick to it.
I took the better part of an hour trying to figure this out.
It began with a study of the fabric. I didn't have any of my scientific scanners or diagnostic tools in the office, which left me very little to go by for a direct visual close up. My next course of action was to pull up any of the datafiles on the cloak it self.
I was not amused at what I found.
You have got to be karking kidding me! Special training?! The blasted invisible cloak required training to figure out how to use it?! What in Nine Hells kind of training do you need to use a cloak of all things?! You wear it! Simple as that!
I decided the best approach was simply to come up with a theoretical hypothesis and take it from there. The good old scientific approached never failed me, nor would it now. It was pure logic after all. Theory, experiment, and then study the data and results, tweaking as necessary.
My control subject was Sarge of course. I know he had used the cloaked before ( considering it smelled like him and he managed to get into my office without being noticed--- the bastard) so therefore, it would still work.
So, first test was to try it on.
I made sure to lock the office first and foremost before I did this, with a strict order to the on staff secretary to ensure no one bothered me for the next hour.
Then, well --- with a shake of my hands sent the cloak fluttering before me. A flick of the wrist and the light fabric fell over me.
Like a bedsheet.
I felt like a youngling pretending to be a ghost from one of those mock parody holoflicks.
Since the cloak was made for Sarge's height and broad shoulders, it simply hanged off me and well past the tips of my fingers with a rather comical length. The hood of the cloak fell well past the tip of my nose, making it impossible to see without me craning my neck back and pushing back some of the folds of the heavy fabric. When I attempted to walk, I almost half tripped and fell against my desk -- thankfully my hand managed to peek out fast enough to brace against the corner of it.
None the less, I managed to get it to some level of neatness around me. Although spreading my arms wide make me appear like some sort of drunken mynock attempting to fly.
To my frustration, it didn't automatically go into invisible mode. One theory was that perhaps it was activated by body heat.
Clearly, it wasn't.
Maybe there was a code word? I briefly scoured through my mind at the usual words uttered by burly owner of said cloak.
The realization that the bulk of his vocabulary around me revolved around 'queen' put me in an even fouler mood.
And saying the word didn't work either.
Feth.
It was only the beginning....
Really. I wasn't going to let it bother me. But it did. Blast it all it did.
It all began rather much like any ordinary day. I was reading over the latest and greatest in the series of Protectorate memo blogs sent to me daily; some whose contents provided more than an ample amount of smirking in my part. Oh they were a medley of topics; some were holo videos, others were rather little neat informative holotweets by Linna or Moira.
Like the one holo-video in which a Lieutenant by the name of Roxanne threw a used pregnancy test stick at Sarge's face. Oh by all of Alderaan's moons, that was by far the most hilarious sight I have ever-- and I mean EVER, have seen.
I still have it in an encrypted personal file that I randomly let 'leak' out every now and then to have a good laugh.
Ahh, the bastard deserves it.
In any event, one of the sheets of filmsi ends up fluttering off my desk to the floor; a special report on the current events down in Confederacy territory, when upon bending down, I noticed something distinctively odd about where the sheet of paper came to rest.
It appeared by all intents and purposes as if it was hovering just over the floor. Well, granted I've seen many a curious thing during my time in the galaxy, so I wasn't too confused about it. But I was curious. A close inspection and a pass of a hand brought the real culprit of the mystery of the floating sheet of filmsi to life --- it was a cloak. An invisible cloak.
And upon closer inspection as I slowly plucked it up between thumb and fingers, a certain familiar and musky scent came wafting towards me. Fantastic.
It was Sarge's cloak.
Granted, the lug must have left it behind, and I figured it was something that the S.A.A.T had been working on and he was merely using the prototype. I brought it over to my lap, getting a closer look at it, feeling the fabric between my fingers. I should have left it well enough alone. I really should have....
But blast it all did I want to figure out how it worked!
The big nerfherding brute had been hovering around my office more often than not, being quite a pest that was enough to make me really contemplate tossing him out of the balcony. Unfortunately, Ayden would make quite a blasted bloody scene of it all.
Ugh.
So I flung the cloak to the far right side of my desk, saying good riddance to it and having every intention of simply going about my work. I made a mental note to yell at Sarge to not leave his crap lying around my office, much the less, leaving so haphazardly a prototype tech item that was clearly a credit dump. Yes. That is what I was going to do. I was going to give him a piece of my mind and leave it at that. Maybe toss it at his face. Yes. Perfect!
Exactly two minutes later I was hunched over again trying to figure out how the bloody damn cloak worked.
It was like I was on a dig again, studying various artifacts and trying to figure out how they worked, what their purpose was, and whether there was a particular trick to it.
I took the better part of an hour trying to figure this out.
It began with a study of the fabric. I didn't have any of my scientific scanners or diagnostic tools in the office, which left me very little to go by for a direct visual close up. My next course of action was to pull up any of the datafiles on the cloak it self.
I was not amused at what I found.
[ Requires specialized training]
You have got to be karking kidding me! Special training?! The blasted invisible cloak required training to figure out how to use it?! What in Nine Hells kind of training do you need to use a cloak of all things?! You wear it! Simple as that!
I decided the best approach was simply to come up with a theoretical hypothesis and take it from there. The good old scientific approached never failed me, nor would it now. It was pure logic after all. Theory, experiment, and then study the data and results, tweaking as necessary.
My control subject was Sarge of course. I know he had used the cloaked before ( considering it smelled like him and he managed to get into my office without being noticed--- the bastard) so therefore, it would still work.
So, first test was to try it on.
I made sure to lock the office first and foremost before I did this, with a strict order to the on staff secretary to ensure no one bothered me for the next hour.
Then, well --- with a shake of my hands sent the cloak fluttering before me. A flick of the wrist and the light fabric fell over me.
Like a bedsheet.
I felt like a youngling pretending to be a ghost from one of those mock parody holoflicks.
Since the cloak was made for Sarge's height and broad shoulders, it simply hanged off me and well past the tips of my fingers with a rather comical length. The hood of the cloak fell well past the tip of my nose, making it impossible to see without me craning my neck back and pushing back some of the folds of the heavy fabric. When I attempted to walk, I almost half tripped and fell against my desk -- thankfully my hand managed to peek out fast enough to brace against the corner of it.
None the less, I managed to get it to some level of neatness around me. Although spreading my arms wide make me appear like some sort of drunken mynock attempting to fly.
To my frustration, it didn't automatically go into invisible mode. One theory was that perhaps it was activated by body heat.
Clearly, it wasn't.
Maybe there was a code word? I briefly scoured through my mind at the usual words uttered by burly owner of said cloak.
The realization that the bulk of his vocabulary around me revolved around 'queen' put me in an even fouler mood.
And saying the word didn't work either.
Feth.
It was only the beginning....