Bad Luck Brian
You think You had a bad day?
NAME: BadLuck Brian
FACTION: None
RANK: Bringer of Bad luck
SPECIES: Human.
AGE: 13. (DOB: Friday the Thirteenth)
SEX: None (jk, male)
HEIGHT: 1 ft 3 inches
WEIGHT: 130 lbs
EYES: Brown
HAIR: Blonde
SKIN: Deathly white
FORCE SENSITIVE: no.
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STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES (Required: 2 Weaknesses Minimum) :
STRENGTHS:
--none. At all. Ever.
WEAKNESSES:
--Seriously brings bad luck
--Is the embodiment of all 13 of murphey’s laws (you were only familiar with the first, now weren’t you?
)
--Optimism
--A literal moving target; flying objects are attracted to his body through some strange workings of the Force
--horrible hand eye coordination.
APPEARANCE:
Aside from the constant cataclysm that follows in his wake, Badluck Brian appears to be your average human with braces wearing a red plaid vest over a white collar shirt. However, no one knows him better than the staff at the local ER; Brian holds the record for the most ER visits in a day, a month, a year, a lifespan…. Or ever. When he is not seen by his ever-optimistic smile (even when crying—it is debated whether this is an actual smile, a grimace of pain, or a result of too many head injuries) Brian is also easily identifiable by the back of his head since he is quite prone to tripping hazards.
ACCOMPLISMENTS:
--Most ER visits in:
---An hour
--A month
--A lifetime
--Ever
--Has survived massive head injuries
BIOGRAPHY:
Bad luck Brian was an average boy, born to average parents, on an average day in an average town. Then things went downhill from there. Going to grade school Brian learned that he was the most inept and incapable student. His gym teachers described his coordination as “that of a drunken gundark who overdosed on glimersticks.” His teachers described him as “cheerful, well meaning, but socially inept, and not all that bright.” However they were quick to add, “you can’t blame him, he tried” and spend several minutes afterwards wondering what went wrong in his life. In middle school, things appeared to continue to progress along this trajectory. It is here that he gained the nickname “run its him,” as this is the way that all of his classmates would greet him. During summer camp his attempt at a prank by hoisting a boy’s boxers to the flagpole ended up with Brian displaying his own stained and charred whittie tighties by mistake. Through it all Brain still remains optimistic, quoted as often saying, “tomorrow is another day.” Scientists are quietly looking into this anomaly that is Brian. In addition there are numerous governments that do have a special interest in his apparent resilience….. so long as it is not also genetically linked to his bad luck.
SHIP:
The only ship Brian possesses is in his pants.
KILLS:
He could not even kill a fly. Not for his goodness, but for the fact that Brian literally does not possess the physical co-ordination.
BOUNTIES COLLECTED:
Aside from bruises, the only thing that Brian can seem to collect is dust.
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ROLE-PLAYS:
FACTION: None
RANK: Bringer of Bad luck
SPECIES: Human.
AGE: 13. (DOB: Friday the Thirteenth)
SEX: None (jk, male)
HEIGHT: 1 ft 3 inches
WEIGHT: 130 lbs
EYES: Brown
HAIR: Blonde
SKIN: Deathly white
FORCE SENSITIVE: no.
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STRENGTHS AND WEAKNESSES (Required: 2 Weaknesses Minimum) :
STRENGTHS:
--none. At all. Ever.
WEAKNESSES:
--Seriously brings bad luck
--Is the embodiment of all 13 of murphey’s laws (you were only familiar with the first, now weren’t you?
)--Optimism
--A literal moving target; flying objects are attracted to his body through some strange workings of the Force
--horrible hand eye coordination.
APPEARANCE:
Aside from the constant cataclysm that follows in his wake, Badluck Brian appears to be your average human with braces wearing a red plaid vest over a white collar shirt. However, no one knows him better than the staff at the local ER; Brian holds the record for the most ER visits in a day, a month, a year, a lifespan…. Or ever. When he is not seen by his ever-optimistic smile (even when crying—it is debated whether this is an actual smile, a grimace of pain, or a result of too many head injuries) Brian is also easily identifiable by the back of his head since he is quite prone to tripping hazards.
ACCOMPLISMENTS:
--Most ER visits in:
---An hour
--A month
--A lifetime
--Ever
--Has survived massive head injuries
BIOGRAPHY:
Bad luck Brian was an average boy, born to average parents, on an average day in an average town. Then things went downhill from there. Going to grade school Brian learned that he was the most inept and incapable student. His gym teachers described his coordination as “that of a drunken gundark who overdosed on glimersticks.” His teachers described him as “cheerful, well meaning, but socially inept, and not all that bright.” However they were quick to add, “you can’t blame him, he tried” and spend several minutes afterwards wondering what went wrong in his life. In middle school, things appeared to continue to progress along this trajectory. It is here that he gained the nickname “run its him,” as this is the way that all of his classmates would greet him. During summer camp his attempt at a prank by hoisting a boy’s boxers to the flagpole ended up with Brian displaying his own stained and charred whittie tighties by mistake. Through it all Brain still remains optimistic, quoted as often saying, “tomorrow is another day.” Scientists are quietly looking into this anomaly that is Brian. In addition there are numerous governments that do have a special interest in his apparent resilience….. so long as it is not also genetically linked to his bad luck.
SHIP:
The only ship Brian possesses is in his pants.
KILLS:
He could not even kill a fly. Not for his goodness, but for the fact that Brian literally does not possess the physical co-ordination.
BOUNTIES COLLECTED:
Aside from bruises, the only thing that Brian can seem to collect is dust.
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ROLE-PLAYS:
